Why do you love cakes so much?

Why do you love cakes so much?

Because I almost am one.

Because perfect age. Old enough to not behave like a shitty brat, but young enough to not be old and jaded.

theyre the best, i can drink with them and we can
enjoy each others comapny

Because I'm a single mother child, why else?

The thought of a woman in your age group that's most likely desperate enough to accept you

Is this a cake?

No, but this is.

sauce pls

Because their pussy are used.

use iqdb

Oh my.

thanks

Because they are sweet and tasty.

LONDON
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Because they're legal to fap to in my country? I dunno.

I'm an adult now, I feel more attracted to then.

Christmas cakes are more mature than younger girls but not too mature, their bodies are ripe but not too old and shriveled, they're just right like a good well seasoned medium rare steak. The vulnerabilities in their soft little hearts from being a cake and now fast approaching expiration only makes them more attractive.

>tfw there isn't any hentai that has cakes, only generic milfs

i bet you also like your food half-eaten?

keep fighting for our rights fellow maninist

That guy hairstyle say that he's going to fuck that cake and every girl in the train

I prefer ice-cream cakes more than the usual ones.

Cakes are cute.
ARE CUTE

Because I'm at about the age of one.

That show was qt as fuck.

damn she is perfect

>she

I'm new what's a cake

They are cute enough

Because they around my age (Kaede herself is younger than me, although I'm a manlet so it would seem like the other way around in a relationship)

Only if they're lolis.

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Why wouldn't I?

Because I'm 30.

>flat cakes

Goddamn there better be some tags for that shit

They're so sweet and moist.

Cake is still good as long as it hasn't been eaten a bit already.

That's a 40+ year old loli. Way past the age of a cake.

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I'm sorry, but last time I checked, /cake/ was synonymous with /rori/

when did /cake/ become Xmas cake?

wow, never knew cakes made me feel so hard

They're desperate but young enough to remain pretty. They know how to behave submissively and results from cooking and cleaning endeavors are higher on average.

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WARSAW

they are delicious and moist.

Sup Forums is a cake. They're 25 or older and have had virtually no dating success. Birds of a feather flock together, as they say.

wann grab u kiss u dhen get on ma knees nd kiss ure juicy yummy pussy dhen eat it till u squirt while im eatin u i pky w ure nipples dhen i suk ure cum nd eqt it more nd suk it till u dont cum twice dhen go up to ure chest finger ure ass hole while sukin nd eatin ure teddies dhen tke ma dick out nd tease u w it dhen.imma fuk ure teddies till i cum

They're hard working and mature, but best of all?

They're younger than I am, but still as desperate as your average single 40-something woman in the US.

because they represent everything I desire in a woman

Because they're fucking delicious

Exactly.

Underrated girl. Needed more official art. Shame idol lesbian sluts got more spotlight than her.

At least the idol appreciates her in a non-joking manner and basically calls MC a faggot for not trying to bang her.

That's quite the rare case for a christmas cake character.

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i'm fat and cake is pretty tasty

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>cake thread
>no cakes at all
geez man

>love cakes
>love dfc
>tfw the two so rarely coincide
STOP GIVING CAKES COWTITS REEEEEEEEE

Wish i could find some vanilla doujins of cakes.

All i can find is MILF, which i don't want.

Right? Isn't a cake a loli?

No.

They know what I like and are what I love.

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