*breathes heavy*

>*breathes heavy*

>*tastes air around you*

>"I hope I have your vote in 2020!"

America won’t exist in 2020. You have been warned

No way, you think clinton's optics are bad?
This twerp as Commander in Chief?

eyyylmao

*licks lips*

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Why are you making me wait so long?

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Get digts queer then we will talk. Other then that eat my ass chicken man.

You ain't about shit and your hair ain't neither.

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HELLO FELLOW HUMANS!

I'm not the only one that thinks he doesn't look human, right? There's something off about him, if I saw him in the street I'd have to do a double take...

North Korea will be annexed by Ethiopia and your people made to serve Blacks.

It will never be able to censor America! We will wear red and green and hide from the only seeing blue droid!

he's a bumbling retard in the worst way
>hey china lady, can you give my daughter a china name
>(what the fuck is this pasty faggot doing, name your own fucking progeny you goddamn wierdo) uh, no, that's uh... too much responsibility for me

what kind of nerd text is that. faggot.

>Clinton's optics are bad

Is he regulating his temperature?

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Yesss I haven't seen these ones, good man

this is a good meme

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His pupils have corners

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This is how it catches flies for food! It only eats what it kills it needed protein.

>razer laptop
gross

The saddest and scariest thing is the fact that none of you try to point out or at least respond in disbelief at this post's anti-semitism. One would think that it is all just edgy memes but one glance and the replies and you lot are actually serious about it.

Jewish presence in the financial world is a sad coincidence that still incites medieval hatred in the minds of deranged people. Replace Jews with Germans and people will be up and about how narrow minded people can be for thinking that the Germans are behind every single problem you face.

>"Please vote. We make world better place."

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NUKE THE US ALREADY KIM, FOR FUCKS SAKE

This is the best one.

Oh my goodness he is admitting his goat feet

I seriously love the idea of Kim Jong Un just sitting on Sup Forums with a translator and replying to the first thread thinking this is some legitimate political message he's hijacking.

Depends on how much you pay me Zuckerbot.

We are working tirelessly. Soon

Thank you for your gratitude.

Colorized bust of Caligula... /ourguy/?

Pls take California

Topjej these are gonna be spicy if Zuck does run for presidency anytime soon

Lots of cocks in that movie so why not

is this legit?

he's like a fucking robot, he's certainly not human

>posts pic from 30 years ago

He hits the muslims antichrist. He has the all seeing eye, red hair, large forehead, walks funny, and his color blindness! See dajjal

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Are these fake

He wont make it, so will he throw people in real jail instead of facebook jail if they piss him off?

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Fake confirmed

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Nuke Yellowstone and maybe that will make the volcano erupt

consider this

He cant see colors only blue!

post inspiring zuck quotes

This is real

>when you pay someone to tweet for you and they still fuck up your image further

Is ZuCc the ultimate chad?

These are always hilarious. You just know he's seen them before and gotten mad as fuck.

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Come on rocket man do your rocket shit already.

>On such a timeless flight
>I think it's gonna be a long, long time
>Till touch down brings me round again to find
>I'm not the man they think I am at home.

You're welcome fearless reader.

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We need to trigger him, it has to be in all blue!

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He's trying to reverse-engineer our memes!

I vote you suck nigger dick, faggot

This on is funny as fuck

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It has moobs (man boobs)

>Implying Cruz didn't do it himself.

no you need 2 or 3 nukes to even have a shit and they need to be around the edge of the super volcano so given how weak nukes are more like 9 - 20 realistically

they go off at the same time. the force downward will make the center swell up. its also to far in for the shockwave to affect the center. nukes are not like on tv or movies where 1 nuke wipes out florida. even later ones its questionable if they could do that . most representations of the yield from any nuke seems bloated even with government estimates on max length of the shockwave of the biggest nukes. they were never tested. could just generate more fallout

This is Jaden Smith tier garbage. I hope he doesn't run for president.

>These humans are a different color than the ones I employ
This one is by far the best

>This is what utilitarians actually believe

Why aren't you drinking your soy human?

B-because my tits are already big enough?

big enough to milk soy from?

>in their native habitat
>not a prison
wut

L-lewd!

>mechanical iris whirs
>terminator readout indicates voter aversion
>load: relateablestory.wav
>execute

as flawed as utilitarianism is, it's superior to deontology.

You sound really smart. May haters never fuck with your flow.

Someone has an edit of that image of a guy saying "how are you doing fellow kids?" But instead of kids is Zuck saying Humans.

keks 2.0