ARE WE FUCKED?

>A congressional committee probing Russian interference in the 2016 U.S. election could broaden its investigation to look at Reddit and Sup Forums as potential tools of clandestine activity, according to a congressional aide.

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pepe has always had the attention of homeland security. But They ARE being faggots

If they so worried about foreign interference in the 2016 US election, why only Russia? Why not investigate both Russia and Israel?

can't trump fire this fag already

every op of ptg threads will be investigated if they have Russian connections?

>containment
>disproportionate cultural influence

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>investigates Sup Forums
>israel paid
>democrats paid
>russia does it for free
>leafs
>straya does it for fun
>sweden paid in dildos.

I wanna see their report so bad when its all done ahahaha

What are they gonna find? A shitload of anime and porn? Even if they just relegate themselves to this board they're just going to see a bunch of ShareBlue shills shitposting. I feel bad for the people that'll have to search each and every board.

What if the special investigators end up getting redpilled digging through all the old threads?

imagine being so butt devastated that you lost you start looking at literal shitposts on reddit/Sup Forums from last year so you can blame Russia

So what if they conclude Sup Forums did influence the election? We know this for a fact already. We were the ones datamining wikileaks for sketchy shit. Did it once and would do it again.

We congress now boys

They aren't going to do shit.

Sup Forums is always going to live somehow.

>All this hostility because we say "nigger" on the internet

Priorities much?

I can't wait to see what they find.

>our sources indicate that the website BLACKED may somehow be linked due to it's consistent posting on the forums

So we get more attention? Hurrah!

>So what if they conclude Sup Forums did influence the election? We know this for a fact already. We were the ones datamining wikileaks for sketchy shit. Did it once and would do it again.

they dont need a study to figure that out any more than we need a study to know facebook influenced the election too

social media is the new mainstream media and the old 'mainstream media' is now the 'dinosaur' media

more people get their news from youtube/facebook/twitter/reddit/Sup Forums/etc than ever before

the only people still watching tv news are baby boomers and people REALLY into following the news who are usually heavy social media users too.

of course Sup Forums influenced the election. the fucking president held up a pepe of himself in the oval office and memes were chanted at *every* rally on *all* sides

This seems more like an investigation to try to understand why Trump won, more than a russian meddling investigation.

Don't link to fake news buddy.
unv.is/news.vice.com/story/russia-investigation-to-probe-foul-corners-of-Sup Forums-and-reddit

They just scared that you can talk to people in the world directly without accounts and long introductions. Imagine that we are on Facebook and some strange Russian dude writes you message when you are talking to your Chilean friend. That sounds almost impossible to imagine, but on Sup Forums people of different cultures can talk directly and instantly. They afraid that by speaking to Russians or any other suspicious nation youcan start rejectint the official American narrative on the situations.

I`d say your congress is a joke, if we had not the same exact problem.

There is no evidence to support that any of this meme shit had any impact on the election at all they just see it as a threat to collectivist thinking

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Inb4 the investigation finds Hitler did nothing wrong.

(((deepstate))) niggers wont even know what is going on. Time to start posting poopoo peepee memes again to rustle these faggots jimmies

I was just about to post this

you kek faggots are.

Last time they mentioned us, we took over reddit and infested the mainstream.

Do they really think its wise to try again? Tbqh I just want my safe space. I didn't want to start a revolt.

Why would we be fucked? We didn't rig any elections.

We're all getting jewed. We must not let them trick us into another war with eachother.

Tons of niggerporn threads I'm sure.

The congressman may want rethink this, do they really want the internet hate machine digging into their lives?

>MAH PUTIN!!

>FBI investigators develop cuck fetishes
please

Come at me bro. You can my memes from my cold dead hands.

Through all this Russian bullshit I always assumed they were talking about Sup Forums. These boomers are so dumb they probably really were talking about Russia. SAD.

Somebody start posting Gore pls now.

This just keeps getting funnier. we need to start a Twitter storm with 'proof' Putin was funding the Pepe craze.

>MUH WHITE NATIONALIST FROG
>FULLY FUNDED BY PUTIN

>Officially confessional commitee hearings
>"We will now hear from the expert memeologist Dr. Jimmy R Ustle."
>"Mr. Ustle, can you please explain the connection between Pepe the Frog and Putin?"

Im not even sure what timeline Im in but its still got to be better than the one Hillary won in.

This is some smartarse intern hoping to get assigned to "investigating" Sup Forums all day.

>it's a channer thinks his little forum is intimidating episode

Cute, cute!

don't link to monero mining services

>Through all this Russian bullshit I always assumed they were talking about Sup Forums.
Same here. I figured since this was anonymous they would simply say that russia worked directly from here, end of story.

Seemed pretty much a simple case...but now that the Hillary is not in charge and things seem to be working toward lawful-chaotic I am happy.

>websites open for anyone in the world to view and use
>clandestine
Here comenthe hate speech laws

>Through all this Russian bullshit I always assumed they were talking about Sup Forums.
They were. You didn't get that from the start? All of the stuff they blame on "russian bots" are things we did. They basically want to blame us for Trump winning, but they cant say our name because it gives us power (people will come here to see what it's about and get rid pilled).

The CIAniggers are so fucking butthurt we exist but they cant do anything.

Reminder: 7 years 3 months and 25 days, assholes.

(((Vice)))

Pic related

> They just scared that you can talk to people in the world directly without accounts and long introductions.
Not exactly. CIA created BBG (it officially came out as BBG lately, but really it started somewhere in 20`s), that was supposed to coordinate propaganda in MSM by creating MSM in the first place and then owning and directing it. Along with it`s puppet opposition.

But it turned out, that people disregarded their attempts and started creating real opposition in internet. Puppets like Braitbait was not ultimately successful, despite all the tricks. False flag with Spencer hasn`t done much too.

In the essence the problem is that CIA`s project, that ought to be the decisive propaganda tool to rule over the "public opinion" turned out to be useless shit, laughed on by the intended public. And a lot of peoples careers where built on creating and praising that tool.

Along with Obamas campaign to kick out all abled white people out of special services and replace them with functionally illiterate niggers and jews, that began to be an enormous problem. Because "your career is built on useless shit, that does not work" is a good excuse to kick out otherwise professional and useful people. Especially that is the case after Shillary lost her elections. CIA, being special service, of course LARPS as if they just backed up Trump in the first place. But even if that is the case, sooner or later left will get the presidency. And they will replace everyone with a ghetto dweller or a merchant from Brighton Beach.

>American triple letter agencies will have to navigate through tons of cuckold nigger porn
Kek. Imagine their faces when they see it

>Here comenthe hate speech laws
Nope. Not in the U.S.
The supreme court will not allow hate speech laws, at least until every member is jewish. We have at least a few more decades of free speech.

inb4 some poor intern has to try to explain spurdo to his boss

I like to imagine there is guy somewhere in US government who somehow ends up with all the Sup Forums cases and over the year has become so jaded he takes the case, lets it sit for a few months and then pumps out a report one day before deadline and then goes back to jacking off to /d/

>russian narrative has failed
>using it to "investigate" websites
How is this supposed to work? At some point it will become obvious that they want to censor or shut down the sites because they consider them a threat. They're obviously trying to prevent 2018 from being a landslide against them. Seems like fucking with online communities even more than normal and blaming "russians" is just gonna make it worse.

Read much? They're not investigating whether Sup Forums influenced the election, but whether Russia used Sup Forums (and reddit) to influence the election.

it's like these people keep wanting their shit kicked in.

His final report will have to answer the question on if traps are gay.

somewhere in an archive the original posts of the "piss dossier" exist. that's where the whole thing started.

>Read much? They're not investigating whether Sup Forums influenced the election, but whether Russia used Sup Forums (and reddit) to influence the election.
How the fuck can they possibly know if Russia influenced Sup Forums/reddit? Posters are anonymous of Sup Forums and basically anonymous on reddit (no ties to real life identity). This is just an excuse to attack Sup Forums and reddit who they see as threats. In reality they want everyone's online posting tied to a real life identity so people will be attacked for non-politically correct opinions and beaten into submission. However, they will fail because we have the first amendment in this country, as much as they hate it.

Nah man. It's Congress pointing their dirty fingas at websites they deem offsive with NO basis other than "possible clandestine activity.

If Congress wanted the facts,they should hit up the NSA. Unfortunetly... No one does this. You'd think they would, seeing as the N S A does have all this information....

American citizens are cuck'd and this committee to go over Reddit and Sup Forums is just a red herring to their own ignorance.

American people shouldn't have to deal with this shit anymore.

This vodka ape is correct, the U.S. government places way too much effort on designing shit systems so shit people can feel vindicated, powerful, relevant and so on. Meanwhile all it actually does is pack the government with hoards of useless diversity hires, all tucked away into equally as useless branches that do nothing but give them an excuse to bump taxes. And while we'd know a lot of this bullshit even without Vladimir's input, the fact that a Russian even has this much insight and can share it with us is proof government spooking has failed completely. No wonder they want to shut down free speech platforms like Sup Forums. You can't arrange for someone to get in a car crash for talking positively about Syria or Donald Trump if you don't know who they are.

>Congress investigates Sup Forums investigating the FBI for child rape and/or sacrifice.

I love this timestream!

Some Sup Forums posters were russians. That's it, impeach Drumpf right now!

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fucking hope they do, can't wait for this shithole to get shut down or for all the meme war veterans to get a meme ribbon or something

>But They ARE being faggots
you're just saying that because they lick each others buttholes then insert their benis in it

imagine going through conspiracy that has been talked by some austistic faggots on 4 chan. its gonna be delicious.

But that was a complete fabrication, just like the russian narrative. No investigation into it has yielded anything.
It really is the delusion of Hillary Clinton that Russia was hacking the election. Cant she accept that we just dont fucking like her?

Someone get Slant eyed moot to change all the flags to russian flags

now senator are you sure that Russians convinced members of the American public that they could somehow get their favored candidate elected by jerking off while wishing for it and then posting a time stamped photo of a sharpie marker inserted into their anus?

Fucking lol

>Cant she accept that we just dont fucking like her?
TV told you to love her, bad bad citizen, re education camp for you

Hello CIA. I found one of yours, he wandered off into the wrong thread

Libtards: Sup Forums had zero influence on the election, you autists are delusional
Also Libtards: Russia used Sup Forums to influence the election

It actually sounds even more ridiculous than the hacking claims. During the election, CTR were the ones trying to sway things online. They need to stop projecting themselves onto Russia. It's insane.

does he glow in the dark ?

> being this new
> meme flag

that's ... pretty accurate, in a weird way

Anyway, we know for a fact that CIA was behind Kony2012 and Lil Putin, two terrible failed memes they tried to froce through Sup Forums. The Russians, they know how to meme and proved it with Mummy-posting a handful of pictures just at the right ttime during the Ukraine debacle.

So it's not like it doesn't happen. It's more that in reality the Dems are falling without a parachute into deeper and deeper denial that their surrender to identity politics has destroyed them. That is: they did this all to themselves, all shitposting aside. Ditto the MSM committing suicide in 2016. Hollywood's next, and by the looks of it certain professional sports. We don't have to lift a finger, their implosion is inevitable the second they deny reality and substitute it with equality of outcome.

Post glorious end results you faggots

>Congress declares the Earth is flat
>Senator slips up in front of full Senate, calls the opposing party "a bunch of niggers"
>Strange 80s electronica broadcast on cspan
>Deeply groncerned senators vocal about the nefarious BLACKED plot that may or may not be funded by BLM
>Sudden fierce debate on whether or not Hitler was a gud boi.

>You can't arrange for someone to get in a car crash for talking positively about Syria or Donald Trump if you don't know who they are.
And even if you do know who they are, you can't kill enough people to change anything. This place is decentralized, there are no leaders. Attempting to destroy it is like attempting to disband a protest by killing every drug addict there for $10 and a hat.

>Nixon exhonorated, and that famous loop of him badmouthing the Jews is played before every session

>Nothingburger investigation is getting so desperate to justify it's existence it resorts to investigating a Mongolian basket weaving forum.
Just lawyers trying to get more money for doing fuck all work.

>muh Russia is discovered to be people from all over the world coordinating shitposting campaigns from an Israeli origami forum

Dear Mr Mueller,
I hope you are doing well and your prostrate is still functional. I would like your expertise in solving a question which has divided Sup Forums. This question has caused nothing but pain amongst everyone. It really hurts me to see everyone divided. As a man who has experienced life, your contribution to the answr might finally bring us back together. The question I would like to ask is
>"Are traps gay?"
Yours friendly,
Anonymoose

P.S. Now that you are on Sup Forums, enjoy the ride cause you are not leaving

OY VEY!!!!!!

so when do we weaponize our autism?
youtube.com/watch?v=zAx0t3O55Zo

>Why not investigate both Russia and Israel?

Because Israeli agents are leading the investigation.

Russia was never the bad guy until they went into Syria and got in the way of Israeli land grabs.

Trump won in a landside if you don't count fraudulent voting. Most people have no idea how disillusioned the silent majority is with the establishment. You could run a piece of moldy bread for President and most people would vote for it.

like Gengis Khan's soldiers when our memes fail we commit suicide

we have already become autism of mass destruction, they had no idea this would be the ultimate result of their overpriced vaccines

Have a lil gem

>sources point to lesser known country dubbed 'Kekistan' a theocratic nation worshipping a frog god beleived to be directly responsible for hillary's loss

Gookmoot is gonna make some nice cash.

> You can't arrange for someone to get in a car crash for talking positively about Syria or Donald Trump if you don't know who they are.
Not exactly, mr. obese mongrel. As a standard average man I know things everybody knows. The internet is the problem in the first place.

You think lack of privacy is the problem for you? Imagine how this lack of privacy plays out in societies like Fabians, 3rdInternational, intelligences, the powers of usa&eu - soros&rotshiels. Remember what Opus Dei did to p2 lodge?

Security by obscurity no longer works.
The new era will be Russian era.
As we never counted on such unrighteous matters. And your society is built on it entirely.

My Reddit account name is on the Shareblue list targeted for harassment.

That's exactly what we need.

After Mueller lurks Sup Forums for a few months he'll be redpilled enough to flip the investigation onto hillary and the jews

>they launch an investigation on Sup Forums
>they accidentally expose all the democrat shills

wrong way around. They expose the stormweenies shitting up every thread

>a bunch of brown people LARPING as white nationalists
>a bunch of terrible, repetitive bait threads
>a bunch of bullshit, fag-filled general boards where nothing of interest has or ever will be said

What did I miss? Are Kekistan fags even worth acknowledging?

Oh any fedniggers that come here may leave...temporarily. Like so many who have come before and have lingered, they are unable to depart without taking a small souvenir with them. They will be unaware at the time, but that small seed will implant itself into the very dirt of their being. There it will remain, silent and invisible, until conditions are perfect, it will then begin to sprout and take root. Something they encounter in their daily life will remind them of what they saw here. Maybe they get passed over for a promotion in favor of a proud woman of color, maybe someone they know is victimized by a dreamer, or a homosexual makes a pass at them in the bathroom. Whatever the incident, it will trigger a memory of this place. They will be drawn to it, like moths to a dim yellow bulb, and when they inevitably venture back here, we will have won. Pol wins, it always wins, it always has won and it always will. Because there are truths posted here...The truth may seem ugly, it may seem vile, it may seem hateful and backwards and abominable. But the truth sets you free.

Ya buzzfag has 5 articles about Sup Forums interference in Germany s election.
I guess they subscribe

I want meme reparations for my hard work !!!!! Putin promised me I could pee on his bed if I posted here 15 hours a day