Wakes up and see this. What do?

Wakes up and see this. What do?

Eat the pepper.

KISAMA

Squat in front of her and masturbate furiously.

Fill her with rice

That is one ugly penguin.

Lick her armpit

Let the little pepper sleep in peace.

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Protect her from that evil Biba

weigh bird

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this

Three guesses

armpits

Ask her if she is a kisama or a kabane

AAAAH!

KABANERI DA!

Into the trash it goes, it has gone bad.

Oh boy, a habanero. I was just in the middle of making chili and this is exactly what I needed. Thank you.

actually kek'd

Replace her jug of blood with other girls' period discharge, that will teach her not to be such a baka