Brit/pol/ - The Willie Rennie Edition

Brit/pol/ wishes Willie Rennie MSP a very happy 50th Birthday!
youtube.com/watch?v=OgSQ47iNJ3U

>Jeremy Corbyn: We are the political mainstream now
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41408150

>Bradford school bans sausage rolls from packed lunches
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-41412911

>Jeremy Corbyn promises 'guaranteed unimpeded access to Single Market'
unv.is/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/27/labour-party-conference-day-four-live-jeremy-corbyn-sparks-fears

>"Nonces here, nonces there, Westminster nonces everywhere," Ted Heath kiddy fiddling claims 'credible
unv.is/rt.com/uk/404495-child-abuse-ted-heath

>Labour activists compare Israel to the Nazis, Corbyn in damage control mode
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4919300/Labour-branded-real-nasty-party.html

>May meets Donald Tusk, if you listen closely you can hear her panicking
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41389498

>Fighting terror, "puts unsustainable strain on police," just give me martial law, senpai
unv.is/breitbart.com/london/2017/09/26/senior-officer-fighting-terror-unsustainable-strain-police

>Bank of England warned not to raise interest rates, Brexit to blame, of course
unv.is/theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/26/bank-england-warned-against-interest-rate-rise-cost-living-squeeze

>Labour plans to renationalise PFI contracts ‘could take the Cabinet Office years’
unvis.it/civilserviceworld.com/articles/news/labour-plans-renationalise-pfi-contracts-‘could-take-cabinet-office-years’

>Theresa May welcomes Donald Tusk to Downing Street for crunch Brexit talks
unvis.it/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/26/theresa-may-welcomes-donaldtuskto-downing-street-crunch-brexit/

>Top cop admits it was a 'mistake' launching sex abuse inquiry outside Sir Edward Heath's home
unvis.it/thesun.co.uk/news/4537659/top-cop-admits-it-was-a-mistake-launching-sex-abuse-inquiry-outside-sir-edward-heaths-home/

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newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/pharrell-williamss-lolicon-girl?utm_source=tny&utm_campaign=generalsocial&utm_medium=facebook&mbid=social_facebook
dallasnews.com/news/crime/2015/11/12/north-texas-pedophile-inmates-who-had-comics-showing-children-having-sex-get-hit-with-new-charges
unv.is/newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/pharrell-williamss-lolicon-girl
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Mine was first

Hopefully it's Weimar Tier

dick

youtube.com/watch?v=oFceZ0hAAds

>Letting thread die with no new one in place
The state of you lot

give me the goods

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> Some of the predominantly female characters wore school uniforms, hair clips and innocent expressions as they engaged in sometimes violent sex acts with dominant characters.
edition.cnn.com/2014/06/18/world/asia/japan-manga-anime-pornography/index.html

> In moé, sexuality is treated indirectly; rather than showing overtly pornographic images, it focusses on “slice of life” dramas that allow consumers—mainly adult men—to observe the budding sexuality of pre-teen and teen-age girls from a discreet remove.
newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/pharrell-williamss-lolicon-girl?utm_source=tny&utm_campaign=generalsocial&utm_medium=facebook&mbid=social_facebook

> The first person convicted under the law was a Virginia man, Dwight Whorley, who used state computers to download and send Japanese anime cartoons showing child pornography acts. He was sentenced to 20 years in federal prison in 2006.
dallasnews.com/news/crime/2015/11/12/north-texas-pedophile-inmates-who-had-comics-showing-children-having-sex-get-hit-with-new-charges
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>Both threads posted at the same time, with 1 post number difference

I went to do a mensa test a short while back, I went in really confidently and I was pretty sure I was going to do well, you have to have a higher IQ than 98 percent of other people to get in, which is 132, and the average IQ is by definition 100. I got my results today.

96.

I want to fucking kill my self.

Tonight's Question Time panel.

Brit/pol/ deserves to die.

Going to question time?

>1:4 like to dislike ratio
How sad does one have to be to dislike such a nice song

lol, there is barely anyone here but the same losers grinding away every thread not talking about politics. Time for Brit/pol/ to go back into cold storage.

No. Didn't know Hitchens was on or I probably would've applied.
Are you going?

There is only one question that determines your Mensa result
>What is your religion
>[x] Jewish

good morning lads (evening if you're in Britain cause I know GMT is +6 hours of EDT lol)

I just wanted to let you know that I went to the laundry mat today and overheard a british couple with a young child talking about Sup Forums, Brexit, and Trump.

The man said that the only reason Brexit happened was because Trump endorsed it when he started campaigning (and also because he and Nigel browse Brit/pol/ and took your suggestions on how to campaign).

I would like to hear your guys' thoughts on this because I know that you guys support Farage, Trump and (obviously) browse Brit/pol/.

Thanks in advance!

I imagine that that'd really hurt your confidence, lad. It's probably a fluke, average people can't even type properly. Don't let it get you down too much.

>Only 2 actual politicians
>2 people from Labour
>Peter Hitchens' 9 gongrillionth appearance on Question Time

>The man said that the only reason Brexit happened was because Trump endorsed it when he started campaigning (and also because he and Nigel browse Brit/pol/ and took your suggestions on how to campaign).

ha, what else did he tell you?

Got 144.

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> Some of the predominantly female characters wore school uniforms, hair clips and innocent expressions as they engaged in sometimes violent sex acts with dominant characters.
edition.cnn.com/2014/06/18/world/asia/japan-manga-anime-pornography/index.html

> In moé, sexuality is treated indirectly; rather than showing overtly pornographic images, it focusses on “slice of life” dramas that allow consumers—mainly adult men—to observe the budding sexuality of pre-teen and teen-age girls from a discreet remove.
newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/pharrell-williamss-lolicon-girl?utm_source=tny&utm_campaign=generalsocial&utm_medium=facebook&mbid=social_facebook

> The first person convicted under the law was a Virginia man, Dwight Whorley, who used state computers to download and send Japanese anime cartoons showing child pornography acts. He was sentenced to 20 years in federal prison in 2006.
dallasnews.com/news/crime/2015/11/12/north-texas-pedophile-inmates-who-had-comics-showing-children-having-sex-get-hit-with-new-charges
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>Are you going?
So I can dox myself
kek no

On the Mensa test? Or an online one?

Are you feeling well?

Heil Hitler!

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> Some of the predominantly female characters wore school uniforms, hair clips and innocent expressions as they engaged in sometimes violent sex acts with dominant characters.
edition.cnn.com/2014/06/18/world/asia/japan-manga-anime-pornography/index.html

> In moé, sexuality is treated indirectly; rather than showing overtly pornographic images, it focusses on “slice of life” dramas that allow consumers—mainly adult men—to observe the budding sexuality of pre-teen and teen-age girls from a discreet remove.
newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/pharrell-williamss-lolicon-girl?utm_source=tny&utm_campaign=generalsocial&utm_medium=facebook&mbid=social_facebook

> The first person convicted under the law was a Virginia man, Dwight Whorley, who used state computers to download and send Japanese anime cartoons showing child pornography acts. He was sentenced to 20 years in federal prison in 2006.
dallasnews.com/news/crime/2015/11/12/north-texas-pedophile-inmates-who-had-comics-showing-children-having-sex-get-hit-with-new-charges
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Shrempft has nothing to do with brexit

>Blacks think iq tests were made to make whitey look better
>Sup Forums think it is made up to make Jews look better
Makes u think

Heil!

fuck u

In general he said he really wants the U.K. and the US to get along so that his and her family back in Britain could get visas and move to America because they think America is a lot better than Britain in tons of different ways which he discussed at length.

Keep in mind this is coming from a Brit who's lived in both countries so I cannot attest to that personally.

Online one desu, looked pretty legit though, though that was years ago, I've probably lost about 48 iq points driving myself into an early grave

Drinking

Exactly why I didn't want to go desu
I'll probably recognise people in the audience

The mensa one was pretty different to the online one.
>driving myself into an early grave
How?

Trumps endorsement may have helped. But I don't think it was that big a factor. I had already made my mind up anyways.

You should at least archive those links.

unv.is/newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/pharrell-williamss-lolicon-girl
unv.is/dallasnews.com/news/crime/2015/11/12/north-texas-pedophile-inmates-who-had-comics-showing-children-having-sex-get-hit-with-new-charges

No need to thank me :)

That's pretty crazy. The contrast between Liverpool fans and Everton. I always sensed Liverpool fans were way more effeminate sentimental fags

That's not what they said to me.

They're a hardworking U.K. family both originally from Bristol. They told me a lot about fishing too for some reason. Said they did a lot of it there.

>We're gonna build a wall!
>And Mexico's gonna pay for it!

killing myself, just got some horrible news that put the nail in the coffin.

Goodbye britpol you cunts

See
I'm just going by what they told me

Did one myself a few years ago and got 140, was pretty happy with it but I still think IQ is a bit of a meme.

Hey now, the (((prototypes))) in San Diego are just about ready to start being worked on.

is it autistic to go running at 10/11pm?

Emma Dent Coad has released a new statement responding to people who are hammering her for having a go at Prince Harry.

She basically tells everyone to leave her alone because of Grenfell.

No

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> Some of the predominantly female characters wore school uniforms, hair clips and innocent expressions as they engaged in sometimes violent sex acts with dominant characters.
edition.cnn.com/2014/06/18/world/asia/japan-manga-anime-pornography/index.html

> In moé, sexuality is treated indirectly; rather than showing overtly pornographic images, it focusses on “slice of life” dramas that allow consumers—mainly adult men—to observe the budding sexuality of pre-teen and teen-age girls from a discreet remove.
newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/pharrell-williamss-lolicon-girl?utm_source=tny&utm_campaign=generalsocial&utm_medium=facebook&mbid=social_facebook

> The first person convicted under the law was a Virginia man, Dwight Whorley, who used state computers to download and send Japanese anime cartoons showing child pornography acts. He was sentenced to 20 years in federal prison in 2006.
dallasnews.com/news/crime/2015/11/12/north-texas-pedophile-inmates-who-had-comics-showing-children-having-sex-get-hit-with-new-charges
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Thick cunt

If anything, putting the nail in the coffin should mean that you're not going to be able to get in it anymore and therefore unable to kill yourself

>I went in really confidently
What's that saying about the dumbest people always being the most confident?

We should do all that we can to engender closeness between our two people's.

We can't let Trudeau interfere with our trade. He's liable to complicate things. People blame the Canadians for the bombardier situation.

Trudeau is an unstable actor in the whole equation and will be used as a wedge to drive us apart, especially by the euros. He's wishywashy and bad for business.

Have a wonderful day. I'm going to study for a bit.

>Trudeau is an unstable actor
Well that's what you get when you elect Castro's bastard child

What kind of pathetic runt of a person sit there obsessing over cartoon school children. What would your ancestors say you genetic dead end cunt. You're a pathetic cunt as far as I'm concerned, but a total disappointment to your blood.

You're apart of the commonwealth, kick his ass into gear and if he refuses fund a Quebec secession.

Quebec is the only province worth anything in Canada anyways

If only he had daddy issues for trump instead of for Soros

Please be Preusse!

Trump just hasn't made it happen yet. Trudough seems like the type of man you could persuade to do anything if you just gave him a compliment here and there. A total fucking bitch

Everybody had different reason really. My reasons personally where sovereignty. If our elected representatives E.g MEPs have no power to write legislation in the European parliament then it's a dictatorship. But I reckon the immigration crisis was the biggest reason. We need to end free movement and mass immigration.

Have fun.

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nigger

Reminder that the majority of people from Cardiff are English/Irish/Somali immigrants who give their children overly Welsh names that actual Welsh people don't even consider using to prove their Welshness, only for their children to come out with no loyalty for this country and want to leave as soon as they can. Their idea of being Welsh is being a left wing twat and multiculturalism is a tenet of Welshness in their mind, rather than, you know, their ethnicity.
Swanseafolk are better.

This is the truth. The country is terminally ill and cannot be saved and therefore so is this general.

The Chinese control has to be further weakened.

Right now the canadians think they have a friend in China. That can't go on.

Based Sikhs!

Swansea is worse than Cardiff, both are shit.

No shit. Both are "urban" dwellings filled with twats.

Stop supporting noncery.

Good, Why would a peaceful Muslim vote for people like UKIP or Tories who want to genocide them

There was a yank on here asking about Bristol yesterday. It's almost like that was you and it's the first semi-obscure city you could think of that would make your fairytale more convincing.

Hmm.

This was quite an informed post for that flag

good bait

Based Kipper Buddhists

Do this
The rest of Canada is owned by the Chinese. Rich businessmen who can't into fracking.

The Quebec/French there can though

If i convert to Buddhism can i claim people are persecuting me? Get special privileges etc like Abrohamics do?

I'm white btw.

Probably not, but you could move to Burma and persecute Muslims

Got chatting to a lass from Burma, could have easily gone that way, she wouldn't post images though so i fucked her off.

Neither UKIP or foriegn religions are based.

Who was our best politician and why is it Oswald Mosley?

Cuz he was british Hitler innit

churchill

It was Powell you fucking refugee

All our modern religions are foreign, unless you're a pagan/druid

>needing to ask Brits about Bristol so you can use it in a fake story the next day
>not just looking it up online
Honestly I just thought Bristol was a town in Tennessee until they told me they were from the one in England. Never heard of that one before.

Do they even have a footie team in the premiership?

No shit. You think I just shitpost blindly? I'm an American, my country literally runs the world. I have to know that stuff.

I have a theory that that's why the common Brit knows so much about the globe, because they used to run it all. The difference is that they teach you guys about it in school because it's history, where as our global power status is in the present and they don't teach us shit about global resources and trade in school. I had to learn all that shit on my own.

Don't want the American public to be able to predict/have a say on current and future foreign policy, do we now goyim?

Chads on Pointless lads

Pitt the Elder

t. hershel spiegelstein

>Lolbertarian
nah

>teach you guys about it in school
Kek no

Only good leader in the past 100 years.

/AreChurchy/

Thatcher

Tom Paine

Nah kid ur wrong. Although he was right.

Please tell me this is on television

Fuck off you LARPing retard. This is a Christian nation under God and Monarch. You're not a pre-Roman Kingdom you faggot, you're British.