Brit/pol/ - Ayaya Edition

>Jeremy Corbyn: We are the political mainstream now
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41408150

>Bradford school bans sausage rolls from packed lunches
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-41412911

>Jeremy Corbyn promises 'guaranteed unimpeded access to Single Market'
unv.is/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/27/labour-party-conference-day-four-live-jeremy-corbyn-sparks-fears

>"Nonces here, nonces there, Westminster nonces everywhere," Ted Heath kiddy fiddling claims 'credible
unv.is/rt.com/uk/404495-child-abuse-ted-heath

>Labour activists compare Israel to the Nazis, Corbyn in damage control mode
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4919300/Labour-branded-real-nasty-party.html

>May meets Donald Tusk, if you listen closely you can hear her panicking
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41389498

>Fighting terror, "puts unsustainable strain on police," just give me martial law, senpai
unv.is/breitbart.com/london/2017/09/26/senior-officer-fighting-terror-unsustainable-strain-police

>Bank of England warned not to raise interest rates, Brexit to blame, of course
unv.is/theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/26/bank-england-warned-against-interest-rate-rise-cost-living-squeeze

>Labour plans to renationalise PFI contracts ‘could take the Cabinet Office years’
unvis.it/civilserviceworld.com/articles/news/labour-plans-renationalise-pfi-contracts-‘could-take-cabinet-office-years’

>Theresa May welcomes Donald Tusk to Downing Street for crunch Brexit talks
unvis.it/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/26/theresa-may-welcomes-donaldtuskto-downing-street-crunch-brexit/

>Top cop admits it was a 'mistake' launching sex abuse inquiry outside Sir Edward Heath's home
unvis.it/thesun.co.uk/news/4537659/top-cop-admits-it-was-a-mistake-launching-sex-abuse-inquiry-outside-sir-edward-heaths-home/

>Hitchens' Log, 24/09/2017: My drugs advice to William? You've been duped, you dope!
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/

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Real sad britpol hours who up? I got a couple of stories to tell from my real life simulation of Bully the videogame aka my school life if anyone is interested?

Honoka is a good girl to

Goodness, what an absolutely wonderful edition.

I've heard it said that something quintessentially English are community eccentrics, this general seems to be a small indication of this. Would you say it is something very English?

TUNNOCKS! How are you doing Crumpet sweetie, did you decide on college?

This edition is very suspicious.

LORD PALMERSTON

Also Brit/pol/ the absolute state of Russell group Unis, this person wants to write a piece for the student paper about how it's okay to choose to not speak to anyone or be friends with anyone who disagrees with you politically
>pic very related

Fuckin’ CIA niggers.

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Reminder that Labour did in fact win the election.

Sure. I enjoy a good story.

I have reached a solution on the matter.

...and how kind a thing to ask, I'm doing splendid; I hope you are well yourself.

You were right!

No?

Any opinions?

I'm not sure where i stand on this to be honest. Politics is supposed to reflect your worldview and opinions based on your personality and values. If you have diametrically opposed views to your friend, what do you even have in common really?

I am well, is it an interesting solution? If so feel free to share in discord or cytube, I'd love to hear.

I am doing wonderfully, I just have lots of work to do.

Well I have friends who have polar opposite opinions, it's just being able to talk about things and not take it personally. Often friends do have completely different world views

I posted about this last week but you might not have been there. My entire school life was plagued by truancy, theft, violence and sexual assault of students. One time on a regular day of truancy, my friend and I were heading down to the local square to see what we could shoplift as it was in the middle of the day and some 90 year old deaf blind Italian woman ran the place at that time of day.

We walked past the chip shop and noticed nobody was at the counter. So my friend, a brummie scum bag really, sneaked inside and took all the money out the till and ran. Technically robbery. But whatever. We ran down a steet leading to a cul-de-sac. Confronted with a wall which lead to a park on the other side, we started hearing sirens .cont

>I have friends
reeee

You gotta run ‘em over with your car.

He actually lives in that car park now.

We climbed onto a black bin out on the street, and as we placed our hands on the wall at the top it was greased in oil. Then some neighbour came out, and kicked the bin from underneath me. I fell to the ground, he grabbed me by the collar and threw me up against his white van, kicking me in. My friend then jumped in (honestly what full grown man attacks school kids?) This guy was like a trained or something. We struggled and managed to shake him off and ran for it through someone's garden into the park

I haven’t actually watched his videos for a while. Last I saw he started drinking heavily.

His parents kicked him out and he got arrested and detained in a mental hospital. He lives in his van now.

Videos at templeos.org

getting drunk at uni just takes away the pain

We were 14 at the time. Desperate for cigarettes. At the end of the park we remembered one of our friends, who we didn't really like but just tagged along with us sometimes, his house was down that way and his mum was a big time smoker. Her car was gone which indicated she was at work. So my friend decided to go up and see if the door was open, snatch some fags and leg it. I kept look out at the turning point for cars to see if she came back, i wad on the phone to him so it didn't look like i was just wandering and also to give live updates. He crept into the house, door unlocked for some reason. The kitchen was just nearby and he snuck over to the drawer where she kept a 20-20 pack of fags tje type you see duty free

Quite so, and one that should keep me busy, which in tune will build confidence as I begin working towards something.

I was relatively isolated during the nine years in which I was home-schooled and simply drifted away upon completing my GCSE exams all those years ago; I think this will be good for me.

That’s a shame. :(

The Terry is irrepressible and will not easily be stopped.

As I was looking out, some noise came from the phone even i heard. She was upstairs and just came out of a bath and opened the door to her bedroom. My friend was fucking shitting himself downstairs because there was no way of just bolting out without her knowing, and we were 14 so we were retarded, so he hid underneath the kitchen table under the cloth covering it.

He then basically started crying, hyperventilating on the phone to me whilst i tried to think what to do. She then started walking down the fucking stairs as expected. He had the fags in hand under the table with him. But no way of escape.

SO AM I AND NOR SHALL I BE!

It will, it'll be great for you desu. I'm very proud of you Tunnocks-kun, have a head pat on me.

So in danger of not only getting fucked for theft, burglary and robbery if we got found out at this point and returned to school by police if not arrested. Without thinking i went out into the garden and started screaming, kicking over her garden gnomes and making noise as a distraction to get her out into the back garden so my friend could escape. I told him this plan on the phone as the woman was going into the living room. I ran into the garden and we were oscar mike. She got up, got to the back garden with total confusion and as she had her back turned from the house, my friend sneaked out without detection. I then jumped a fence and we rendezvoused in the woods.

pat

RIP hugh Hefner btw

>RIP hugh Hefner

Imagine living until you're 91. Fuck that.

Word on Sup Forums just now is they've captured Terry again and put him back in the mental hospital.

Banging sluts for 70 long years.

That gets boring by the time you're in your 30s.

Interesting.

Yeah but, imagine having sex with people from the war generation to generation z. His first time was probably, I don't know, at 18? He was born in 1926. So in 1944 he was banging girls who are long dead now.

It's all just pretty much the same though. I by no means conquered as many roasted as I would have liked at the time and even I ended up getting bored of it, bored of women and all there constant bullshit.

Deary me I nodded off, I think I must be sleepy.

Thank-you so very much for the pat, and a wonderful evening to you as I drift away to sleep.

~ goodnight

roasties*

What? It only gets better in your 30's.

>t. Banging a 19yo model

Yeah but that's when you start doing racy things. Threesomes, hookers, raceplay, bdsm, that kind of stuff. I'm currently looking for a jew girl, I've heard great things.

oh fuck me thats sad

Not in my experience. Of course it's still fun for half an hour or so but it's all just the same nonsense in the end.

Imagine being anti-brutalism

lads im sick of socialist CUNTS

Sounds good to me, the only stuff I don`t enjoy is hard work and I won`t be doing that at 90.

Only an hour to go before Tesco opens. I must have many blueberries.

6am tesco meal dealio? tuna cucumber, smoky bacon and naked green drink.

You're probably about 20 years old. The novelty of parading about in this skinbag wears off quite drastically.

That anime was so fucking trash, after forcing myself to watch the first episode I never want to watch anything of it's vein ever again

I like those green Naked drinks but I like the blue ones better.

the blue/purple one? green one goes down better and tastes nicer imo, all 3 flavours are good though

People are quite unique, I could just lie around all day and do nothing, but I`m not mentally handicapped so I can`t.
Retirement is my goal, work is the only undesirable in my life.

Going to buy up all the blueberries they'll let me have. I Didn't know this but there are restrictions on how many punnets of blueberries per customer that they'll let you buy.

Only the uncultured can`t enjoy SoL.

Away to watch a film, lads. Talk to you all later.

estrogen is making me so unbelievably happy ...

Good bye, user.

I retired at 34.

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>American subhumans

Rimmer did you watch Twin Peaks (2017)?

when mam buys pack of crisps and is only 25p

lads I saw these quality pot scrubbers today... 40p what a bargain

tesco user get me my meal deal please

bump

Sorry mate I only got loads blueberries and Evian.

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Will get called anti-Semitic every time they criticise israel redpill the commies?

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Morning everyone.
Do we have a QT lineup for tonight yet?

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>Hitchens
Really? Fuck, should've applied for the audience after all

I bet Rightly will be there if he's still alive.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4927478/Canadian-model-s-eye-tattoo-goes-horribly-wrong.html

>Be Degenerate
>Lose sight in one eye

Seems right.

Shame the rest of the panel are a bunch of literally who's.

Hitchens makes up for it. I hope he kills everyone.

>Asked why she wanted a sclera tattoo to begin with, Gallinger said the modification would help 'make me feel more at home in my body'.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes

a-a-a-m i allowed in this thread

>when your so into harry potter you need to use harry potter to complain that the harry potter author is a tory and not a labour supporter

inb4 >you're
dumb newfags

Anyone know if Rightly So is still alive?

He was that guy who stabbed some Muslim in Manchester

No idea but I hope he is

good morning
what are (You) doing today

what the fuck does labour have to do with solipsism? kek

Migrating my last remaining Windows machine over to Linux (Lubuntu). Fuck you Microsnofk.

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Awwwww

Heartwarming