Brit/pol/ - The Thin White Duke Edition

>Jeremy Corbyn: We are the political mainstream now
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41408150

>Bradford school bans sausage rolls from packed lunches
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-41412911

>Jeremy Corbyn promises 'guaranteed unimpeded access to Single Market'
unv.is/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/27/labour-party-conference-day-four-live-jeremy-corbyn-sparks-fears

>"Nonces here, nonces there, Westminster nonces everywhere," Ted Heath kiddy fiddling claims 'credible
unv.is/rt.com/uk/404495-child-abuse-ted-heath

>Labour activists compare Israel to the Nazis, Corbyn in damage control mode
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4919300/Labour-branded-real-nasty-party.html

>May meets Donald Tusk, if you listen closely you can hear her panicking
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41389498

>Fighting terror, "puts unsustainable strain on police," just give me martial law, senpai
unv.is/breitbart.com/london/2017/09/26/senior-officer-fighting-terror-unsustainable-strain-police

>Bank of England warned not to raise interest rates, Brexit to blame, of course
unv.is/theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/26/bank-england-warned-against-interest-rate-rise-cost-living-squeeze

>Labour plans to renationalise PFI contracts ‘could take the Cabinet Office years’
unvis.it/civilserviceworld.com/articles/news/labour-plans-renationalise-pfi-contracts-‘could-take-cabinet-office-years’

>Theresa May welcomes Donald Tusk to Downing Street for crunch Brexit talks
unvis.it/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/26/theresa-may-welcomes-donaldtuskto-downing-street-crunch-brexit/

>Top cop admits it was a 'mistake' launching sex abuse inquiry outside Sir Edward Heath's home
unvis.it/thesun.co.uk/news/4537659/top-cop-admits-it-was-a-mistake-launching-sex-abuse-inquiry-outside-sir-edward-heaths-home/

>Hitchens' Log, 24/09/2017: My drugs advice to William? You've been duped, you dope!
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/

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unvis.it/independent.co.uk/news/business/news/ryanair-shares-latest-update-flight-cancellation-regulator-staff-pilots-caa-cancellations-airline-a7971551.html
bbc.co.uk/news/world-41380265
edition.cnn.com/2014/06/18/world/asia/japan-manga-anime-pornography/index.html
newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/pharrell-williamss-lolicon-girl?utm_source=tny&utm_campaign=generalsocial&utm_medium=facebook&mbid=social_facebook
dallasnews.com/news/crime/2015/11/12/north-texas-pedophile-inmates-who-had-comics-showing-children-having-sex-get-hit-with-new-charges
unvis.it/thecourier.co.uk/business/business-news/515829/mark-carney-warns-bank-of-england-cannot-solve-brexit-and-housing-problems/
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41430740
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

first for tracksuits

I’m going to get mine shortly.

Theresa May supports the free market
>ANCAP BTFO permanently

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-giving-speech-how-much-11250898

unvis.it./mirror.co.uk/news/politics/theresa-giving-speech-how-much-11250898

Anime, Capitalism & Rimmer

>1177 days until Avatar 2

Ryanair in post-Brexit quagmire

unvis.it/independent.co.uk/news/business/news/ryanair-shares-latest-update-flight-cancellation-regulator-staff-pilots-caa-cancellations-airline-a7971551.html

RYANAIR BTFO

Good lad.

Anyone have experience of the tefal actifry? They look like a good way to do chips and have lots of good reviews, I'm just not sure if I want to drop 125quid on something that just makes chips.

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1177 days too soon
Romeo and Blueliet sucks

>2848 days since Avatar 1

bbc.co.uk/news/world-41380265
>This year, the women on the list will be part of the 100 Women Challenge, tackling some of the biggest problems facing women around the world.
>The glass ceiling
>Female illiteracy
>Street harassment
>Sexism in sport
>the biggest problems facing women around the world
What a time to be alive

What about me?

"should be taught in schools and colleges as part of the national curriculum"

(part and parcel)

I'm frankly upset that she's said this. I do not know any politician who is more inconsistent.

What a platitude-ridden speech. My lord.

fuck kuffars
fuck kuffars with a bicycle wheel

afternoon, honk

Want to meet up for a pint in birmingham?

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> Some of the predominantly female characters wore school uniforms, hair clips and innocent expressions as they engaged in sometimes violent sex acts with dominant characters.
edition.cnn.com/2014/06/18/world/asia/japan-manga-anime-pornography/index.html

> In moé, sexuality is treated indirectly; rather than showing overtly pornographic images, it focusses on “slice of life” dramas that allow consumers—mainly adult men—to observe the budding sexuality of pre-teen and teen-age girls from a discreet remove.
newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/pharrell-williamss-lolicon-girl?utm_source=tny&utm_campaign=generalsocial&utm_medium=facebook&mbid=social_facebook

> The first person convicted under the law was a Virginia man, Dwight Whorley, who used state computers to download and send Japanese anime cartoons showing child pornography acts. He was sentenced to 20 years in federal prison in 2006.
dallasnews.com/news/crime/2015/11/12/north-texas-pedophile-inmates-who-had-comics-showing-children-having-sex-get-hit-with-new-charges
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Bank of England Incapable of solving productivity, housing market problems : Carney

unvis.it/thecourier.co.uk/business/business-news/515829/mark-carney-warns-bank-of-england-cannot-solve-brexit-and-housing-problems/

BoE BTFO
Collapse IMMINENT

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But how will the police know who the suspect is, or their motives?

Anime, Capitalism and Rimmer with Honk and Putinanon

would love to, agent, i'll send a taxi to gchq to pick you up

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I bloody hope so.

again?
still on xp?
even when the CIA's tools for hacking have been public for a year.
weak show corporations.
much faith lost

£GBP on brink after May and Carney's speeches

unvis.it/express.co.uk/finance/city/859771/Pound-euro-exchange-rate-Brexit-Theresa-May-sterling-carney-bank-england-interest-rates

TODAY IS THE DAY BOYS

Hope you've all stocked up on tinned food, fellas

Why do you all lick Rimmer's arse so much>

You're wiefu a slot

please delete this image.

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Avatarfag strikes again.

Because he's the only one who panders to nonce scum.

>Two neo-Nazi groups added to banned list
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41430740

>tfw popping out to the pub for a pint and a sandwich for lunch, in the town of Sandwich

Remember lads, the Bail outs 10 years ago bought only time.

The banks are in debt again plus personal debt is astronomical with credit card lending and sub prime mortgages (again)

>Avatarfag
It's one gif, user

heard you like cat girls too

>glorifies violence
Do they?

>b-but muh 5% down mortgage on a new build
>m-m-muh workplace pension pot
>t-t-the unemployment rate

tfw when we're having
>STRUCTURAL ISSUES

Get some more, then. They're not fucking scarce.

But that one was appropriate to the sentiment I wanted to convey

Daily reminder that The Collapse is coming. You must be ready, so that Britain can survive

Get fit
Join your local Army Reserves

Your allegiance is to God, Her Majesty, and the United Kingdom.

Sounds like a good thing to me. When the economy starts collapsing, nationalism will rise once again. I will do what I can to help you guys save your country.

i would very much like for you to stop

>join your local army reserves

be the guy shanked with a trowel whilst defending a stack of baked bean tins from fat chavs
no ty

>Join your local Army Reserves
Will that really help?

when do we blame free markets for this

Now it's all died down , What *actually* cuased the paki candle?

It rarely is, and it's still avatarfaggotry.

The banks created this situation because they were permitted to
If we'd nationalised the banks there'd have been enough oversight to prevent this

>It rarely is
Which is why I rarely use it
>and it's still avatarfaggotry
I don't think you understand what that is

Lad I'll just move to Ireland. I own land there, if I sell of my gold I could probably build a little /comfy/ cabin if I need to.

LOL no. Go fuck yourself you LARPing cringe retard.

Brexit and Austerity

>which is why I rarely use it
lol it's almost as frequent as Eddie's Watchmen shite.

>become a STAB
Lol no fuck off you fat part time larping cunt.

i find this doubtful. the government would continue to use the banking system to benefit itself and those who help it.

But Eddie's been dead-ie for ages now, so that's pretty damned infrequent?

>Will having a populous that is versed in military knowledge and has a high standard of fitness help when it all hits the fan

Yes. Even if you only learn a little bit of infantry skills.

Every individual that isn't capable of defending this country will be a burden when we have to defend ourselves.

I hope the blue bastards get fucked up by some chad marines.

How can one man be so aesthetic?

Don't pretend to be retarded, you know what I mean.

How exactly is that user LARPing? I thought you were all patriots.

smoking isn't aesthetic it's fucking grim

I really don't. Because I don't use it often. I don't understand why you object to someone using the same image several times across several days.

>versed in military knowledge and has a high standard of fitness
>the TA
Hahahaha Hahahaha!!!!

>Every individual that isn't capable of defending this country will be a burden when we have to defend ourselves.

This isn't true if you're simply talking about combat ability.

Who is he?

I suppose I was referring to his dress sense.
Smoking is disgusting.
kek

tbqh, the collapse will have already happened before the 12-days of training are up

dresses worse than me desu

There is no reason you WOULD do that, even on occasions when it has absolutely no bearing on what you're saying (you DO do that, don't deny it) unless you were trying to forge some kind of autistic identity for yourself.

Start your own militia.

(just kidding GCHQ)

That's why you take it upon yourself to get as fit as possible, and learn what you can in your own time.

Even the most rudimentary military knowledge will put you head and shoulders above everyone who has no idea what they are doing. Why do you think nobody bothered invading Switzerland?

Unironically lad, am I supposed to know who he is? I'm not exactly on-top of pop-culture other than sports.

It won't "hit the fan" you LARPing retard. We can take hundreds of terror attacks and it won't leave a dent in the machine. It's just the growing pains of globalisation goy.

The fat tracksuited, shaven headed filth that should be removing kebab are more concerned with their Carling, their takeaway and their 50 inch telly bought with benefits.

oh fuck off military fag, quit bumming yourself
what dyou know about growing potatoes and soil?
d'you know how to make a grindstone? what d'you know about water tables?
what d'you know about irrigation and nutrition?
d'you know how to make soap? how to make wooden dowels for construction?

no
you know how to point and shoot and do what the bug man tells you.
you rely on the bug man to feed you, train you, wake you up, give you a haircut, give you praise, keep you in line
and for that you give the big man eternal service until DEATH

cuck.

stop larping plz

I’m going to quit smoking. I think I am finally ready to kick the habit.

David Bowie

With what? Plastic spoons and wooden forks?

David Bowie

Lol you're fucking retarded kid.

Literally never heard of Scottish Dawn until they were banned. Good job government.

Oh right, never seen him young I guess. I always thought he was a metrosexual Eddie Izzard type? Never really cared for the music tbqh, but his last album was pretty decent.

I don't get the line that they are national action rebrand
Totally different tactics
That lion rises group might be them

That’s not LARPing though, you utter faggot. Get fit, learn basic survival skills and hand to hand combat. He is absolutely right.

>you DO do that, don't deny it
But I don't
>unless you were trying to forge some kind of autistic identity for yourself.
How does that image form any sort of identity?

oi, m8, that's starting to sound a little bit extreme

stop

with

the

LARPING

>That lion rises group might be them
System Resistance Network

Is there any issue that we can all agree upon here?

Democracy OUT?
Guns IN?
Taxes DOWN?
May OUT?
Globalists OUT?
Multiculturalism OUT?
Europe OUT?

any of these at all?

Beef IN

Because LE COLLAPSE is never coming and you can fuck off to mainland Sup Forums with that utter shite. Brit/pol/ is actually for real political discussion, not LARP SHITE.

Maybe that's a new recruitment strategy right-wing activists in this country should look in to

A board identity on an anonymous board. It's worse than tripcuntery tbqh because it's the same mentality but you're unwilling to take all the baggage that goes with it, so you just post your near daily gif instead.
>But I dont
But you fucking do. You didn't today, but you do.

Hard working animenonces are the backbone of this country.