If you could have one Devil Fruit which one would you pick

Personally i'd want the Venom-Venom fruit

>Doku Doku no mi
>no one will ever get close to you

Kage Kage no mi a best. It has plenty of options

>attack
Check
>defense
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>range
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>buff
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>instant finish move (cut off your shadow)
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>invincible bodyguard
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>army of loyal zombies
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>shadow and body manipulation
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>logia tier evasion movement
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>cool as fuck
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>you don't even have to try
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Hie-Hie no mi
Quite the fan of ice powers plus it has some cool perks
>never drink lukewarm drinks again
>walk on water
>hot summer days become cool summer days
Just pretty a cool power to have if you'll pardon the pun

Mane Mane no mi so I can become a cute girl.

Who the fuck will you even fight? Do you guys live in a ghetto or something?

Suke Suke no Mi

Who doesn't want to be invisible.

Its sad how right all your "checks" are and yet Moria wasn't that interesting a character

any logia will be ridiculously overpowered in a world where haki doesn't exist

Door Door Fruit and be lazy as hell

No you don't. Incessant violent Diarrhea is both painful and humiliating. Also, Hemorrhoids. They are worse than they sound. Knowing actual fear and anxiety when you go to the bathroom blows chunks.

Sauce: medication that makes me have explosive, watery shits.

Nigga if you wanna put it that way, where the fuck you gonna get devil fruit from?

>not picking the T-rex fruit

Better-Better-anime no mi

it can turn a shit show like one piece into a better show by giving it actually story and not some shit recycling story.

So what? Are you saying the ability to pass through a wall as electricity is a bad thing?

Could Enel beat an Admiral?

He's an improved version of Kizaru who can destroy entire islands with lightning + he can restart his heart with electric impulses. I think he's got a pretty good shot at beating one.

Mythical Zoan Phoenix. Powerful as fuck and looks like a Moltres.

But can he even injure a logia?

This guy gets it.

Legendary Zoan all the way, you can even be a fucking Buddha.

Unless he knows about haki he can't do shit. Even someone without a fruit could wreck his shit

Robin's fruit no contest.

>Grow dicks everywhere, make women touch them
>suck my own dick
The possibilities are endless

no, he relies on his devil fruit too much
admirals are much stronger and faster than him and actually have haki
that said he'd be pretty strong even in the new world

I wanna start one piece were do I start and can I ever check up?

You start at episode one and you keep watching until you're up to date. I started when it was around episode 300 and it took me 3 weeks to get there. There are 746 episodes now so you'd need a month or 2 depending on how much you watch. Skip all OPs and flashbacks, you could also skip some arcs and just watch the movies.

Start at the beginning. You could catch up with the anime in a few months and the manga in no time at all.

Just look for a list where you can skip filler and spend the whole summer doing it it will take 2 weeks at best

Kissmanga the colour manga until you catch up

Bling Bling no mi

Definitely Goro Goro no Mi.

Just because lightning is a badass power in general.

Moku Moku no Mi please.

I wanna be a smoke monster.

>skip filler
Exept Navarone

isn't the thing where he predicts the future haki?

>Want to download one piece
>Batch is 220GB big
>Only 140GB left
Shit.

that observation haki with a different name so yes and its the strongest we have ever seen with a range that was omnipotent in skypiea

The light fruit or whatever.
Goddammn imagine saving all that fare and travel time saved just because i can move ridiculously quick

Pika Pika no Mi.
>Fast as fuck.
>You can teleport.
>Logia, so most people can't even hurt you.
>Laser kicks.
>Pew pew.
Also share fruit with my man Borsalino, one of the most based characters,

I'll take Sugar's fruit please
>Stop aging, live forever
>Instantly defeat anybody just by touching them
>Designs for people you touch limited only by your imagination
>Issue unbreakable commands to anybody you've touched

Since the people you touch won't age or get hurt you'll actually have people asking for you to use the power on them. You could let people come up with their own design and then transform them into it in exchange for money or service or whatever.

yeah

This guy gets it, also allows you to be a peeping tom.

lighting.

can travel super fast, am a logia, INSANE damage potential, can restart my own heart, and i can have a bunch of fun in the worst of storms cause getting struck would either do nothing or energize me.

Enel would bite the dust agains Kizaru though. Light's where it's at famicom.

Naw, anything strong enough could kill logia users even in intangible elemental form.

Nagi Nagi no mi.

Honestly being able to have absolute silence whenever I want would be fucking sweet.

Either Horu Horu no Mi or Jewelry Bonney's fruit, I'd be the cutest little girl marine and punish the filthy pirates by lolification.

Butter Butter no mi the butter logia.

meme meme no mi
become a living meme

Since I don't live in OP, I don't have to worry about being a logia. I'd pick Doffy's string fruit.
-make clones
-"fly" in the air
-repair own organs
-can be used as ranged weapons
-can be used as defense
-control people
-turn things to string

Ito ito no mi
>Can destroy cities with ease
>Can fly as long as there are clouds
>Can make duplicates
>Control people
>Strings can be practically invisible
>Can use said strings to cover body and make armor

Id manipulate anyone and everyone until id rule the world

Horo Horo no mi

Everybody getting depressed in this shit

Just don't be stupid and actually eat poison

Whatever fruit Viola ate. who the fuck needs actual power if you can cheat infinite amounts of money?

I fucking BUY power

To clarify. I'm talking about the potential this power has in our world, with a bit of simple trickery.

the amount of self pleasure would be insane.

That shit's fucking hard to use though, it'd take you years to learn how to make fucking string clones or repair your organs.