23andMe is a jewish brainwash

So after watching that funny SouthPark ad, i decided to investigate a little on the source of that satire
23andMe
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/23andMe

Guess what? that company is run by non other that Anne Wojcicki, the sister of Susan Wojcicki (Jewtube's CEO)

and what are the 23andMe ads are about?
Primarly target white people into doing some sort of DNA backtracing to find their "heritage"

Of course white folks will always get resuts like, "you are 10% black" or some similar BS

all of this with the intention to destroy any idea of a white identity, from a "scientific" standpoint

if this is correct, then any white Sup Forumsack curious enogth should take that DNA test just to see, what kind of bullshit they come up with

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usnews.com/news/health-care-news/articles/2017-09-13/23andme-is-using-your-dna-for-genetics-research
splinternews.com/cops-are-asking-ancestry-com-and-23andme-for-their-cust-1793851927
youtube.com/watch?v=7a-OmWOSirQ
youtube.com/watch?v=2J5n8kzpbCs
youtube.com/watch?v=zTrBXSwwsdI&spfreload=10
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I'd rather not have my DNA leaked to some other private company and have it used as discrimination against my children when they go to get health insurance (predisposed towards heart disease), a job (predisposed towards lazyness), or a loan (predisposed towards flagrant spending). If they want my DNA they'll have to fish through my trash for my fap rags.

Not news. This was already known.

It's had pretty valid results for me, didn't tell me I was a dindu

it could also be a way of gathering genetic samples for experimentation. maybe cloning people or something. you send in your dna and they make a half man half squid version of you and torture it just because they're evil.

i'm not saying that's happening, but these days who knows. human-animal hybrid embroys are real anyways, you can read about that in the MIT technology review

Can you show the results? im curious

It's less about psyops and more for the purpose of adding to the databases of DNA profiles. All the DNA sequencing companies are handing over their data regularly to various governments, NGOs, and other interested parties or at the very least are subject to seizure by host governments is the event of an "emergency". Your genetic code is not secure, regardless of what their ToS states.

>its a scam

Maybe thats because you have terrible genetics and your parents are ugly

What about Ancestry?

Why the fuck would you donate your fucking DNA. THE CODE OF YOUR EXISTENCE. To fucking JEWS. Obviously they steal that shit and sell it.

OP you are a moron if you take it. They then own your genetic code you dumb shit.

You didn't listen I told you these companies were owned by Jews they are collecting your DNA to look for unique genes that they can then pattent and reproduce you idiots are paying them to steal your genetic info.

They have already handed over a lot of it to the FBI about a year ago.

So?

What are they going to do with it? Assassinate me or make a clone of me?

I hope future scientists will persevere my glorious DNA so they can see how goddamn sexy i am

I watched a bunch of youtubers videos on the results of their tests. east africans/Somalians were pissed when their heavy north african heritage was revealed.

>23andMe is Using Your DNA for Genetics Research
usnews.com/news/health-care-news/articles/2017-09-13/23andme-is-using-your-dna-for-genetics-research

>Cops are asking Ancestry.com and 23andMe for their customers' DNA
splinternews.com/cops-are-asking-ancestry-com-and-23andme-for-their-cust-1793851927

Pic related is of CEO of 23 and me doing the merchant hand signal

>if this is correct, then any white Sup Forumsack curious enogth should take that DNA test just to see, what kind of bullshit they come up with

>give your dna to some kikes so they can make anti-white gene bombs

no thanks.

>oey vey goyim we own you because we have copyrighted your dna heheehee

it's literally what they did with gmo crops, it's what they are doing now with marijunana now that its legalized, and 20 years from now when you decide to get cloned or have some genetically modified super aryan baby, you are going to find that you are going to have to pay some jew company a modest fee because you no longer own your dna.

its the same shit jews did to steal land rights, water rights, and mineral rights from private property. It's 21st century kikery. Legally separate different rights and privileges into their own category, preemptively take ownership of them, and watch the goyim squirm.

They only gave me .1% nigger, and there are plenty of people here who have 100% Euro.

Also, if you change the confidence level, the nigger genes generally drop off (implying they were added when they couldn't figure out where that sequence came from).

pic related is me, as you can see, the nigger .1% only shows up when you decrease confidence to only 50%

I have no intention of cloning myself and anyone who does is evil or seriously misguided

If we let the Jews dominate us like that in the future we deserve to die because we will already be slaves

I think what he's saying is you may have to pay the owners of your DNA in order to have children. Of course this is ridiculous, and should they do something like that there would be a massive chimpout.

>east asian
>0.1%
DAY OF THE ROPE

6'2 7x6 dick

lol 7 generations back my ancestor got riced

would explain my admiration for 2D girls

Gene therapy in order to control you and:or sentence you to an early death if you are deemed inferior.

If it does come to that and my descendants don't start the race war they deserve to die

i agree with this

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I did it and my results were 100% european

>if this is correct, then any white Sup Forumsack curious enogth should take that DNA test just to see, what kind of bullshit they come up with
It is absolutely true, but recommending any pol/ack to take the test makes you look very suspicious, Shylock.
DO NOT PROVIDE DNA SAMPLES TO THIS ORGANIZATION

I call bs with this blasphemous propaganda gtfo monkey

ITS ABSTERGO IN REAL LIFE AND THEY ARE LOOKING FOR THE ANCESTORS THAT HAVE THE KEY TO THE PEICES OF EDEN.... DO NOT GIVE YOUR DNA TO THESE COMPANIES.. THEY WILL ENSLAVE HUMANITY!!!!

THE ANIMUS AND AC IS ALL REAL ITS A PSYOP.

do you have to give them your real name/personal info?

youtube.com/watch?v=7a-OmWOSirQ

theyre looking for genetic markers of indigo children so they can murder them and advance their new world
order unhindered
duh.

the commercials for Ancestry show people talking about how they embraced the culture their parents raised them on only to take the DNA test and be surprised that their so-called history was a lie and they should embrace their new heritage chosen by a (((scientist)))
23and me and ancestry sell the DNA you give them
the only company that doesn't sell the DNA is familytree
even then you should read every word of the agreement

tell me this shit isn't some kikery so that people can choose the new heritage of other people and fuck up family lineage

youtube.com/watch?v=2J5n8kzpbCs

Most of these companies don't do their own lab work. They send off samples to CAP accredited labs (at least half are in Jerusalem) running pic related to sequence and analyze your genome.

See also:

Muuuuuh retarded autistic indigo children.

Gas them all.

DON'T use 23andME/Ancestry.com!!!

THEY OWN YOUR DNA RIGHTS AFTER YOU SUBMIT IT - IT'S IN THE SMALL PRINT

just click the I Accept the terms pleb

all that shit is a meme for normie jackshits. that had a commercial where a spic was surprised she was 30% amerindian and "spanish, greek, and italian." she was literally amazed she didn't show up "hispanic" and now says she checks "other" on racial blocs

shit is for

My analysis showed 100% European and was largely in line with my own family history research.

Overall I think it's legit, though the results should be taken with a grain of salt given the confidence levels involved.

Wow so what. Will they clone me using my DNA? Your /x/tards' obsessions are pathetic.

>T-there's no way I'm a mixed race mongrel, it's just Jewish brainwashing. R-right guys?

>Of course white folks will always get resuts like, "you are 10% black" or some similar BS

no, they don't

this false supposition undermines an argument or point you could hope to make

Pay a nigger to send the dna test in please.

but anons, that will create a market demand for genetic modification.

without the market demand, who will make America great again?

guess what country im from lads

wtf is unassigned? ayy lmao genes?

You can theoretically buy the test with a reloadable visa card, give them a fake name, and have the results mailed to an address far from your home where you can pick it up. but if any of your relatives have done it then it will be in their database that user-you are related to them. Siblings and parents are your closest matches and if they know you are a sib or child of an existing customer, it's not too difficult to get the rest of your real info.

im 0.4% reptilian

it's up to us and we can do it.

we will.

>they should embrace their new heritage chosen by a (((scientist)))
Jesus Christ, this. The radio commercials were the worst "Oh, I found out I'm lactose intolerant" "Oh my DNA says I have a sprinter's muscle type, so I actually CAN run!". Jesus fuck, if you made it to adulthood and don't know either of those things about yourself, you're pretty fucking retarded.

Took mine and it said I had 8% african dna

highly fucking doubtful but whatever

>private entity offering population-scale genotyping

Yeah user sorry to break it to you but they're doing way worse things than "brainwashing" people with it.

>what are genetic weapons

Yes they do. If you look at their confidence level, the default that shows huge percentages is 50%. As you turn up the confidence levels, those other races drop off fast.

Or maybe they can grow organs or are close to it and want a client base

Well, I think you're missing the reason why 23andMe and DNA testing exists and why Jews are behind it.

Jews are pretty inbred and are carriers for a host of diseases. Jews practice a soft sort of eugenics often to ensure that they're not creating Hapsburg esque monsters.

Those hybrids aren't genetic hybrids though. They are genetic chimeras. (This is a legit term, not the mythical chimera). The human cells are genetically speaking 100% human. And the animal cells are genetically speaking not human at all. It's simply that the human cells and animal cells are living side by side in the same organism.

The concept that is driving these experiments are to create pigs or other animals that aren't any difference from the rest of their species. But one or too internal organs are 100% human genetically. So you can slaughter that animal, harvest the human organs, and then give those organs to people who need transplants. And their body will not reject the transplant because it is made up entirely of their own DNA.

>MFW a nig nog sends in their DNA and find out they are genetically descended from a bunch of slave owners

This, I remember that episode of SVU where a jew whore cheated on her 10/10 Aryan husband with another filthy 5/10 jew coworker and wound up pregnant. The baby ended up with some horrible genetic disease that would force it to die a slow and agonizing death over a course of several years. So the cold hearted cunt just straight up murdered her own child by tossing it in a cooler tied to a bunch of rocks then dropping it into a river.

You know that shit happens IRL all the fucking time.

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this is like prototypical burger genes here
its every meme

Tay Sachs?

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I think you can buy 23andme as a gift for other people: you pay, they send the test kit to your friend as directed. So you just give them a false name and send it in, I don't think they require any proof of identity for the testing.

>I had 8% african dna
that makes you blacker than this guy

Please get a black person as test subject.

DONT LET THIS SLIDE

Why is his face always look like a nervous dog?

Isn't he 50% black?

in his dreams

>be american get 10 percent it's a scam

be proud of your heritage hahahaba ^_^

10 percent black*

Just because people say things, doesn't mean they're true.

>Amooricunt thinks hes pure

I'm not going to pay some company just for the privilege of giving them my DNA. Go fuck yourself.

Albania

>amerilard
>not 100% white
>FUCKING JOOS

TOP. KEK.

But you’re wrong

It's so they can track you down and put you in a gulag later

Ooga booga, where all the cro magnons at?

my mom did it turns out shes 100 procent european goy.

This.
People having these dumb tests for absolutely no fucking reason are willingly giving their most private informations to a private company that is building a database with said informations.
Just another jewish trick like accepting the "terms of use" of Google and Faceberg.

i've always wanted to try this but I don't see the point because I have a family tree dating back to the 1600s.

>give all your info and dna to youtube's ceo's sister company
>'I'm sure they'll keep my data private and not sell it to third parties including law enforcement agencies'
lmao how can anybody be so stupid

I'm 'mixed', but I'm glad I didn't do it.

I'm 100% homegrown Human.

>consenting to having 23andMe and its contractors access and analyze your stored sample
>contractors
>access
No.

>took test
>60% Jew
>20% Slave
>20% G*rman and It*lian
What the FUCK man?

fug

Always been interested in doing one of these things but like hell I'm going to freely give my DNA to (((them))). I'll just have to trust my great aunt's genealogy records.

We're all probably fucked anyway, though. If they didn't get a DNA sample from you at birth there's plenty of time whenever you had a drug test at work or had some blood work at the doctor's office.

>nothing in my blood is more than 2% other than german and irish
Where's my white privilege? Although to be fair, I get along really well with police but that's mostly because I'm polite.

There is no such thing as "white"
You have been deracinated by propaganda, away from your heritage

youtube.com/watch?v=zTrBXSwwsdI&spfreload=10

Give your money to the Mormons instead and go Ancestry DNA

>literally paying for the privilege of giving (((them))) your DNA
apex goy

lol Macron looks like the dumb priest in Father Ted

That's the most German I've ever seen on here.