Can an elf and human be together?

Can an elf and human be together?

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They don't look too far from each other.

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I wouldn't recommend it.

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they can even breed so i think it's a yes

The elf's only purpose is to be used as onaholes for orcs.

>Orcs and Elves can't breed
I call bullshit

It's not a japanese setting.

Elves are for human use.

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Can you fuck your pet? Same reason.

Is this from the book of erotic fantasies?

thinking that they can breed it's bullshit for me, beside the fact that it's erotic as fuck doesn't make sense and, again it's not a japanese setting

yep

Dragons can literally breed with anything, even gnomes. I guess they can't have conventional sex to impregnate though. A dead gnome can't give birth

If they can be together? Sure.
If they can actually be together for any reasonable period of time? No. All humans are afflicted with a disease called short lifespan, thus they will be separated early, and she'll be heartbroken for the rest of her life.

>She was supposed to be a dark elf according to preliminary sketches
I still cry thinking about what could have been

My headcanon tells me Orcs cannot breed with their own race, so they have to rape the females of other races to reproduce.

>my headcanon
Because reading is hard, isn't it?

>you will never heal the broken heart of a widow elf

Seravee is love.

Why cant they? They both have humanoid appearance.

that's becouse dragons are mytholigical/magical creatures so they can breed with anything, check the "no" legend, it says that they can't crossbreed without the use of magic

Reading is for faggots

>orcs look humanoid
again, don't think in a japanese setting

I would hope so.

>she'd been a filthy darkie
Thank gods they came to their senses

The only reason why they can breed is because they did it really really rarely in Tolkiens books and then everyone copied it without thinking why and without thinking of the consquences.

Yes.

Bipedal is humanoid.

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no is not bro

Which orc are you talking about?
From hentai to mmorpg to folklores, they look similar

My boner says yes. Which is freak since my cock should not be talking.

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They certainly don't. Just compare japanese pig-orcs to Tolkiens goblins.

A painting can be human-like and still unfit for breeding.

They look similar in term of the humanoid shape. 2 legs, 2 arm, 1 head has ability to walk on two foots. And goblins? Orc isnt goblin. come on just accept it, orc does look humanoid so why cant they fuck an elves?

Yes. Elves and humans can always live together.

Humans and apes can't crossbreed either.

So how do orc breed? giving off spores? Budding? I cant think any other method aside what humans are doing right now.

Depends on the orc. Tolkien orcs are basically born by torturing elves.

I said Tolkiens goblins, which are synonymous with orcs in his work. I brough them up to show that those smaller, weaker orcs are one of the extreme spectrum orcs can life on.

And we are dealing with fantasy creatures here. I really can't stand it when someone brings up biological reasons for creatures made by gods, made out of magic.

And last, what this guy said.

And please explain how the fuck can human breed with orc while elf (who can breed with human) cant breed with orc? Is there somekind of magic that deny the process of fertilization? Doesnt make any sense.

Most of the time, they breed with female orcs.

>And please explain how the fuck can human breed with orc while elf (who can breed with human) cant breed with orc?
Humans are closer to orcs genetically than elves are.

Also, there is a growing minority of people who say that halforcs and halfelves should be impotent.

Thats the reason i need, thank you.

Anyway in my animu, they can. Atleast in my hentai.

You should always give your dick what it wants.

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>half-orcs and half-elves are mules

Whelp now I got reminded of Half-Ogre Island.

elves are for raep

And rap is for Sup Forums.

>Sup Forums prides itself on being one of the best and most elitist boards
>becomes a bunch of meme-spouting retards as soon as elves come up
You don't deserve good elf threads.

These threads are on par with "I want to [x] [y]s [z]!" anyway, so I don't know why it doesn't get deleted.

>playing Kamidori for the girls

ThisWith female orcs. They breed just like us humans.

Elves are longer lived, naturally more gifted, and have civilizations that have existed since before the dawn of men.

Somehow though humans are always smarter, stronger, and more technologically advanced than elves.

You'd think that a race of humanoids that don't die from old age would have an overpopulation issue but somehow humans outnumber the elves by a massive margin.

What else? The game?

Another thing that writers have adopted from Tolkien without thinking things through.

That's because elf-boss truncates your ears if you don't share his taste in wine.

Of course, Eushully's porn sucks but the gameplay is amazing.

>You'd think that a race of humanoids that don't die from old age would have an overpopulation issue but somehow humans outnumber the elves by a massive margin.

That's because they don't make a lot of kids, maybe one child by couple. Unlike us humans, especially poor humans who are baby-making machines.
I'm pretty sure that elves don't like sex as much as the others races do.

Tolkien has Orcs and Goblins retard.

>Tolkien explained in a note at the start of The Hobbit that he was using English to represent the languages used by the characters, and that goblin (or hobgoblin for the larger kind) was the English translation he was using for the word Orc, which (he wrote) is the hobbits' form of the name for them. Tolkien used the term goblin extensively in The Hobbit, and also occasionally in The Lord of the Rings, as when the Uruk-hai of Isengard are first described: "four goblin-soldiers of greater stature".

Orcs and Goblins are the same thing in Tolkien. The movies just goof that one line, I see you are a movieonlyfag.

Inplying I remwmber every line from a series of long winded books I read fucking 12 years ago.

So Orcs are just Goblins, but Goblins are alao just Orcs.

Does a round peg fit in a round hole?

>long winded

HAHA ohh wow. You dont read much do you.

It's okay if you forget things, but not to be a bitch about it.

I read all the time.

Tolkien is just slightly behind Robert Jordan in the "Yes, okay, I get it fucking let's move on," department.

Hobbits are dumb fags, and them calling Orc's Goblins don't mean shit.

Why are the best orcs from Elder Scrolls?

Orks are kinda dull in comparision to the rest of the races in Elder Scrolls, tho. Like "they were once eleves, but got perverted into their current forms" is Tolkein, direct.

You mean Warhammer

>You will never comfort your elf mother after your father's passing from the world
>You will never remind your elf mother of your father's younger face as she see you
>You will never make her relieve her memories of your father as you fucking her

I'm surprised no elf/half elf /ss/ incest doujin around, considering the scenario is a perfect set up for that.

yeah because my dick says yes

Stop. Don't do this.

Yes they absolutely can. It is the purest of unions.