Brit/pol/ - >Amerikneels edition

Brit/pol/ wishes Willie Rennie MSP a very happy 50th Birthday!
youtube.com/watch?v=OgSQ47iNJ3U

>Jeremy Corbyn: We are the political mainstream now
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41408150

>Bradford school bans sausage rolls from packed lunches
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-41412911

>Jeremy Corbyn promises 'guaranteed unimpeded access to Single Market'
unv.is/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/27/labour-party-conference-day-four-live-jeremy-corbyn-sparks-fears

>"Nonces here, nonces there, Westminster nonces everywhere," Ted Heath kiddy fiddling claims 'credible
unv.is/rt.com/uk/404495-child-abuse-ted-heath

>Labour activists compare Israel to the Nazis, Corbyn in damage control mode
unv.is/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4919300/Labour-branded-real-nasty-party.html

>May meets Donald Tusk, if you listen closely you can hear her panicking
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41389498

>Fighting terror, "puts unsustainable strain on police," just give me martial law, senpai
unv.is/breitbart.com/london/2017/09/26/senior-officer-fighting-terror-unsustainable-strain-police

>Bank of England warned not to raise interest rates, Brexit to blame, of course
unv.is/theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/26/bank-england-warned-against-interest-rate-rise-cost-living-squeeze

>Labour plans to renationalise PFI contracts ‘could take the Cabinet Office years’
unvis.it/civilserviceworld.com/articles/news/labour-plans-renationalise-pfi-contracts-‘could-take-cabinet-office-years’

>Theresa May welcomes Donald Tusk to Downing Street for crunch Brexit talks
unvis.it/telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/26/theresa-may-welcomes-donaldtuskto-downing-street-crunch-brexit/

>Top cop admits it was a 'mistake' launching sex abuse inquiry outside Sir Edward Heath's home
unvis.it/thesun.co.uk/news/4537659/top-cop-admits-it-was-a-mistake-launching-sex-abuse-inquiry-outside-sir-edward-heaths-home

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dallasnews.com/news/crime/2015/11/12/north-texas-pedophile-inmates-who-had-comics-showing-children-having-sex-get-hit-with-new-charges
youtube.com/watch?v=vwaB_8wUHk8
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123test.com/abstract-reasoning-test/
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First for Moz

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=rzifQScHp9w

christ you cunts thought I was MM, that's actually a fucking insult

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> Some of the predominantly female characters wore school uniforms, hair clips and innocent expressions as they engaged in sometimes violent sex acts with dominant characters.
edition.cnn.com/2014/06/18/world/asia/japan-manga-anime-pornography/index.html

> In moé, sexuality is treated indirectly; rather than showing overtly pornographic images, it focusses on “slice of life” dramas that allow consumers—mainly adult men—to observe the budding sexuality of pre-teen and teen-age girls from a discreet remove.
newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/pharrell-williamss-lolicon-girl?utm_source=tny&utm_campaign=generalsocial&utm_medium=facebook&mbid=social_facebook

> The first person convicted under the law was a Virginia man, Dwight Whorley, who used state computers to download and send Japanese anime cartoons showing child pornography acts. He was sentenced to 20 years in federal prison in 2006.
dallasnews.com/news/crime/2015/11/12/north-texas-pedophile-inmates-who-had-comics-showing-children-having-sex-get-hit-with-new-charges
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t-thread theme 2...
youtube.com/watch?v=vwaB_8wUHk8

Nonces out
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>Mfw not a beta virgin like most of you

>Honk will die in your lifetime

REMINDER
Only 56 days until David Attenborough dies

>You won't die in your lifetime

i'm giving this song a chance but wew...
I think I will unironically outlive most of brit/pol/. you all seem to drink daily, smoke etc.

Stop altering my fucking posts, I swear to Christ you always do it to me alone.

>What's autistic about that? Seems a bit chad actually ;p xxxxx
Absolute autism

Is he a queer?

>friends with benefits
>t. no friends

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How did this (((juedo)))-christian meme start?

Have a fag.

what's wrong with my song, honk
too foreign?
what do you like? i'll hit you up

until you die from aids

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>Not knowing about the meme merchant's legendary irony protection
>being this new
>being a virgin

Kekt and rekt

u on about me?

I don't do any of those things, and I despise you.

;)
2edgy4me. not sure what I like tbqh. I usually get transfixed on a particular song or artist and obsess over it for ages until I get bored.
makes me think...

Roughly the time of Thatcher and her Israeli cabinets

youtube.com/watch?v=NPp7bkxY4KI
probably faggy enough for you tbqh

>tfw brit/pol/ will never zonk the honk

Anyone else here a true English Catholic?
Thanks be to God for giving a way to reunite with the church.

>catholic
>not ordinariate
>english
I can't believe these people exist.

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I've known you for long enough to know that you're a permavirgin and that last night you probably saw a girl across a pub and have decided to LARP about being some sort of Lothario

Used to go to BASED Woolacombe all the time when I was a kid.

As of last night, you pissant.

The first civilizations got together because they drank. Stonehenge (actually Woodhenge) was just a giant drinking festival.

We are more civilized than you. You should start posting on the ummah forum with all the other t-totallers user.

>Yet another Labour antisemitism fiasco
>Hardly anyone in the (((media))) cares
>Still shilling for Corbychev

is this english I am confused...
it's ok though desu

>tfw you will never see a Stuart Restoration in Britain

Proper RCs fucking hate the Ordinariate

Post your face when Dimbleby announced the BBC had predicted beyond all doubt that Leave had won the EU Referendum and Brexit was happening, and then all the Remainer politicians looked stony faced and the Remainer public's autistic screeching started coming in as the sun came up.

it's american

WHY DO AMERICANS WEAR SHOES INDOORS??!

I do drink just not every single day like an absolute gopnik

>proper

Yeah, and? They have to shut the fuck up and deal with it while we get a decent English mass.

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The thing is though is that last night I actually did spend the night with a girl, and I did put my cock in her pussy- so I'm not a virgin. Maddest bit is that their was a mirror opposite the bed so it was like reenacting that one scene from American psycho cus she was doggystyle and I was just sharking myself in the mirror, like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=GXNCcWPUkBA

Thank gawd

>Went to bed around 10PM feeling gloomy
>Woke up at 2AM to have a piss
>Check my phone
>Grab the emergency case of beer

>could have been free from this place
>still comes back
I want to believe

How do other London anons cope with the unavoidable fact that you could be riding the tube minding your own business and a bomb could go off at any moment?

>Taking public transport

Was that you on here this morning saying you're having "gender dysphoria" and that you were going to become a tranny? It better not have been, honk, or I shall no longer tolerate you.

Did you cut her up with a chainsaw?

Yes and no, i used to have a friend with benefits too and she was a 10/10. Hair down to her arse, blonde, 34DD, skinny, perfect face.

Years later i found out she had a long term bf since childhood who moves in my gf's social circle and torments the life out of me at social events I can't avoid.

Just seen that Hitchens is on QT tonight.

>Americans have never invented anyt-
youtu.be/eiYoBbEZwlk

Unlike Brits, we don't develop weapons of war, we develop weapons to save lives

no it wasn't. it was probably the usual tranny poster false flagging

I moved away. Not because of that, though.

He is?

don't meme me, bro

>Americans don't understand that you shouldn't put your hand in a saw
literally nobody thought this was a problem until you morons turned up

>Americans have never invented anyt-

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Has Rimmer gone down to Lullaby Bay? Guess, I'll just have to talk to you cunts instead.

I come back occasionally for the patter. Going on 4chins regularly is just tragic and autistic.

Nah only with my dick ;)

At least you smashed am i right?

Keith Vaz's genuine misery immediately after Dimbleby called it fuelled me for weeks.

I don't joke when it comes to Hitchens.

Good. The reason I asked is that someone asked him if he was you, and he said that he didn't think he should answer that or words to that effect.

youtube.com/watch?v=-w2sy9Rh3SI

wag wan my G

Oh yes.

Want to have gay sex?

>buthurt brittcuck confirmed

Comfy music time
youtube.com/watch?v=dSCwoYcp0IY

It's an exceptionally dull panel aside from him.

Then its calm just chat pure shite about her flaps to mug her off.

>he's back

Canned chicken connoisseur confirmed.

so he was false flagging...
REEEEEEE
not with you sweetie xx

yes

>At the age of 17, Iommi lost the tips of the middle and ring finger of his right hand in an industrial accident on his last day of work in a sheet metal factory.[6] Iommi described how he "... was told 'you'll never play again. It was just unbelievable. I sat in the hospital with my hand in this bag and I thought 'that's it – I'm finished. But eventually I thought 'I'm not going to accept that. There must be a way I can play'."[7] After the injury Iommi considered abandoning the guitar entirely

Hm

Love you x

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yet this is the only place you came to brag about fucking some underage lass and coming in 20 seconds. the absolute fucking state of you

You'd be on bottom.

Asleep

with me?

I think we all knew that.

BBC parliament they're talking about the BUF right now.

is your trip compromised again lad

EVERYONE TAKE THIS TEST AND POST RESULTS
123test.com/abstract-reasoning-test/

Ancapbro, no...don’t do that.

how fucking gay can people get?

But i want her to be my friend again...

Make me bitch

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She's 18, we did stuff for 4 hours and I only came at the end when she fully sucked my tip hard

it's not that obvious reeeeeee
n-no. maybe

Whenever I see shit like this I always imagine the conversation which eventually led to them doing it and how cringey it would be to listen to in real
life

Why? If you can't smash than why would you care?

Alright lad

i always forget that people behind anime avatar posts aren't actually the anime characters themselves, my apologies.

larping this hard