How do we stop the obesity epidemic?

how do we stop the obesity epidemic?

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We don't. Let it happen and natural selection will run it's course

By killing fat people
t. fatass

Communism

Militarize the civilian populace, have the military run and control the education system and culture including Hollywood, reeducate the cucks to be uncucked, or just sell Cali to the Norks.

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Review food only when running in empty

>people unironically think universal healthcare wouldnt immediately bankrupt this country

Mandatory assisted suicide

I've learned to like the obesity crisis. It's another way that I can feel superior being that I'm well within my BMI range.

Stop the obesity epidemic with a Dodge Challenger

Stop eating gluten. There is literally nothing of nutritional value from the molecule. It's like CFC for your body's immune system.

If that shit makes it into your brain, then you loose cognitive functionality (gluten ataxia).

Seriously, that stuff kills you slowly and in high quantities, overburdens your immune system.

we've all been there.

But after a while you realise it's a fucking problems also for you, in many minor ways.

Higher costs of national healthcare (well, not for burgers, but you still get fucked by private companies), massive number of shitty fast food chains that make downtowns look ugly, fat and disgusting people on the streets that you have to look on/ sometimes smell.

It's a plague.

Build wall
Remove Mexicans

WTF

freedom is a beautiful thing

what video is that from?

Yeah, I agree, but I try to look on the bright side. Obesity here in the states is getting much worse with no end in sight. Only a dictator can get these people into shape. Pun intended.

Bombs in all new motorized scooters, set to explode at the same time in six months or so. Gets rid of land whales, crypt keepers, and potatoes. Medical costs were never lower.

Where do you find a non-fat white woman?

Thow them to war, ofc.
Army makes you thin.

On top of a nigger

Use a flamethrower the fat will burn away.

Regressive taxes on junk food would help.

The reality is that it's cheaper to shove carbs and sugar in everything then give people real food with taste. The lower classes will continue to eat this shit.

Tons of people switched off from school lunches when Michelle Obama tried to make them healthier because making cheap lunches with okay nutrition made the food taste shitty and bland.

The gym, you faggot.

Allow insurance companies to charge more for fatties. nature will do the rest.

Natural selection always takes its course after they've had a chance to multiply. There's always going to be fat people.

Is he white?

I hate eating and I hate watching other people eat. It's best to ignore them and surround yourself with likeminded people.

Legalize mandatory assisted recreational homicide

literally just stop eating.
Then you'll also have money for that rent you whine about.

We should tax sugar and empty carb products like we do tobacco we also need to raise taxes on alcohol. If a half gallon of ice cream costs 12 bucks and a bag of potato chips 7 bucks then people will lay off.

Turn America to glass

Not in the US I guess

TV bingewatching culture contributes to obesity. There are millions of people who do nothing but eat and watch Netflix 10 hours a day. So cut off all streaming services for morbidly obese people.

I'm wondering the same. Where I live, just about every woman who isn't obese is taken, and the non-obese ones who aren't taken are usually single mothers.
This has lead to a strange "epidemic" where thin, average looking guys have to settle with absolute hamplanets. I see thin male obese female couples all the time, but rarely ever the reverse.
It makes mail-order brides all the more tempting, desu.

We're literally doing the opposite of that by letting them reproduce and giving them cutting edge healthcare that allows them to pass their bad habits on.

hellooo

>use the military to fix a problem created by the military

How retarded, the only solution is to cut all agricultural subsidies that would raise the price of food and remove the supply of corn to be put in everything.

>savage af to fatties
>is fat himself

BASED FATASS

Make food ridiculously expensive. Put everyone in "fat camps" aka conentration camps, make them work hard labour all day for a slice of bread

smart thinking, I also think our current military needs restructuring before it takes control of society, I just feel that without strong nationalism and a militarized youth my generation became weak and dishonorable

Take the poisons and drugs OUT of our food. As well as the GMO crap. The growth hormones use in live stock also affect people, and are not destroyed by cooking.

Goodbye, dork.

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Nationalism is enforced by culture not by the state. Also being outdoorsy and physically active is a much better idea than militarizing the youth. Also giving further powers to the military would worsen the problem. A huge part of food processing came from the US military who wanted to simplify supply chains and extend shelf life for food. If they were given more funding and power they would make the food supply even more artificial to make it more efficient and it would result in more and cheaper food. Reducing government power and stronger culture are the only solution.

i agree with everything

if I saw something IRL I would run there with phone filming everything and laugh at and insult the fatass

Yeah, around here if you want an attractive girl you usually have to steal her from another guy. Then you have someone you know has a history of branch swinging so they're not relationship material. And it's probably not the first time she's been "stolen".

You're one step ahead. The government gives billions in subsidies for corn, soy, and other products, the building blocks of junk food. Start by taking those away, or move them to fruits and vegetables. Then junk food won't be cheaper than healthy food.

Also end junk food advertising on TV like we did cigarettes.

By voting for comunists. They will solve obesity problem very fast

Say what you want its a side effect of capitalism and as long as the food is tasty and cheap there will always be fatfags, then again as long as it puts money in someones pocket

Fatshame.
Spread and redpill people everywhere about how disgusting and unhealthy being fat is. Actually, do so for all kinds of eating disorders.

Corn subsidies are the worst, it's why everything is filled with HFCS which is garbage and tastes shittier than regular sugar.

Good luck winning Iowa and rural Illinois if you get rid of corn subsidies though.

10% Ethanol in gas is the biggest boondoggle, since it takes more than a gallon of gasoline to make a gallon of ethanol.

I guess she couldn't hold it long enough to get to the supermarket.

Joey is HOT

Retire
All
Government
Employees

In the US he is

lol

+1

I know.

Fuck the government. Every destructive thing it does cannot be undone.

>junk food is cheaper than healthy food
That's a meme tho
Unless your buying pre sliced apples or some gay shit like that

>Free smells

No healthcare.
Pay transportation tickets based on weight and volume like shipping parcels.
If you want to be a fat fuck, I'll be more than happy to sell you food. But I ain't paying for your shit life choices.

This guy is physically revolting. I can't even look at him without reching.

end sugar/corn subsidies. reclassify refined sugar as a chronic toxic and regulate the amount that is allowed in food. force corporations to provide more accurate nutrition lables, and instead of spending a month each year in publc school teaching children that 'blacks invented peanut butter', replace those lessons with introductionary courses in nutrition so they fully understand how their body metabolizes food and can make informed decisions.

How is a lack of self control a product of capitilism? Or you fat? Because I'm not and I have more then enough money to buy all the cream pies I want!

Wrong way around faggots

teach the basics of nutrition and sports at school. Worked for me (German), even though it was VERY basic - at least it was something.

Stop subsidizing shitty food.
When you can eat 10k calories of shitty food for 10 bucks a day people will do it.

how was that chicken's life worth less than that disgusting fuck?

it's always the most worthless 'human' waste that consumes vast quantities of cruelly generated meat

gather up 21 obese people and make then get down on their knees in front of a large school and, one by one, shoot harpoons through their skulls. Make sure the blood splatters on the children
Perhaps this will remind them of the serious detriment overeating can have to your health.

natural selection favors the most adaptable, obesity is adaptable right now.
by the time it isn't there wont be anyone who isn't obese

My boner just went from being an outie to an innie :(

One down, about 3.5 million to go

Stop giving medicade, medicare, and social security to the obese. They'll get thin or die

Make obesity against the law
Create fat prisons.
The prisons will be operated and guarded by people who hate fat people, so there is little chance to smuggle in junk food.
No commissary.
Nothing but good healthy foods and exercise.
Once they are in a target BMI, the people will have their excess skin removed, and then released from fat prison.
Should they enter obesity again, instead of given healthy food, they will be put in the SHU and on a starvation program.
Should they enter obesity after that, death.

Move to Venezuela

Reviewbrah really put on some weight....

We could become a socialist state. That seems to take care of obesity.

BRAPPPPP

>well, not for burgers,
We have like a hundred million people who's healthcare is covered by the government, and most of them are even older and fatter than the general population

This, just let them die.

KeK wills it

Take the time to watch Dr. Jason Fung's 6 part series on youtube.

He explains in very clear and thorough terms how your body reacts to food.

It is up to you what to do with the knowledge, but if you remain obese after knowing what he teaches then it is your choice.

I have lost 82 pounds in 14 months and I eat very well and healthy. It is very easy.

That's actually a reasonable solution.
Make fattie put down the fork or death will be on their doorstep

stop welfare
fat tax if above 35 BMI
Just like how alcoholist are sentenced to assist help groups, fatties should fat with other recovered fatties

synthetic meat production using bioreactors that convert cheap carb crops like corn and wheat to proteins

His dick isn't even connected anymore wtf

Is this why black men like obese women? Because they both share barbaric, disgusting behavior?

mandatory health regulations in school
make it impossible to get health insurance if you are purposefully killing yourself with food

but i guess this is the price you pay for living in a 'free' country

Fuck you, retard. PREPARED healthfood is more expensive than PREPARED junkfood because the former has a shelf life of 2 days while the latter has a shelf life of 2 months, or more. If you want to eat vegetables cheaply, just buy them by the pound and learn to fucking cook, they barely cost anything unless you buy exotics or out of season

>eight hour work days are the norm, sometimes an excess of 12
>this is typically spent sitting and wallowing in perpetual stress either self-invented or imposed
>not counting errands that have to be ran either during the weekend or at lunch break
>only fast options are unhealthy greasy garbage; average workplace cafeteria has a wealth of this
>media is packed full of photoshopped underwear models with perfect impossible aesthetics
>normal people ask themselves "why bother?" since only a strict diet and 2 hours exercise every day could ever give them that look
>everyone else is fat as well so their misery has company
>no one actually knows what a healthy body looks like, even a tiny pinch of skin plummets self confidence
>doctors keep increasing "acceptable" bmi to the point where a blatantly flabby sack of shit can be categorized as healthy
>the more fat unhappy idiots there are the more every major conglomerate in the country profits

Yeah, why are people so fat?

>taxed out the ass to pay for literal leeches and genetic dead ends
>free

seriously, 5 bucks can get you like 10 bags of vegetables
lettuce costs like 79 cents a head
bananas,apples, etc are all cheap
they're addicted to the chemicals in the fast food

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What a load of momscience horse shit. Gluten is no different from any other plant protein if you don't have celiac disease

>lettuce
>not baby spinach

This is why you're fight, Jamalreus

Do like me
>mega fatass 515 pnds
>restrict meals to two a day
Lost 70 pnds so far

did you not see the quotations you fucking chink?
we don't live in a free country, we're only free to act like degenerates and kill ourselves with GMO laced food

This produces a nation of whores of and alphas
we are becoming monkeys