The WW3 stage is being set up nicely

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>Penezuela
That's not a war, it's more like a mass suicide for them

> newsweek.com/venezuelas-economic-crisis-has-forced-doctors-become-prostitutes-672035
> reuters.com/article/us-venezuela-animals/police-believe-thieves-steal-venezuela-zoo-animals-to-eat-them-idUSKCN1AW2NN

Lets see if they don't starve themselves to death due to consistent cultural pride that results in bankruptcy, starvation and suffering...

Giving clear reason why you kick their arrogant defunct asses out of your country.

>venezuela holds a gun to its head and dares people to tell it to pull the trigger
Cute.

Can we come ?

Checked.. China will save your flags asses soon proxyfag

Imagine having to fight for Venezuela.

Go to bed kim.

They are just asking the US to stop the pain and let them die already, should the US comply?

It so morning time here you monkey. Time to work hard for Leader and glory.

The Mulatto and Zambo Republic of Venezuela is a crumbling zombie, nothing will happen

Mauro saw a Woody Allen movie nad he figures he can declare war on the US and come out smelling like a rose. LOL. Jokes on him. Trump (and the rest of us) saw that movie 30 years ago.

>inb4 we invade and take their oil

>tfw venezuela solves its food shortages by serving peasants to the army

>we need more food! (calories)
>what do?
>lets mobilize the entire country! (burn calories)

el venezolANO

>EMAILLLLLLLLLS

Tell Kim to nuke Israel senpai the entire planet would clap until their hands bleed

So they have decided to for the "martyr to the cause who the evil America lied about how shit it was to live here approach" that chaves and castro did

WE'RE GOING TO WAR

They are truly desperate.

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>yfw US lose

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>neocon wars are A-OK if the other guy is a sozi

Classic /nu-pol/

>Venezuela prepares for war with U.S.
>Venezuela
>War with U.S.

Request cataloged.

>implying you can "go to war" with a communist

it is pest control

are you an idiot? it is the venezolANOS that say they want war with USA, not the other way around

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>cant afford police
>pretend they can afford a military
how do you expect to maintain order if you send out your troops?
cant very well maintain martial law then

>be dictatorship
>have oil
>have such a shitty military the most threatening thing you can think of is "well-oiled tanks"
>threaten the US

They do know what happens in this situation, right?

doubtful. we could wipe out their entire army without a single person invading.

>Suicide by US, may such cases

what?

did he just declare war on himself on our behalf?

hold on..wait...

what did we do to Ven again... to .. get them all wiggin out?

dont we have bigger things to deal with like NK?

or are we going full on HAPPENING ... any day now?

I think someone needs a Snickers™

Am I the only one that thinks the next elections might actually cause or be the trigger that'll (at the very least) cause America to change for the worst?

"army"

would be cool to go to war with everything south of texas and north of michigan

Nobody cares about you Kim.

>>have oil

their """""""oil""""""" is of extremely low quality

may as well sell mud

is this a Red Dawn reference?

>Well-oiled

>Pretend you're at war with America
>America completely ignores you while your country dies

Maduro is about to be violently ousted so he is trying to start some shit in order to gain national pride via war. It's exactly like when Argentina invaded the Falklands, got BTFO, and then the regime collapsed

>well-oiled tanks
Those tanks are going to be so fucking loose and relaxed when they get destroyed.

Their well-oiled T-72B1's are extra flammable?

>we've done it, Manuel
>we have become Tropico 5

>Malvinas

I don't understand why they have such food shortages down there. The New World is overflowing with agricultural powerhouses. Why aren't they one of them? Poor, okay. Limited luxuries, sure. But starving? You have to be literally retarded to not have grain and vegetables coming out of your ass over here.

>cause America to change for the worst?
You mean again?

>Venezuela prepares for war with U.S.
>Failed socialist state? Checked.
>Dictatorship took over? Checked.
>(((Humanitarian Crisis))) a justifiable reason to interfere? Checked.
>Anti-American? Checked.
>Oil reserves? Oh hell yes checked.
Sounds like there's a starving, oppressed people of an oil-rich nation that need a healthy dosing of freedom!

What's with all these tin-pot dictators getting uppity?

> citizens are starving
> inflation is killing their economy
> protests against the government in the streets
> they think they can beat the USA in a war

quasi-niggers and communism are the worst combination possible

literally what happened to Somalia and Ethiopia

wherever full retard socialism goes so does famine

China, USSR etc

if the US has proven anything about its military in the past 20 years it's that it has no ability to hold territory or nation build just bomb shit

Trump said
>FUCK GOMMIES
Venezuela says
>DOTARD IS FUCKING HITLER.

it's pronounced 'Falkland Islands' sore loser

agricultural powerhouse+literal dictatorships+generally stupid masses= food shortage

>Invade Alaska
>Invade Hawaii
>Invade Miami

What did he mean by this?

the mouse who roared?

>Sounds like there's a starving, oppressed people of an oil-rich nation that need a healthy dosing of freedom!

can you source me that?
I want to see how shitty is my motherland's army

Only a matter of time before we (((free))) them and their oil-reserves!

>some shithole that can barely feed it's people going to war against the strongest military on the planet

America fisrt you goys!

> tfw we dont even have an army

CAN ANYONE ANSWER THIS


How would it be war if only one side is participating? Unless the Venies attempt to invade the United States, I dont imagine we will invade them.

If they were attempting to invade, how would they get here? By boat HAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAH. Our fucking navy would sink them before they fire a single shot. What a joke.

I'm not in the country that's full of sore losers, user.

No ones debating who would win, but Venezuela is an important WW3 puzzle piece

And after that, it will be easy to blame the USA
>we're dirty poor because this war
>our men and women are whoring themselves around the world because the USA
>our economy took it to the head because the capitalists pulled the trigger

We probably have at least one boat in your canal at any given point in time, you're safe boss

Nation building could probably be done in South America. They aren't savage cave people like the middle east, they're just poor. Get them some food and a relatively stable government and they might embrace it.

>Mexico
>Mexicans
>Still complaining about the treaty of guadalupe hidalgo

>Largest oil reserves up in hurr
>Starting shit with the US

this gon' be good tbqhfam

Never lost a war

>inb4 vietnam
We left and the gooks lost afterward, not our problem, not our fault

that's what happens when you split up to take USA's dick... it's a joke, you're better taking the d from them than being part of us.

i saw shit coming back in 2015.
im seriously not surprised.

thank you based socialism

Commies have always starved because there is no incentive to produce anything when all your efforts will be eaten by parasites. Better to sit on your ass so you burn fewer calories and maybe live long enough to see the revolution.

So we solve the demographic problem by taking over south america and shipping all the niggers to the jungle, NO ESCAPE! Mine 100 miles of Mexico, auto turrets and, punji traps.

>America First
Exactly.

This time we should take the oil.
youtube.com/watch?v=Za3MNtJ9ABg

>US
>Complaning that white girls prefer nigger cock and calling it genocide

Why do all starving countries want to go to war with the US?

I hear you guys are doing better now that FARC finally stopped being a bunch of autists. How wrong am I?

I would say we lost but could have won. It just wasnt worth more casualties

Honestly, how long would Venezuela last in a war with us? I'm eager to actually see the US unleash it's arsenal in a real war. Not that bombing rag heads in mountains bullshit we've been getting. I wanna see cities taken out an shit

>well-oiled
>venezuela
>oil
someone stop them before they cause their collapsed economy to collapse again

You alredy have enough oil don't ya think buddy?

Oh no, what are the venezuelans going to do? Invade with illegal immigrants? It's working so far.

Like in Lybia and Iraq?

RARAAE

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how to project blame 101

So they can complain about their horrible conditions and ask for gibs after we decimate their country.

>Mexico
>a country that is so shit their former citizens are complaining about being sent back to it

>well-oiled-tanks

It's almost about to go over $3 a gallon again, need more supply to get that price back down

Venezuela, North Korea, Iran, Syria, China

VS

America, Israel, Canada, Australia, UK, South Korea, Japan

VS

USSR 2.0

Thats none of your business, we do what we want.