Literally a paid shill.
Literally a paid shill
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Fat untalented fuck that thinks he"s an MMA expert IRL.
Fuck of, plebs. Seagal is kino.
What is kino?
KINO
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requesting that webm of him in that Iraq war movie where he's like 280 lbs and spread-firing casually
After seeing this dude I can understand the 56% american meme
Holy fuck americans are subhuman as hell
Please tell me
Klingon In Name Only
DEY TOOK ER
Seagal has the gayest run
What's that mean? I don't watch Star Trek
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Kino is dancing?
This kills the waifu lover.
looks like the fat version of Leon the Professional
He's a badass though. And I love all of american movies with him.
>talking about steven seagal
>litereally letting the political discorse of communism slide..
slide.
Is this the Russia hate user?
He's so clearly a kike, he can't even hide it on the Internet lmao
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Who would play a fat Natloli Portman in a fat Leon remake?
Steven Seagal is a legal fighter trained in the best martial arts in the world.
Watch him take on and defeat 33 guys.
Just tell me you jerk
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What did he say?
Is that the traditional way this dance is performed? The man is supposed to have a seizure?
Literally what is google, fucking nigger shit.
Is there anyone on the planet with less self-awareness than Seagal?
>Steven Seagal
>Dennis Rodman
What's with nutty dictators getting attached to shit tier Hollywood has beens and letting them speak on their behalf? What's next, the supreme leader of Iran being a close personal friend with Tony Danza?
This guy is a fucking tool. Been doing basically the same exact movie since the 80s, most are straight-to-video. Painfully shitty actor, with triple chin and painted on hair.
I don't wanna end up on a list if it's something bad
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why does he dress like a 19th century Chinaman?
Why does Steven like Russia/Putin so much ? I have been looking at articles but its not explained anywhere.
The Norwegian word for cinnema.
yes you are.
Literally a JEW.
Its not rocket science folks. No green aliens. Its the fucking jews and its been the fucking jews for 3000 fucking years. Its time to gas all the kikes.
God I hate European so much
DESU he's a national treasure
He is supposed to portray a flying eagleit's the traditional way because those are mountainpeople. The hand wiggling is, I think, what hahols added to this dance centuries ago, and between plebs from that mountain region the hahol version is actually more common.
this looks so fake and silly. maybe i just don't get it, but those guys are just running up to him and lightly putting their arms on him without actually attacking him. then he lightly brushes them and they go flying across the mat.
kino is jewish for cinema
Is she on a hoverboard?
>indian mongrel kills blonde WASP
Fucking kikes man, I swear.
He's a Trojan Horse in Russia, Putin needs to watch this guy.
Jewish isn't a language
Aikido is legit and the best martial art.
It's just a demonstration of Aikido moves.
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> le Steven Seagal references, so random XDDD!
No, YOU are the reddit.
Well this has nothing to do with being a shill, anybody who's grown up with 1980s or earlier values will hate our own degenerate societies.
Russia or Eastern Europe is more similar in many important (but not every) respects to what many conservatives/right wingers/libertarians/fascists want.
one of us
I watched pic related and man is it bad.
I'd say it's one of those movies that is "so bad, it's good", but it's badness extends far beyond, to the point that it becomes, once again, bad.
Unless it's so bad, that it's not even good, that it actually becomes good again, in which case fuck me.
There's a sex scene towards the end that is the most awkward, wooden thing i've ever seen. I feel sorry for the actress involved, and I hope her counseling is going well.
Well uh.... I'm sorry to hear that. Cause now...IVE gotta snatch EVERY motherfucker birthday
Hahahaha, it's as if they are fucking with him intentionally by putting him in these situations.
Link to vid faggot
Anderson Silva team making fun of Steven Seagal
A Sup Forums meme.
Basically the apex of motion pictures.
It goes kino[graphy] > film > movie > flick
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Holy fucking shit you are retarded as fuck
So kino is good? Or is it a movie that has a lot of production
>There's a sex scene towards the end that is the most awkward, wooden thing i've ever seen. I feel sorry for the actress involved, and I hope her counseling is going well.
source?
do they fuck?
Nice try FBI
No, she just walks with super quick and short steps to give the illusion of "gliding" with a long dress.
Yes
I bet Dolph is a hard right winger. You just don't get into this type of competitive sports as a Commie.
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seagal is indeed kino
Why the fuck would those two fight in the Warsaw's university building? Lel
>meme flag
Go back to watching R&M, reddit.
Also, I believe that, "cinema" and, "film" are interchangeable.
There's a full 6 second pause before he says that line lol
I believe so. But she dies IIRC.
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Seagal rules.
>he's got a sword!
>quick, hit him with your gun!
top kek
Holy shit, that goatee is out of control. It could use a trim
Same person?
I think they were at the Palace of Culture or whatever in Warsaw earlier in the movie. It was about a child trafficking ring, and the blonde guy is actually a Turk.
Kino is basically a word to describe a 10/10 film or tv show, but can also be used to describe characters, plot devices, camera angles, etc.
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Normies are always hating on Seagal tbqh, makes me think.
Thank you
>that time he plowed a tank into some guys house and killed his dog in the process
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Gary Busey's character in that movie is maximum creepy.
Definitely Seagal's best film, but even then it's shit. kek.
HEY YOU LEAVE TONY DANZA ALONE, FUCKING FAGGOT ASS BITCH!!!
10/10 acting
it is one of my favorite movies. could be better i guess
ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE!? ANYBODY KNOW WHY RICHIE DID BOBBY LUPO!?
I don't give a fuck what anyone says, Seagal did the best martialarts/asskicking movies ever done.
as a pure action film, it's great.
idk hes fine my uncle and grandpa love his movies bcs they are just mindles action movies idk the hate must be burgerland thing
Lel lurk moar then hang yourself
>Not being a loose cannon cop who doesn't play by the rules
>2017
Lets see him do that in the octagon.
Now that's rock and roll!
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>get into my office! I have the mayor up my ass!