My turtle just died and I'm pretty sad desu

my turtle just died and I'm pretty sad desu
can we get a /jeb/ thread going? it would cheer me up

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My turtle died too, after having him for over 20 years. I cried harder than I have over anything. Call me a fag if you want. He was a good guy.

checked, never seen that one thanks

turtles are great, I understand man

youtu.be/O74XDI-o7xc

DON'T MAKE ME DO THIS DONALD

What was his name? RIP turtlebro.

Rip in peace anons turtle they've gone to the giant Jeb!enriech in the sky

I wonder what is going on in the Jeb! timeline.

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I found a little guy like this in the woods today. It seemed like he was running for something. I tried to help him but there was really nothing I could do for him so I just left him to continue on his natural path

RIP turtlebro

my turtle ran away when I was little


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I just want to go on record as saying that Jeb and I share a hatred for niggers.

I had a tortoise who seemed happy for a few years but then he prolapsed out both ends. I don't know why, I fed him good food and kept the humidity and light/heat cycle exactly as some books I read advised. He never ate his crickets, he let them ride on him. I wanted to find out why but the vet said an autopsy would cost $1400 and I couldn't afford it so I just never got a tortoise again.

If I ever find out that one of my stupid friends fucked with him, I will legitimately take them hunting and push them into a ventilation shaft and hope they don't die on impact so I can tell them why, and piss on them.


RIP Boxcar willy.

did you know it takes 3 bananas to equal the potassium in one avocado?

Tortoises rarely should eat insects since they are mostly herbivores and don't need animal protein
They've been known to eat a few insects and even carrion in the wild but their main diet should be greens and veggies and some fruits to

Jeb should have won. Fuck Drumpf.

My buddy had a turtle named Deon Sanders when I was a kid. Shows you how old I am.

One of my books said to give them live crickets every few months so I tried, but he just made friends with them. This was in the early 90's so I just had what I could find at the library.

Another weird thing he did was he would just walk off of shit if you let him. A table, stairs, anything. I never let him fall or anythhng but it wasn't for a lack of effort on his part.

Checked user dump your wholenfolder here

Friendly neighborhood Christian Jeb! to the rescue!

They're probably way more opportunistic in the wild like a lot of animals, most won't eat insects
Sounds like you did your research though, sometimes these things just happen, even to the best keepers
But for the most part tortoises are hardy as long as you follow the care guides and do research, there's a lot of good reptile boards these days also and /an/ isn't half bad either
If you get a healthy one from a reputable breeder, there's very little chance it would die like that

*won't eat insects in captivity

>he prolapsed out both ends
That is something that happens? That sounds horrible.

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Fake. Turtles live like 80 years.

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He impeached himself this week as part of a compromise to get a 1% tax cut on on the middle class included in the amnesty bill.

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RIP to your turtle bro.

Pet's are awesome, I'm really sorry for your loss user. What was his name? If it wasn't you should totally get a new turtle once you're feeling up to it and name him Jeb!!!

Didn't that tweet get reported for self-harm?

SLOW

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You could have prevented this.
All you had to do was listen.

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Your turtle, like JEB!, is eternal.

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RIP Turti

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>this one gets me all of the time

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What did he mean by this?

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I've been waiting for this day

jesus christ. imagine having that as flotus.

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We should get Jeb a TV show

That has to be shooped. It's been a while since I've seen it and I really can't believe its true.

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I have way too many pics in my Jeb folder

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Do you think yeb gets a standing BJ from this goblin? His cock must look huge next to that sewer rat haha

Damn trump is scary sometimes

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the fuck is going on around here.. is he really married to that? that's not shooped either, is it?

It's almost REAL JEB HOURS

WHO TF UP

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Real Jeb hours

This is not News or Politics related.

Reported!

JEB IS BOTH UNREPORTED

>gross
no way thats his real wife an she is that small midget fetish

/ourguy/

Sorry about your turtle frens
Turtles are great. What kind were they? I have Eastern Box Turtles and they're super cool to watch.

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>pretending Jeb isn't a mod

about fucking time! Where my fellow JebHeads at?

KYS NEWFAG

No, lucky SOB is married to a former model.

You're a piece of shit user. Go back to where mods give a shit and be a snitch there. You should probably kill yourself instead though.

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It Is his wife Ahh wtf... ah god shes fuking hobbit with a big potbelly thing i wanna fucking vomit did he knock her up by mistake and have to marry her

I genuinely feel bad for jeb, he really doesn't deserve all the shit we give him.

Ah, you're just a kid.

The first TV show I loved as a child was My Mother the Car.

>Let's see former governor and presidential contender, nope not related to politics at all.

youtube.com/watch?v=ns_dZuoQciM

Based Jeb giving an interview in Spanish

it doesn't look like he's saying fuck you

Here's a Jeb wallpaper I use

And another wallpaper

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