Cashier: "Alright, your total today is going to be $63.54"

Cashier: "Alright, your total today is going to be $63.54"

Cashier: "Would you like to donate $1.00 to help support our inner city children with modern laptops and cell phones?"

"no thank you"

i like when they put me on the spot with this question. i always say no really loud.

the only one that ever gets me is children's hospital it panda express because im fat and feel bad for kids

/thread

OP is a faggot with no social skills.

*chuckle* no, oh and could I get plastic bags instead? Thanks.

>/thread
>OP is a faggot with no social skills.
Without question

I pay you $63.54, would you like to donate $1.00 to help support our inner city children with modern laptops and cell phones?

ffs that pisses me off. They don't give a fucking shit about rural schools, if we didn't have access to a computer at home we had to go to the computer lab in the library and use some old donated desktop running Windows 98. Now they're fucking using my money to give kids expensive laptops and tablets.

checked

shit get

>double bag them all please

americans have the worst gets

brazil is full of monkeys

Digit confirm taxation is theft

>that number
also true

>inner city children with modern laptops

Don't give food to monkeys. They'll just throw their shit everywhere.

lemme correct that for you
>Would you like to donate $1.00 to help support our inner city niggers with modern laptops so they can shill on Sup Forums?

>inner city children
Could that mean... niggers?

Shit get

>this triggers the third world flag
interesting

"haha, speak english nigga...hey also wait did you ring it up already? I also want this"

*throw a pack of 5 gum really hard at the conveyer belt for no reason*

"yea I want that too...I wanna separate bag for it also.."

Rural schools have white kids. They are smart and do well in academics. Inner City schools means nigger packed classrooms. They cannot master 5th grade level reading and math.

Since no one is allowed to say "the kids are stupid because they are niggers", there has to be another explanation. The invented explanation is that inner City schools don't get enough money and that must be why niggers can't learn. So they pump the schools full of cash giving them laptops, tablets, brand new textbooks, after school tutoring, teacher's aids to help niggers write their names on exams, and every conceivable crutch and shortcut you can imagine.

Imagine if we put those resources into teaching white kids who could actually benefit from it?

>High school was using 20 year old textbooks that were falling apart at the spine and more pen ink than printer ink
>Better buy a massive state of the art plastic sportsball field and Smartboards for every classroom
Fuck public school

> sheriffs call my home asking for donations
> I decide to give donation in support of what they do, they deserve a bonus for the holiday, get their family something nice
> later in day see commercial on local channel of police handing out free gib me dats to blacks

0/10 will never donate again, pulled the ol jewish 1-2 on me

the kids are stupid because they are niggers, no amount of anything is going to change that, unless you're willing to spend the time and money on atomized rigid drilling of proper behavior and proper learning, which isn't worth the effort because the subject will just regress back to base nigger nature when he is assimilated by the nigger pack

I jam toasting in an epic bread.

No I already got one

dis write hear!

Fuck nigger and spic children they can all die in the gutter starving with those technology for all I dont give a fuck about non white children? Fucking gas them all

>no thanks, I gave at the office.
Everytime (((they))) ask for donations for anything
t. Unemployed for last few months on ebtees

...

Would you like to donate a dollar to...

>hunger
No
>red cross
No
>hospital / medical issue
Sometimes
>education
No
>veterans
No
>homelessness
No

>"Would you like to donate $1.00 to help support our inner city children with mod-
No

The genius of this is they take YOUR money and take credit and tax breaks for it.

nice

That's because rural and suburban schools are full of retards.

Why is the self-checkout machine talking to me?

>Would you like to donate $1.00

> Be the basic IT guy for a few schools in Atlanta, Georgia
> Through a donation program one school gets brand new laptops
> By the end of the first week there are so many spyware, malware, and viruses on each computer
> Look at desktop
> It's porn, rap music, comic book movies, etc
> I confiscate all the laptops from the IT class overnight
> Service them for maintenance for the more knowledgeable IT guy
> Wont be coming in until 3 weeks in; issue is a low priority as per having the old desktop pcs in class
> 1 week in, parents come angry, principle makes me deal with it

>"Why yous dont let my kid use the new laptops, I knows wes gotsum"
> Crowd goes mhmmm
> Try to tell them that their little shits werent using the computers properly and caused them to need service and how they are responsible for school equipment
> "Well that aint matter, thems theres to use"

long story short they all want to be basketball players or go into song/media production but will eventually end up working at McDonalds (if computers dont replace them, anyways)

You do know the difference between local police and the sheriffs department, right?

when these poor fucks ask me that shit i always say "no thank you i would not like to donate a dollar the the children's need a feelz foundation today."

If coroorate is going to waste my time, I'm going to waste their time. Poor fuck at register dont care, they get paid by the hour.

I'd give the dollar whether I want to or not...and let me explain why that's a good idea. If I don't give the dollar, all of my good-will and diplomacy in that microcosm of life would be fucked..and I can't have that, uh so. Who knew one could buy networks for so little?

Also sometimes it's a good cause.

I just always say no. I've never been harassed about it.

I would rather donate directly to the causes I care about, my employer matches my donations equally. If I donate $50 my employer donates $50 for a total of $100.

hahaha same here except usually i take a big dollop of mayonnaise and start rubbing it in their hair for asking such a stupid dumb question

No thanks, I already got robbed this week.

If she's ugly If she's cute: I already did

>>Would you like to donate $1.00 to help support our inner city niggers with modern laptops so they can shill on Sup Forums?

>>>Would you like to donate $1.00 to help support our inner city niggers with modern laptops so they can steal them and pawn them for weed/grapedrank money?

>"yea I want that too...I wanna separate bag for it also.."

>no infetterences

great get, I agree; widdle cucboiz will disagree.

Lol i just piss all over a check and tell her to deal with it. #EdgeLife

"You know what, I'll donate $1 to my kid. How about that? Do you want to take away the food from MY children?"

God it feels so good to say no when they ask for me to donate to hurricane relief. Houston needs to be wiped off the face of the map

I always tell them I will match THEIR donation.(if it is a sealed container that the cash goes into)