*gunshots*

*gunshots*

*gunshot wounds*

In you.

>"Hahaha, great banter my fellow ame-"
>*gets shot*

You're about to be outnumbered by the most murderous people in the world and you don't have the right to defend yourself... And you think we're the idiots...

>*the silence of freedom afterwards*

YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHHAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>haha these stupid Amer-
>*gets ran over by Truck*

*rapes*

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>be American
>go to church
>get shot
>go to to school
>get shot
>go to work
>get shot
>go to store
>get shot
>go to mall
>get shot
>go to restaurant
>get shot
>go to movies
>get shot
>go to the hospital
>find out they don’t take your insurance.
>be billed 800 dollars for a bag of saline, you needed 30 to replenish the volume you lost bleeding
>your final bill is over 100 thousand dollars.
>can’t afford it.
>file for bankruptcy.
>because of bankruptcy no one hires you.
>be evicted from your apartment
>become hobo
>get shot again by a bitch who happens to be the daughter of a judge and who drives a Porsche.
>die

>Be American.
>Walk the dog.
>Dog is well trained and follows without a leash.
>Walk across a road.
>Suddenly cops everywhere.
>SIR YOU'VE VIOLATED TWO LAWS ALREADY. PUT YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM.
>Fumble and drop my coke.
>A LITTERER TOO!
>Policeman shoots my dog in fury.
>Can't do anything because it is their legal right to shoot dogs.
>Also don't want to get done for assault.
>Brought back to station.
>Get strip searched by three large men.
>Ass is now wider than a whore's.
>Found guilty on all three counts.
>Get sent to jail.
>At least they opened my ass wide enough for all these 'totally straight' black males.
LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEE!

Be EU get blacked.

Remember after the first bridge attack, the guy laying down in the pub, "it isn't muslims", well no yea it was muslims.

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No to the EUSSR

So you're saying we need to shoot more people...

>be American
>Own gun
>Don't get shot
Feels good

>be european
>go to school: refugees everywhere
>go to café: refugees everywhere
>go home: wife's getting dp'd by refugees
>decide to walk down the street: get run over by a truck

Your fault for owning a dog. Only Jews and Dogfighters own little bitches for pets.

*distant gunshots and rap music*

>Be American
>Larp as EUrofag

*Freedom ringing in my ears*

commies get free helicopter rides; one way ticket only..............also the EU will collapse in the next 10 years

Better than islam.

>Be EU
>Get raped
>Can't defend because no gun
>Muhammed gang walks of unpunished

underrated

sage

>Be Europoor
>wake up to Abdul fucking my gf
>go to work in order to pay 70% tax
>be walking to work when two "New Europeans" accost me
>demand money
>don't have any because I gave all my money to gf for date with Abdul
>they knock me down and ass rape me
>mutter apologies as they pos my ass
>finally get to work
>female boss yells at me for being late
>tell her I was raped
>she fires me cause I'm racist
>walking home
>have to go around the no-go zones
>stop for a soy non-fat pumpkin spice latte
>100ml= 28€+5€ "white tax"
>look for a seat
>"colored people only"
>stand in corner
>suddenly a truck smashes through the window
>get hit by truck
>watch as driver gets out and stabs people to death
>police try to stop him but lol noguns
>finally SWAT shoots him
>on the way to hospital
>terrorist gets treatment first
>lay dying
>choke out "at least it's free"
>die

Better get out of the ghetto, bruv.

You retards have the most cartoonish vision of America that I can imagine.

Meanwhile muslims are running you over with trucks on a daily basis and you want to allow more in.

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Can you imagine being so assblasted by Abdul you have to log into a Congolese soccer image board and make a thread about Americans? I guess it's easier to deal with than a migrant horde in your face

I honestly can't.

Feels pretty good.

This

How woukd I rather die? Getting shot all badass like or being raped to death and left ass up in a puddle. Hmmmm

me neither hahahaha

how assblasted can one person be to not take a joke? do you not see fucking rick perry in that image?

>tfw your country will never have a badass navy and spread "democracy" around the world

tfw I paid for that

>rang out like a bell
>i grab my 9 all i heard was shells
>fallin' on the concrete real fast
>jump in my car; slam on the gas
>bumber to bumber; the avenues packed
>gotta get away before the jackers jack
>police on the scene; ya know what I mean
>pass me up; confronted all the dope fiends
>if there is a problem, yo I'll solve it
>check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

>Stealth.
>Bigger than a carrier.

What are you talking about nigger? Not once did I say anything about Rick Perry. Fuck you, making us look bad in front of the Europeans

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>BRITISH
>SCHOOLING

>perspective

You're probably a flat earther, aren't you Abdul?

>american humour

"trucks"

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