What's the best type of yuri couple?

What's the best type of yuri couple?

Ones that have sex with each other.

The ones that actually actually yuri couples and not pure shitposting shipping garbage. e.g. MadoSaya and CannanAlphard.

4 is undeniably best.

But all of those categories beat most het.

2 definitely

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The type that doesn't exist.

The one where the more mature grill gets NTR'd

>stalkers/one sided relationships are "couples"
y/u/rifags are so delusional if they actually believe that.

Why does it include Madoka more than one time?

sexy lady with cute loli

Probably for the same reason it includes Yumi, Yui, Canaan and Sayaka more than once.

Because of this It's a shitposting threads made a by a shitposter.

And what reason do you think that is?

>And what reason do you think that is?
You'd know if you were a yuri fan.

This kind

The one with a dick.

Thank you for even further affirming my point about you being a shitposter.
>lol it's just a different kind of couple
No, it's actually not. You're the one who's not a fan of yuri.
You degrade and demean actual yuri relationships from the canon of series' in favor of your own shallow shipping cancer. They aren't "different couples" they are aren't couples at all, because that's not a part of the series.

If you were actually a fan of yuri, you wouldn't think so little of the actual yuri relationships that are told in their respective stories. You're the kind of person who thinks it yuri if two females make out because sucking some dude's dick.

>Thank you for even further affirming my point about you being a shitposter.
>You're the kind of person who thinks it yuri if two females make out because sucking some dude's dick.
Well, I'm not a shitposter, but maybe I should become one. Can I be your understudy?

This is a shitty image.

You sure proved what I said wrong about your assertions of what yuri is and yuri fans are. Not all like you just said "nuh uuuuh ur a shitposters, uuuu!"

If you support garbage like the OP, then you are a) not a fan of yuri because you treat actual yuri realtionships like trash, b) a shitposter for actually supporting it.

>You sure proved what I said wrong about your assertions of what yuri is and yuri fans are.
I wasn't trying to. You're just obviously so angry and narrow sighted that I honestly can't take you seriously.
And I stand by what I said, by the way. If you were really a yurifan, you'd at least be familiar with Marimite or StoPani, and how it creates a fracturing of preferences between Yumi and Sachiko and Yumi and Touko (or Yumi and someone else entirely) in the case of the former series, and Nagisa and Shizuma and Nagisa and Tamao (which for whatever reason isn't included) in the case of the latter. Hell, newer shit like Yuru Yuri even go as far as arguably making farce of that kind of thing constantly seen in yuri series by throwing potential couples all over the place. Ultimately, it's all about which you prefer. If you like one more, you don't even have to consider the other.

Also, I just happen to actually be the person who created the image in the OP for /u/ several years ago. Granted, I didn't create this thread. Honestly, I'm a little flattered someone saved it.
However, I don't think it's a very good image now, as couples often tend to evolve throughout the categories. Not picture related though, which would fit squarely in 2.

Nah, I'm more than sure you are the OP and you are just reposting your own shit. As evident by how you refuse to use sage.

>durrr anyone who says anything I don't like is angry
God, I fucking hate retards like you. You are the bane of reason, logic, and intelligence. You also think you can dismiss people if you personally decide they are not "worth taking seriously". Psychotic much? Your whole mentality and out look on life is based around protecting your ego and blocking out things that you can't process, understand, or like. As made clear by your line of "you don't even have to consider the other".

If you were actually a yuri fan you'd know that Marimite was the literal start of S-class in Japanese light novel mediums. It was written for the explicit purpose of NOT being seen as yuri and just close female friendship. This was made clear in even the anime when Sachiko says she is in love with her fiancé (male).

StoPani and YuruYuri are already shallow low tier garbage on their own that plays shipping faggotry with its own characters. Like Strike Witches as well. You can't degrade something that is already worth nothing. And you know what you will not find? Shallow low tier shipping faggotry in Madoka, Cannan, Hidamari, etc. Instead you will find well developed relationships and characters who have strong feelings for each other. And you degrading those actual yuri relationships with read substance shows you are not actually a fan of yuri.

Don't forget to sage your shit thread.

Your minamalization of the things I say to greentext and your apparent misunderstanding of the points I was trying to make make this conversation not very much worth having anyway. Have some dykes.

Thank you for once again proving you are nothing but a brain dead cancerous shitposter. I can't minimize what you said, you because you didn't say anything that was correct in the first place. The only thing I did with greentext is paraphrase your baseless and psychotic assumption that everyone is mad.

You didn't even read the post before replying to it.

I did not misunderstand a single thing you said. I addressed every point you made and spelled out exactly how each one was not correct.

Now kindly fuck off and die. Literally. You're so stupid and worthless you'll never be worth anything and all you do is cause damage.

Also, you make it even more clear exactly who you are when you specifically refuse to address things like saging your shit thread.