ALMOST 5 MILLION EXTRA NORTH KOREANS JOIN MILITARY

USA WILL DEFEAT NK EAS-
>North Korea claims that 4.7 million of its citizens have volunteered to join or re-enlist in the military since leader Kim Jong Un threatened to "tame” President Trump “with fire" last week, North Korean state media reported.
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Cannon fodder

How does volunteering work in a command economy?

> he thinks war with Norks will be a land war

Cute.

Zerg rushing SK will be so easy

>North Koreans volunteering
>freewill

Pick one.

See

they command you to volunteer

based kim

>He actually thinks the Norks are joining the military voluntarily

Standing armies lead to war. Its what ruined rome. Topkekkkkk

Imaging

>> be NORK
>> Nothing to lose
>> join the army for the last battle
>> Dead or freedom
>> Never fought harder in your life

Total mobilization means war is imminent.

Can't they just ask China to stop providing them oil and electricity ?

>you volonteer, you volonteer ! or you political camp !
DIDI MAO DIDI MAO

going to die anyways, might as well die fighting

Muricans are all talk, no action.

Doesn't matter. Even with thew current troops the can easily zerg rush Seoul. Defending it was never a real option. What matters is that they would still lose the war overall, kind of like Berlin during the cold war

do you guys think NORKS got some sleeper agents around the world?

>volunteer

yeah sure

best korea marching south when?

Let's be honest here, China is probably laughing its ass hard on seeing Trump having to deal with this bullshit.

>North Korea claims
>North Korean state media reported

Yeah, right, those guys always tell the truth"

Doesn't matter if it's true. 5 million soldiers with nothing to eat and outdated weapons is cannon fodder.

>North Korea claims that 4.7 million of its citizens have volunteered to be target practice

don't worry, we have more then enough bullets for them

Being in military gets you more rations

Nothing changes. Seoul would fall, North Korea will get decimated soon after. 5 million soldiers means fuck all when they're 60 years behind in tech and have no support from anyone

MEAT
GRINDER

>implying China is against this

we need some red pills on NK and we need them STAT.
Is the meme of NK being a 1984 wasteland false? Someone is lying and for the first time I can't tell who.

Don't be ridiculous, of course not

>volunteered

Say hello to your new overlords

October 10th is a huge NK holiday.. is WW3 coming?

China most likely feeds them intel.

Nah

Airstrikes and rocket/gun artillery will be going 24/7 along the DMZ.

Improvements to guidance and cluster munitions make human wave assaults useless.

I thought machine guns did that already

What's going to happen is the norks are gonna see rush south while the US just goes around them and burns North Korea flat while Norms are trying to navigate the human mass of Seoul.

That's right. Too bad it's a country that's brainwashed af. We could have taken their women and race mixed with them.

You seem to forget that the last time NK wanted to conquer SK it succeeded. NK had to beg the UN for help. Even Greece sent troops to free SK.
>b-but this time will be different!
Yeah, this time no one will help them.

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>Be a country that's effectively cut from the world geographically by China
>Deploy mass infantry

So when we drop the nuke that means no civilian casualties.

USA and SK would rape North Korea in the span of one week. They can't even a small part of their army logistically. This is just cooky propaganda of theirs.

Actually, drop USA, SK could probably do it alone. They have a very good army.
This is modern warfare, and rushing underfed underequipped masses with shitty logistical support was never a good proposition.

>move to nation ten times more developed with a tenfold minimum wage increase
>tries to un-defect to a country where merely flirting with defection means labor camp
Is he mentally fucking retarded?

North Korea actually locates the family of defectors and pressure them to communicate with them and to ask the defector to come back personally. It's a borderline hostage situation with the state infiltrating your family and using it. So maybe that's what happened in this case.

kim did nothing wrong.

Masses of humanity just aren't what they once were

They almost never were. It's just pop-history myths.
You had something similar in Iran-Iraq War, but it didn't work that great.

they are will dominating my dick.

yep, because they'll all be busy killing in SK

Holy fuck this is gonna be great, literally SAWing the entire fucking army, leaving all the nk waifus husbandless and ready to breed

Can you imagine them striking first, charging into south korean towns and seeing how much better and bigger the world is, but they cant turn back or stop or they get shot and ahead of them is imminate death.

>volunteered
conscripted

This. Also, this:

God eater utopia when?

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They wouldn't even get near South Korean towns. If shit hits the fan that border will be the most secured border on planet earth.
US already has 3 carriers nearby and an entire military island.

How will Kim feed all his new soldiers if his people are already starving? I don't think he can support a fighting army that large for very long.

War is imminent, the 4.7mil are basically emergency reserves.

The famine ended in 1998. No other claims about famine have been substantiated as being true but pure speculation

I hope they can be launched as projectiles

I want to tie them up and lay them down side by side on a big bed and then impregnate each and every one of them while they struggle to contain their pleasure as my BIG CAPITALIST COCK penetrates their TIGHT COMMUNIST WOMBS!

Remove the proxy Kim

ayylmao

>North Korea claims

>> Nothing to lose
>> Dead or freedom
>> Never fought harder in your life
wat?
>>>If you fight for the dictatorship you win

>Can barely feed them enough to keep them alive
>Thinks they can feed an army that will require at least an extra 500kcal per day to do somewhat strenuous activities.

>5 million hungry skeletons join military

fixed

Gonna assume the real number is more like 47 than 4.7million desu.

Enough to intimidate polacks.

shit like this makes me want to enlist
its been going on in my head back and forth now and i dont know what i should do

>I actually think people aren't able to be so brainwashed, especially from birth.

kek

Pretty much. Dude is talking shit

tfw we can't pretend we don't have this anymore

Proper gander.

They can't feed anywhere near that amount of new soldiers. Even though their soldiers are better fed than the general population, a lot of them are still malnourished.

>north korea claims
baffled really

Why is Kim so power hungry? Does he not realize wars are useless now and no one wins on it? What is his end-game here?

I wouldn't doubt it. North Koreans are bombarded with anti-American propaganda their entire life and it is now being validated even more than the Korean War did. Many South Koreans would also side with the DPRK too because they don't want their country to be invaded. For both sides there is only one Korea and one Korean people.

>arse-backwards hermit state waves stick at everybody
That's how you get 70% of your people and 90% of your men dead

>volunteered.

Oh, by volunteered they mean burlap sack over head, chains on legs and bloody in arrival.

nuclear explosions look so fucking surreal, probably the creepiest thing about them.

>North Korea claims

How come the camera doesn't move or shake?

>Many South Koreans would also side with the DPRK too

t. never been to South Korea before

>yfw Nork soldiers are even shorter than Amerismalls

I'm South Korean.

5million starving skeletons

Good luck

Because it does; take the post in the centre-left as a reference and keep your mouse cursor on it

thats...a good question.

Who told you it's a command economy?

The news?

How do you know anything you are told in America is true? I certainly dont.

You're fucking retarded

We can't just nuke them into oblivion, the whole world will be pissed.

What's been happening is that we've been creating the diplomatic cover for what we need to do. We're going to let Kim fuck up first, let him hang himself, then we'll swoop in and kill him and his shit nation.

>"Good news, guys!"
>"You're volunteering!"
Then they pack you into a truck and ship you to the military base/front lines.

this desu

Good luck feeding people NK. On the plus side, they can better stop defectors.....youtube.com/watch?v=Tc6LB9hCJ6I

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North Korea media deliberately boasts about it

The constant jewish lies are just sad

That's nice.
Russia learned the hard way in WW1 that a glut of manpower is useless if you lack the equipment and funds to train them and field them.

>volunteered

>falling for yankee propaganda

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