Elon Musk SpaceX Talk

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>having a press briefing at 9:30 pm.

Australia time.

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I read that right after I posted. I assumed he was in California atm.

Tail-landing has one real problem, and this picture perfectly illustrates it. Unloading in a gravity well is a real problem. John Clarke did a ton of research into this and came up with a much better side-landing design years ago.

It's a relatively small problem for the benefits. SpaceX is built around tail landed rockets

STREAM HAS STARTED

Elon looks older

Ill give you a bump before I go to sleep. Hope your thread stays up.

Larping pseudo scientist hypes illiterate uneducated fanbois in 3..2..1...

Hi I'm Elon Musk....

it's time for 50 minutes of UHHHHHHHHHHHH

inb4 nuke the martian poles

fucking faggot

ELON'S SPAGHETTI

it takes him a minute to stutter out something that should take 5-10seconds. I'll wait for the write-up

you can just tell he's taken some anxiety pills

he's always like this, he's 80% spaghetti

i probably would too if I were dragging humanity into interplanetary species status

JOOOOOOOHN MAAAAAAADEEEEEN

Faggot trying to live his fantasies with taxpayer gibs

THE FLOOR IS SPAGHETTI

AEIOU

This talk could be cut down by whole order of magnitude if he didn't stutter.

looks like it

GET THAT MAN SOME BETA-BLOCKERS

That he said "fucking", not falcon

falocon 9 is circumsized

why is elon so fucking autistic?

can we just put Elon in one of his rockets and launch it at the sun

Because he's an engineer designing spaceships not working on his social skills? Who cares.

100 people per flight to mars
3-6 months trip

this morning i was hearing that he wants to put 1 million people on mars by 2030.

MAGA

Would you go to Mars next year if you could never come back?

The guy is the biggest scam artist on the face of the Earth.

SPIT IT OUT ELON.....FUCK!!

Depends on the conditions. If I could get a typical style job on Mars growing crops and still have free time, I would.

wwwww-ith th-th-the r-revenue i-i uhhh

you probably said the same thing when he thought up paypal, tesla, spacex, and solarcity.

mars would be too cold for me. i wonder how hot it gets there considering it is farther away from the sun.

he's calmer now, the xanax must have kicked in

ww....we....wwww....we could....s...s.....ss...sa....save....m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.m.mmmm.....m.m.m.m.m.m.mmmm.mmmmmm......m.m.m.m......money.....i.i.i.i.if...if...www.w.w.w.weee....

~Elon Musk

WE FUTURE NOW

we're going to the moon boys!

Why would he not use teleprompters if he's this bad at giving speeches?

From what I remember it ranges from blistering cold to searing hot? How much heat the plannet gets is based on atmosphere not distance.

sure as long as no niggers were going

that doesn't work, his autism makes the teleprompter stutter

>when elon musk became current year guy

No. I didn't. But solar city is a fucking joke. Hes playing ridiculous shell games with his assests. And those Tesla model 3s are pieces of shit and he loses money with every car that rolls off the lot. Elon Musk is basically Steve Jobs for people that hate Apple. It's a cult.

Checked.

Wiki says -120F to maybe 35F on average. It might be all air conditioned or some shit in massive greenhouse domes so the temperature could be decent.

Ro....r....r.....roc.....r.r.r.r.....rockets.....in.in.in.iiiii....in.in....s.....s....ss..ssssss....spa............SPACE.....B.B.B.B.B....BBBB
.....BITCES

The only time it should be used is in the context of making humanity multiplanetary.

Space is a lie, and spaceboy is broke. Tesla will fold soon enough.

Elon Musk will change his mind on the Mars mission and instead decide to create a homeland for whites on the Moon.

FUCKING 2022?

youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

The moon can't be landed on, nor reached.

>what is the van-allen radiation belt

dumbasses

i'd go

ssp

nasa is for the public


Cosmic security clearance

>shipping niglets from Africa in under 30 minutes
Shit

New York to Shanghai 27 mins
Los Angeles to Sidney 29 mins

Elon Musk!!!!!! Freaking awesome bro!

Anywhere in the world in less than 30 mins.

MAGA!!

That had a very culty feel to it

He's actually suggesting we ICBM people across the world. Absolute madman.

Nasa Satan

Biggest (((fraud))) in history

They're belts not spheres, you can go around them.

bow before your god Elon

FUCKING SPACE PLANES

TY SPECTRUM GOD ELON

he's going to put troops in it, just watch

I'm pretty sure cults are actually led by someone who's charismatic.

You just wrecked my hype bro! Fuck that would be amazingly cool tho, (not the niglet) but anywhere on Earth within 30 minutes?

nope. no can do in a papermache toy.

this is a cult only for people with autism

Redpill me on Elon Musk.

This doesn't seem feasible. The thing at the end, suggesting the rocket could be used for long-distance travel on Earth, gives me the impression that he's exaggerating.

this shit is psychotic levels of opportunism

just admit it Elon, if you send these people to Mars they aint coming back

Thats what Apollo did.

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>musk comes out
>tells the world the landing was a hoax
>rips off his mask and reveals his scaly skin
>warns humanity to chill tfo

kubrik filmed the hoax. they killed him before he could reveal the truth

Adderall is a hell of a drug

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he just want's some more money, this dude is the biggest con artist ever

>mexicans to new york in under 30 minutes
oh no

I really hope that Surviving Mars game turns out well.

We will ICBM you anywhere for the small price of 10 000 dollars!

But seriously what a mad man. most countries will not allow it because they have fancy anti missile systems and to allow "friendly" missiles to go to your capital city every hour just seems insane. Gonna wait when an automatic anti missile system shoots one of those rockets by accident.

holy shit

this was truly mind blowing. the part where he shows people traveling to most anywhere on the planet in less than 30 minutes for what we consider currently to be long distance trips?

That was Elon Musk's version of "One more thing"
I'm so turned on right now.

This is the most obvious r*ddit faggot I've seen in a long time.

No worse than when passenger jets get shot down by missiles.

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oy vey get fucked

short airline stock

Checked, Kek will this.

>Elon Musk makes drop pods

>Sup Forums unironically believes in outer space

It's kinda sad, honestly.

>w-w-w-we are d-d- um uhhh y- with- de-declaring w...ar on you-you for... ... ... ... ... uh we start n-now

there's a fuckload of reasons to believe he's exaggerating, or at very least being fucking nuts optimistic. for a dude whose company has yet to work up the balls to put a human up on the dragon capsule, 5 years to 100 people on a single rocket is optimistic as fuck.

I don't think he's a con artist - I think he's just a fanboy with money to blow.

this kind of shit will happen one day but not in 5 years.

Imagine if that becomes popular, you'll hear sonic booms all day long if you live near one of the landing pads

Are you an autism?

thats why they're boarding a boat you inbred nigger

I think that's why the launchpads are at sea.

I don't know how they're going to balance a Saturn V tier rocket on a boat though.

Wow! Radical tech, Elon!

it's (((them))). this is paid-for thread by yours truly, mossad

they have whole rooms of workers for this kind of job. paid (((shills)) really

They had to destroy gof with fake science otherwise they would never be able to make their narrative. this is one if their pillars.

newsflash kikes. god is real, and he's coming after you

This Mars city will happen.
for inter-planet travel its like HEY KIDS GET IN THE ROCKET WE GOTTA VISIT GRANDMA sounds like another 9/11 in the making desu.