Helmet is such an underrated fetish

Helmet is such an underrated fetish.

>having a fetish for helmets
>not caring about the fact that the depicted helmet is an abomination

Can you say that again?

Yeah, too bad characters everywhere eschews helmets - If you can only have one piece of armor, Helmet is the one to go

>B-but muh heroic/villainous distictive visages

Well, give them unique helmets that become the part of their identity - thats why Knights/Samurai uses colourful decorative helmets with lots of feathers/horns/crests/etc

>BTW armets>sallets

>Pickelhaube-spike at the top
>eye slits not protruding away from the helmet
>huge breathing slits, even on the right side

>having shit tastes in helmets
fuck off

The spike is there for a reason.

>If you can only have one piece of armor, Helmet is the one to go
Maybe in modern warfare, but for medieval combat I'd probably prefer body armor.
Even with the helmet you'd still have to keep your head out of harms way, since it would deflect the blows towards your neck.

>far left

Thickfag pls

probably because they must smell something awful under there

>Still fapping to girls in armors
>Not just suits of armors themselves

Her face is as chubby as her fat.

noice

post helmets

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CUTE

Morbidly obese even for that day and age

Get out.

don't be a faggot user

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This is a great series that also boobs.

My fetish is gauntlets. How much weirder is it compared to helmets?

Gauntlets are classy. So long as you don't go for mittens, which are disgusting.

Mittens are cute but not sexy.

breh I'm not normally a defender of thick-chicks but that's no worse that fat; not obese to extent.

Do I offer Blood Dregs to her?

>You will never feel the cold metal wrapping around your throbbing erection.

> see that pic on /tg/ like five times
> think it's a gag image
> it's actually a manga

Feels bad man

it's ok

vivian a cute

>3D
Delete your post, leave Sup Forums, and don't come back

Why don't you just buy some gauntlets?
There's plenty of armor smiths.

mittents are so practical tho

Shit's expensive user

I'm not denying that. I just don't like how they look.

do you like what you see user?

>no helmet
>no cuisses
>no faulds
>no pauldrons

>>//out/

Pretty good mate. Maybe the "sleeves" are a tad too short though.

pls

A bad "sword", a bad "breast plate", and not enough armor to fill out the gaps.

i think it's made that way to allow maximum wrist movement

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Arms get braces niggen; demi-gauntlets are superior in every way.

>being practical
boring

> parts on the outside of the arm
Speaking of braces, those are disgusting.

>not being practical
plebeian

I'm happy to die with a boner rather than live without a boner

> I think that's field armor and not parade armor
10/10 user, stay classy.

I would stab her in the heart with my thick sword if you know what I mean.

That looks like a motorcycle helmet with racing stripes. Holy shit.

>if you know what I mean.
Actually, I can't tell whether you mean titfucking or woundfucking

Vivian a sexy

>19 people talking about how much they want to fuck waifus wearing heavy, cold and sharp gear
never change, Sup Forums.

> being practical

exactly what the enemy would expect.

I would rather the giant myself

What do you mean you don't want to fuck this?

Some surprises do not give you an advantage on the battlefield.

That's a big girl.

> sharp
Not normally, actually. Shit was curved to deflect and allow for parts to slide over them selves.
Frankly I'm delighted to find an honorary arms n' armor thread outside of /tg/.

She's already dead.

She still lives on inside my heart.

but they make for one hell of a story

vivian can pull knives literally out of her ass

What's the name of this manga?

>male Giants are cartoonish airheads
>female Giants are total sexy babes

>choosing the bumpkin instead of the other one

With ass like this she can hold everything including my dick.
Stravaganza
That makes the male giants suprisingly even more moe than the giant women.

i have breathing problem looking at those pic

people talking about how much they want to fuck waifus wearing heavy, cold and sharp gear

make that 18

disregard waifus, obtain armor

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You know... I think I'll stick with the one where I don't murder a perfectly good knight.

You haven't cleared up anything.

why not both?

it's actually a light cavalry helm from 1510

here's the rest of the armor

>not having a murder boner from killing female knights.

>perfectly good knight
>wearing such shit armor

don't worry user, that's not a perfectly good knight

Being fat was a sign of weath in that era.

i'm fairly certain those are meant for parades/showing off rather than combat, hence why they're missing breathing holes. can't deny how great they look tho

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this.
i still find it hard to believe but apparently it was something desireable. if you look at some of paintings or statues they always were chubby.

>hideous Japanese 2-4 Kusari instead of superior European 1-in-4 Mail, as she supposed to wear

Oh I meant perfectly good for an orc such as myself obviously I don't plan on her winning any battles.

As long as she can say the words "confound you just kill me right now." then the weak armor is a bonus.

Mirka is cute and all but the Bumpkin is more fun. Olivia being a princess helps too

Literally this guy.
Must feels good to be a thicc fag in that era.

>meant perfectly good for an orc such as myself

did you just RP as an orc

>10/10 would stab, thrust, and woundfuck my way in through their bosom, ribs, and guts

Orcs are cool, bro.

But comically oversized warhammers are not.

Helmet thread? Helmet thread

That's a shit helmet and you should feel bad.

>fat
>ugly
>live in dungeon(basement)

Sometimes art imitates life user.

orc is an entire genre of hentai

>He doesn't like big weapons.
Do you really need to scroll this low just to know about it?

VROOM VROOM

his design is literally based on that helmet, which for some reason belonged to Henry VIII circa ~1500.

i have no idea why anyone would have that thing commissioned back in the day but it happened.

Hane please. Your anime is over.