Konosuba OVA thread

Konosuba OVA thread

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Undead boobs

Can we not

First for lewd Aqua-sama giving out anal orgasms.

WHO /ADJUSTING/ HERE

BOSS
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There is no peace, Kazuma.

>tumblr talking phone poster

Even if you're right, fuck off.

What does this face convey?

Someone please explain to me the ass to mouth thing please.

there is so much wrong with this post I'm not sure where to go with it.

please leave, Sup Forums is not for you

Is there a subbed webum of him shoving his cock in Megumin's face yet?

I want to commit necrophilia

MY DICK

I'm just saying there's a thread that was already made. If it's there already there's no need to make another.

>they kept the same OP and ED

Honestly there is no way s2 could top them.

Put dick in girl's shithole.
Pull it out.
Put it into girl's mouth.
It's even better when it's a different girl's mouth.

DON'T BULLY

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This is not reddit, fuck off.

>All these fags talking about assholes

Honestly do you people ever talk about pussy or are you all closet fags?

It took me like 4 rounds to notice he was holding a glass of juice because I was staring at the tits rest of the time

Megumin enjoys that a little too much.

>megu bulge

Half the thread was talking about Wiz vag scent, user pls.

>that darkness breast sag animation that actually behaves properly

Those animators love natural boobs.

Megumin seems a little happy about it.

YunYun had a cute tiny packet as well.

So, what DOES it smell like?

>Making a loliko do such lewd thing

This OVA.

> manages to make them all kinds of lewd stuff
> doesn't get any action out of it

So he's still just a beta trying to act alpha?

I need to learn to be able to bully Megumin so I can live the life. Currently I'm stuck at step -1000 where I just want to pick her up and cuddle her and force my tongue down her throat as I pet her petite figure.

How do I learn to bully her, Sup Forums?

Iit's been decided at the end of the last thread. petrichor

Rotting corpse buried under six feet wet ground.

Speaking of it.
Why do women do it?
Are they doing it on purpose or unconsciously do it without realizing?

ITT: total anal devastation

Did he actually cum from that? Did all the girls see his milk spurting? Did it hit Megumin in the face?

korean zombie flashbacks

>Have constipation
>keep giving myself a warm enema
>Still won't come out
>Reach inside my butthole with my middle finger, maybe I can break up whatever massive hard shitload I have
>Go as deep as I can
>Feel big, fleshy swell

Do... do I have a tumor in my ass?

He knows not to push it too much. They'd let him die immediately if he overdid it.

we can only hope.

Yes, but what's that got to do with konosuba?

AS109

oh shit don't remind me

WTF, take this blog shit to Sup Forums, they might like it there. this is just fucking disgusting.

He values their friendship obviously.
He's not gonna ruin it by making a wish like "I want to impregnate every single one of you by force except for Aqua, but I guess I'll stick it in Aqua's shitter".

Is it hard?

His stuff is hot as fuck

You'll never prolapse Megumins womb ;_;

butt apparently the after effects of his pleasure were pretty bad.

Having someone suck your dick after performing anal penetration.
The act of anal sex indelibly stains your cock with the taste of human shit-cavity, making oral a horrifyingly unpleasant prospect. Because there often isn't any visual indication that your cock is mired in the repugnant bouquet of human wastematter, it can be an unpleasant and highly unsanitary surprise to the adventurous but uneducated, hence "never go ass-to-mouth" being a widespread meme cautioning against it.

Some people still get off to the idea because the thought of the compelled degradation, humiliation and domination of their partner is a powerful angle.

EVERYTHING!

Really happy with how this turned out. I can't wait for S2.

No it's kinda spongey.

>came so hard he turned into a bishie

Truly the master of defloration.

>stains your cock with the taste of human shit-cavity
>Not reading Sup Forums anal guide

Go to doctor.

Actually it can taste very good, assuming the proper measures have been taken to clean beforehand

Yunyun went full Aquafaec.

Oh sure it's fine for everyone to talk about fucking a girl's ass and then making them suck your shit-stained cock but talk about constipation and suddenly you get prudish? Fuck you man.

To be honest, if I had a girl like Megumin suck my dick after anal, I'd rather have her (or YunYun's) shit on my dick.

>ass to mouth with full scat

Now that's disgusting

Aqua is contagious.

OK, she gets one chance to clean it off with her piss.

What was he actually trying to do here?

That's more acceptable

Yeah probably for the best. Hard to think I got a tumor since the last time I shoved my finger up there (2 weeks ago) but you never know.

He wanted her to snap it off. Kazuma is not above a little CBT.

Prove that you are a cute 2D lolikko.
Then you can blog about the insides of your asshole as much as you want.

>these threads

You came to the wrong neighborhood, Megumin. Now bend over.

Crimson demons don't go to the bathroom.

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Same director, same magic.

Praise the lord.

Their little reaction there was priceless

Korean Zombie got incredibly boring in S2.
Hope that won't happen with konosuba

Chuuni kazuma best kazuma

>you will NEVER be this boss
>you will NEVER get a lap pillow from Wiz

why even live? If I die I might have a better chance

I think that was the fault of the source material.

>I got a tumor
Don't worry, it's spongebob squarepants toy that you forgot in there.

We can only hope.

Konosuba is a better source material, but it got quite popular mid-season and money talks.

Do it. You die you get sent to a magical world where things like this happen.

You are boobs. Boobs.

so it's okay for a guy to get anally raped but if a guy makes lewd comments about a girl it's punishable by death?

d-do nips really find this funny?

REMOVE cowtits.

I missed the silliness of this show

S2 when?

I'd say vol 3 is a little weaker than what they did in S1, but the rest that should be S2 will be gold.

Double standards etc

well tell us what the doctor says user.

Because men can take a joke without making it about them personally.

Autist-kun, go away.

I feel there's a story behind this...but it's so funny I don't mind not knowing for now.

> stream of hot water under high pressure shooting into his asshole

Depending on the amount of pressure and temperature the water had, he could have taken some serious damage.

Megumin wants them titties and resents Yunyun for her bust.

Yeah, he's lucky he got a prostate orgasm out of it instead of ending up like Mr. Hands.

just out of interest, how would people react if this happened to a girl?

Likely something along the lines of "I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going."

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This was hilarious.

would be forever known as an anal slut by the fandom.

What's with their names?