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Alright Sup Forums I'm sick of this shit

>don't drink tap water, government put shit in it that makes you gay
>don't drink out of plastic bottles it makes you gay

What the fuck should I be drinking then? Serious question. I'm sick of thinking about traps

Eating broccoli is supposed to help flush estrogen out of your system.

This

be quiet and drink your tap water you hippy

They're going to tell you to buy glass bottles

>Muh filters

Well water is the best though

bleach. it has many cleansing properties!

> Not drinking your own urine until you transcend the mortal coil and dickpunch every kike and shabbos goy.

>le happy mysterious broccoli farmer face

dude well water tastes like ass. would rather be gay. too late.

Kangen Water, don't believe me? look them up

>I'm sick of thinking about traps
Embrace it traps will make your life better

yes, drink bleach it's good for you

RO (Reverse Osmosis) filtration removes most of those pollutants. Distillation is another option, too.

If you don't like broccoli, you can take DIM (Diindolylmethane), which is the amromatase-inhibiting chemical found in cruciferous vegetables, and helps with estrogen metabolism by reducing the amount of estrogen produced through conversion of androgens.

derp derp

No, he will be sick and won't be able to work and pay the mortgage

Just drink tap water, go-guys, it's 100% safe

Dude,it was an experiment on the frogs,frogs can change genders so scientists tried to force that,ffs that is a real thing

That's fuckin spooky m8 their based out of my city and it's a really small city.

yes, yes. keep drinking dat water

legend ?

You just got bad well water then

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Are you supposed to eat broccoli raw or cooked? I barely eat veges.

Rain water you nigger.

Both.
Some nutrients in broccoli are destroyed by cooking, others are able to be absorbed in your body due to cooking.

Steam it you stooge. Add salt and pepper cause it doesn't taste that good.

>raw broccoli
Like literally eating a tree. Gross.

HAARP is a jewish organization that controls the weather, the rain will turn you gay through Jewish magic

>Master Mineral Solution

unironically this

Just drink beer. It comes in glass. It's readily available.

Yes, broccoli contains phytochemicals called indoles, which play a role in estrogen metabolism. Also, increasing your general fiber intake helps to regulate and reduce the levels of blood circulating estrogen.

>tap water turns you gay
>bottled water turns you gay
So then explain the lack of black traps and why a lot of black guys have higher test then other males. What special water do they drink?

Grape drank

we need to figure out some anit-jew chemicals to put in our water to make us more racist and and masculine

Drink cum. It's much more hetero than water. Literally testosterone the beverage.

thanks user, got some DIM otw now

>pee is waste your body doesn't use
>girls don't need testosterone
>therefore girl pee is the key

God damn genius

>lack of black traps

Cause they're ugly, theres tons of faggot dragqueen niggers out there though. Unironically the gayest race because prison assrape and hysterical screeching on both genders.

Move to the country, get a well and a decent filtration system.

Get a house with any amount of land, 1/10 acre is fine.

Drill a well. It might not be legal in your town, but who will know? Rural areas have companies that drill wells like this. Costs a few thousand, and you have to find what depth the water's at. Then install the well pump, tank, etc.

Get a plumber to switch your house plumbing over to the well tank. But you can have a T joint so you can choose the source of your tap water.

We drink well water. It's very good --- I checked it before we bought the house. But we live in a semi-rural area where everyone has a well and there's no piped in water.

The denser suburb we used to live in prohibited water wells but you can still drill one.

>oxygen makes you gay
Listen, mr gay gay fucken fag nose, i believe water is bad for you too. But it's all from your wife's tampon. You tampon sucking woman

Some wells require filtration, softening, etc. Our water is a little hard, a little bit of iron, but it's OK. We use it without filtration, straight. Previous owner lived here 50 years and never filtered it.

Brilliant, except that the body can also convert testosterone to estrogen.

That's why Arimidex works. It blocks that conversion, so if you're a man (who makes no estrogen but does some conversion from test.) blocking that conversion means you'll be on 100% test. in your system.

>well water

It is delicious, though I'm years away from a house of my own

What am I looking at it?

Porn is making you gay. Stop watching it.