And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin...

And through this revolting graveyard of the universe the muffled, maddening beating of drums, and thin, monotonous whine of blasphemous flutes from inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond Time; the detestable pounding and piping whereunto dance slowly, awkwardly, and absurdly the gigantic, tenebrous ultimate gods—the blind, voiceless, mindless gargoyles whose soul is /ai/ - Idle Activities.

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The guide:

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Untrve thread

How to become honorary little girl?

Shut up and lurk more.

Drink cummies, a lot, directly from the source.

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(Skip to 2:52) The new Duel Masters season has a really catchy OP.

Okay fellow /ai/nons, the time has come for me to watch Pretty Rhythm. Is this batch good? nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=430958

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Is dead user, she have to move on.

That's the one I'm watching.

Yes that's fine

Impostor!

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Thanks, gonna download it now.

You and me, we are one.

>Miyabi flanked by two hyperactive girls
I wish I could've seen this.

I don't want to be one with a thieving little girl like you.

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What if I stole your heart?

My heart belongs to lalabro and sophiebro.

Would make a fun short.

We Crane Game Girls now?

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Yurika makes my heart ache
I miss her so much

She'll always be with you.

It's incredible how anything anytime can happen so fast in our societies now
Yesterday was looking at some old /ai/ threads on Desustorage
Today it's dead

I want to marry an /ai/non and wear a cute apron, wash their clothes, clean our house, and make a big dinner full of love for them every day.

You forgot to make the bath, you bitch.

If you want to have a bath, I'll make you one.
Or maybe you'd rather have me instead?

Classic.

KinPri made me want to immediately watch Rainbow Live but I'm in the middle of Aikatsu so I'll make myself wait. This is suffering.

Having seen Rainbow Live I'm just waiting on subs before watching Kinpri.

Is anyone even planning on subbing it?

I think naisho is

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Are you working hard to achieve your dreams, /ai/?

I'm trying.

All my dreams have been achieved, now comes the long afterglow.

>Candy didn't kill himself yet
Sad

All my dreams involve me being female. That will never happen.

Who

I have no dreams.

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>KinPri
Sure was Episode 1.

No homo.

Yes.

As soon as my advisor gives me his attention.

Kii is doomed to be a Christmas cake.

Only if trying to leave NEETdom counts.

>Full version of Aoi/Ichigo's Wake up my Music

This is so good. Dreams really do come true.

I don't know if that user making the Aikatsu rooms already has this, but here's a floor plan for them.

My dreams are turning out to be nightmares.

Thanks!!!! This is perfect!! I'm still working on it, this will help so much! Love Youuuuuuu!

I want to take a bath in Akari's bathtub.

I'm trying

On my way, but it will take a while.

Jin literally did nothing wrong.
>Idols only need to wear fake smiles and milk the fans from their money
>Originality isn't needed, everything is a copy of everything anyway
I wasn't expecting such marianna trench deep things, really looking forward to what they do with that in the sequel

My dream is to drink myself to death. I'm working very hard at it.

Please stay healthy!

Isn't it hard to live your everyday life without a goal to thrive for?

But Sumire, you left us first.

It takes just about all I have to drag myself out of bed at [/spoiler]6PM[/spoiler].

Yes, it's very painful. At least when I'm asleep I get to dream that I'm happy.

Living is easy, thriving is hard.

Then my goal shall be to sexualize the idles!

but my dream requires me to not be healthy. I'm torn user, I can't follow my dreams and stay healthy.

Maybe science will find a way?

Existing is easy. Living is hard.
Yes.

Well, there's no need to fear the future because there's nothing to lose.

She's watching from up high.

I just want to die.

My dream is for all of /ai/ to be happy.

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No she's not.

Unrealistic dreams are unhealthy.

I want to protect this dream!

Oh, but she is.

Can I look up her skirt?

Behave, or I'll raise ranflakes from the dead.

That's just incentive for me to be naughty.

No

Great, I'm looking forward to its completion!

I don't mind if I die afterwards.

You'll die before.

What about during?

I want to fuck Lala.

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Only Akari is allowed to look up Sumires skirt, she'll kill you before you manage it.

Juri has the best hair of all Aikatsu idles.

Orihime has the best disdain of all Aikatsus.

She's so perfect, yeah!

She'd probably give the best hairjob of all the aikatsus

I'm not so sure.

My goals are conflicting with reality, I could try to achieve them, but I have no chance to actually get there, so I don't try at all.
And, yes, it is painful.

Yeah I honestly wish I didn't have short hair just so I could ask her to do it for me.

I don't know if I'd count being sucked into a blackhole of fluff as a good hairjob.

That would be like rubbing raw cotton
What do you think a hairjob is?

Shh, let user keep his cute innocence.

I want to brush user's hair.