Why is goddess such a worst girl?

Why is goddess such a worst girl?

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she's not worst girl, she's not even a "girl". she's a fucking mascot character (basically a pet). like Elsie from TWGOK

Because how could anyone compete with the true goddess Megumin?

Mah nigga!

fuck Aqua

No, I'd rather fuck Megumi

She's good in the sense that she's an awful person which is refreshing.

I've never craved pears so badly in my life.

Aqua is useless.

I want to fuck her mouth

It should be illegal for goddesses to be flat.

>not liking flat
What are you fucking gay?
Flat is justice.

For a deity?
Pathetic is what it is.

>Pathetic
How is it possible to misspell "perfect" so catastrophically?

>Flat
Confirmed a shit

Shut the fuck up, nerd.

LC was the absolute BEST girl!!!

Shit taste

>talking shit about LC
I bet you don't even like firetrucks.

She is the funniest girl that is certain

I didn't know the OVA was out. Time for more Aqua.
Thank you, but also fuck you.

so when the fuck did flatfags become a tinhg? pedophila? repressed homosexuality? I like any chest on the right girl, but when it comes down to it big boobs are just so fucking superior.

no meme answers, I really don't get the DFC thing

I agree 100%, but if the girl has tits the size of Neptune I'm outtie

i love this

of course there's such a thing as grossly huge, but how the fuck could a straight man prefer a little boys chest over boobs?

It comes down to the face of whoever has the tits imo. If they have a pretty face then body doesn't matter as much but it still matters. When it comes to Megumin, I say her face outweighs her chest. I also think this is why trap fetishes are a legitimate thing.

Pedos and homosexuals. Look at the board you're own, it's mostly societies' rejects.
It's far from a majority opinion with straight men, don't take Sup Forums opinions as something actually common.

Its cute because they look like little girls

I'm a reject myself, got kicked out of my house and school and am living off of the goverment

I don't also get how hair length is relevant to femininity/masculinity when boobs can be optional for allegedly "straight" men.

It would seem Sup Forums prefers little boys and justifies it with a false femininity trait of long hair, over girls with notable breasts and any length of hair

What. What episode is this from, I don't remember this scene.

The OVA my friend

Fuck I still haven't watched it.

Thanks user

watch it asap, its honestly amazing.

Drop whatever you're doing and watch it

This thread is too bright. Can I get some Darkness around here?

torrent just finished, brb

She's dumb and annoying but damn if I wouldn't that goddess.

I don't give a shit about breast size, but the "short haired girl is a boy XD" meme is the dumbest and the most annoying thing I've ever seen in this board.

Will we ever get an Inuyasha scenario where the girls come to Japan instead?

Aqua being a pain in the ass to the MC was a saving grace of the series. LN protagonists get wanked too much by circumstances and characters.

I don't give a shit about breast size either, but it's when people prefer a flat chest that I begin to wonder.

The fucking short hair meme though, it's fucking retarded. Hair has absolutely no relevance to sexuality in any way. It's a false trait, a trait which does not actually have relevance to something but which has been associated with it to a large degree. For example, red is often associated with ferraris, but it would still be just as much a ferrari if it was any other color.

How does one make whiny-but-cute sounds like Aqua?
You always have to cry "ah-ha-ha-ha" at the end of each whine.

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Konosuba is like It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Bad things happening to bad people.

Probably not, depends on what Kazuma wishes for at the end.

Would be nice to see Megumin's reaction to nukes though.

Wow they killed Kazuma afterwards?

Crazy bitches man.

I like to think in my head-canon that Aqua asphyxiated him with mean farts that only her stinky no-pan bum could produce.

yeah

don't remind autist-kun

>Megumin in school swimsuit when

lol i came to this doujin last night

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She's craving so hard for Kazuma lust
OVA was 10/10

Praise Aqua

They always are, just look at Hestia and Nyaruko.
Around here we call them "seasonal waifu that gets whored the fuck out for BD sales and merchandise then tossed aside like a common disease-ridden slut to make way for the next one", though thankfully we're past the worst of it.
Obviously I'm referring to Umaru.

describe ways you would bully lalatina

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bathe her in water that's too cold

Holy shit, they actually killed him.

I want to sexually fuck Wiz.

Marry her off to a nice man.

I want to financially fuck Wiz.

not hit her
not call her names
not humiliate her
would savagely scratch her on the head gently

you fucking monster


same

tickle HER AMAZING ABS

Yunyun butt is a miracle of the universe

>finish OVA
>depressed because no new content
>decide to re-read the ln
>already on book 3

Goddamnit it is gonna be a long time until january

Man why doesn't she look like that in the Anime? Fucking Deen.

There's just something so amazing about Megumin's design.
That color scheme, that hat, even the hair. Everything is perfect. I don't know how they did it.

budget

moeblobs are cheap to animate

Find everything that doesn't trigger her masochist fits and relentlessly hit them.

Megumin is for teens
Aqua is for adults
Lalatina is for old men
Wiz is for ../ss/..

>Megumin is for teens
>Aqua is for frogs
>Lalatina is for adults
>Wiz is for old men

fixed.

She look so much better in the anime.

I agree. Anime Darkness appears more like a muscle girl, which is its own appeal to compete with the other girls. LN Darkness is much more closer to Saber in appearance.

Use Bind on her, then Steal continuously until she's almost naked, then I'll stop and leave her.