Techno Viking is gay

B-but I thought he was one of us? He's a faggot now.

waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/07/20/where-are-they-now-techno-viking/

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The original video with his faggot dance moves. We should have known.

youtube.com/watch?v=UjCdB5p2v0Y

techno viking kek

Who cares if he's gay? He ain't a faggot

i think if anything that proves he IS one of us

can I get a tl;dr on this?

He was always a faggot user. Just like you.

Can you imagine looking down and seeing that beast with your cock in his mouth?

All vikings are gay nowdays...

Times used to be too good

I don't care about technoviking, but it's well known that article is bullshit.

>german
>viking

>not proven beyond this shitty article
Still looking for clicks after all these years. Pathetic.

thats some prison tier power trip

Shuttershock tells a different tale, son.

lol I didn't say I would enjoy it, would be scary af

he's literally famous for dancing to euro techno. how straight could the guy be?
>look out, hot stuff coming through

Makes sense

god i wish i had his on mine

Literally fake and gay.

yeah i just looked at that

>techno viking will never fuck you

>techno
>gay
who would have guessed?

Waterford Whispers News is an Irish satire site; but you already knew that.
Also: techno is very gay.

>Kek
Gunther said he left the lumberjack business in 2002, after being fired for misconduct.

“Yeah, I got angry at one of the lads and I punched a tree. But the tree fell on top of my supervisor and broke his leg. They don’t make speed like that any more,” he laughed.

Ffs. Sup Forums would have you think the following and I've said this many times. They will tell you that they go swimming. To the gym. In a change room. At urinals. Or on computers. With blindfolds on. Their robots they dont need eyes

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for the others who were interested, gunther is apparently technoviking's name, and not the porn musician. just found that out

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>B-but I thought he was one of us? He's a faggot now.
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>waterfordwhispersnews.com/2015/07/20/where-are-they-now-techno-viking/

> (OP)
>I don't care about technoviking, but it's well known that article is bullshit.

> (OP)
>can I get a tl;dr on this?

>techno viking kek

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I always knew he was gay because he accepted an upside down bottle of water.

Yea I read it it's too convenient and fully of sitcom level beats and jokes, I sure that all really happened.

>pagan jewlery
>ripped as fuck
>man-bun (before it was cool)

I think he used to be cool, but started doing drugs and shit in these literally gay german raves and probably was infected with the gay. that's my theory tho

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who cares if he's queer, good for him. At least he's not a white-nigger like the Russians or Serbs

Fake news hombre

Not the same guy, glaringly different noses. Tecno viking has a convex nose and the faggot impostor has a more concave nose. This is shill dis info article written by kikes. Look at TV's hawkish convex nose then the side profile pic of the faggot's concave nose.

Agreed, kikes doing what they do best: lie and slander

ALL pagans are gay.
Christianity is the only true religion.
/Thread.
inb4
>Muh J00s
Genetic fallacy. NOt a valid argument.

GAAAAYYYYYYYYAAAHH!!!!

Fake news

>guy who walks around with his shirt off is gay

more at 11

Grows pubes on his face

Well obviously he's a fuciing degenerate retard not even man enough to fucking groom himself properly

who the fuck would believe this fake retarded bullshit story? I quit reading after 20 seconds.

legend has it that the amber lamps never came

Jew OP here, you all fell for it. Think more critically next time, faggots.

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no fucking way this is true. the story is completely made up. and the photo looks nothing like him. techno viking has brow bones that jut out like the true alpha neanderthalus maximus he is, the article photo has sloping beta male cuck brow ridge, unless he got massive reconstructive surgery there is no wa in fucking hell that is him. where is the full body shot, i see nothing here. it's just gay propaganda from the cucks and homos in germany as usual.

Technoviking always reminds me of Adam Sessler and heroin.

This is another fake story about him. Not surprising since there have been a lot in the past. Guess they try to lure him out by making up fake stories about him. Hope they do find out who he was eventually but this wasn't it. Even before seeing it was fake I realised from both the writing and the fact they look nothing alike.

Unironically kill yourself for even making this shit thread.

Look at the EARS closely of the man they are saying is the Techno Viking and the original.

TOTALLY different. not the same guy

>B-but I thought he was one of us?
Why on earth would you think that?

so what are the 2 songs playing in the video anyway?

Odin ate jizz to gain strength so why does this faggotry pagan retard being a queer surprise you OP?

waterford whispers news is satire

Didn't he sue the guy who recorded him, and overall tried to hide everything about himself?

Hahaha

>shutterstock.com/search?models=13399309&context_photo=260892698&page=1&inline=260892761
4 ultra faggot level posts by this id

This is fake. It's clearly written as satire. Even so, the guy they claim to be him is not the same guy. His nose is completely different shaped.

that's the "official" story, yes.
Personally, if the real guy's not going to step up, then just appreciate the "meme version of him" for what it is. It can "inspire" people and be it's own thing, without the "real guy". Kind of like how you guys took pepe form that whiny pedo-looking-plagarist and made him your own.

*from
damn this keyboard.

Is he an Odinist or something? I know a neopagan who wears that

>it's real

ahahahahahahahahahaahaha

HE HAS ABANDONED THE GODS WE MUST BLOOD EAGLE THE FAG

ah fuck it, nvm

it would be conceivable anyway: viking, pagan, faggot, all the same.

You absolute dumb fucking morons. OP literally just told you its fake. How thick or how desperate are you antifa morons?

fake news. kys

waterfordwhispersnews.com/2017/09/28/were-finally-free-dozens-of-women-released-from-california-mansion/
found this story on the site as well, 2 guesses as to who the "captor" was....LOL

Any guy who goes topless in public is a fag. You should have figured it out.