I'M IN EASTERN FINLAND AND THE FOREST IS ON FIRE
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
NATO PLS HELP
RUSSIA IS ATTACKING FINLAND
Isaiah Johnson
Carson Williams
...
Luis Wright
...
Lucas Nguyen
>NATO PLS HELP
funny guy
So you think you can suck russian cock until the hell breaks loose - and then NATO will come and help you?
Julian Lopez
It's a UKROP false flag because they're pissed their ammo depots keep 'sploding.
Jackson Campbell
perkele!!!!!!!!!!!
Dominic Miller
youtube.com
perkele satana
Owen Peterson
I didnt hear anything about this on Skyking radio
Camden Davis
Meanwhile what is REALLY happening in funland.
Brayden Martinez
...
Caleb Ward
>finnsgols return home under the motherly wing of the Russian empire
Cooper Evans
Gib them vodka. Whole boatload. Drunk green men can not walk. Can get boatloads of vodka from Tallinn. Hurry. Bring coffers of euros.
Colton Young
Oh we'll give them vodka alright.
Luke Reyes
Liquid for those you can get from Norway.
Ayden Jackson
Perkele vittu
Jonathan Mitchell
Stop shelling Mainila, Finns! You started this!
Xavier Thomas
>tfw molotovs are still the only anti-tank weapon in finnish army
Sebastian King
Anti-tank? No, those are for the civilians when we unleash our kaukopartio death squads. Russians are vermin that need to be eradicated.
Nathan Powell
k, stahp, no bully pls
Jaxson Brown
Wai?
Adam Wood
I just heard the nuclear weapon loading sounds
Elijah Ortiz
F
Levi Gray
shitposting irl
doing this from now on
Blake Collins
Thanks to Russians the Finnish language and culture still exists you utter spastic
Don't forget you were part of the Russian empire and the privileges and rights you were granted under Czar Alexander
Compare that with how Swedes thrrated you prior and what findland would've been today if you never left swedish rule
But I don't expect an answer because you're a braindead spastic parroting your governments programming about muh russssssha
Wyatt Stewart
Finland is rightful Russian clay. Just surrender and stop whining
Jack Thompson
Nice
Jaxon Rogers
How does snow catch on fire?
Juan Martinez
Finns piss in it and since their piss is 200 Proof, it will make anything burn.
Landon Morales
>mfw WW3 because someone's sauna burned down
Kevin Thompson
Not for a lack of trying on their part:
wen.wikipedia.org
We were fortunate to get out when we did.
And fuck swedes too of course, they deserve everything they're getting now; couldn't have happened to a more deserving people.
Landon Fisher
I'd start a war if someone burned my cabin's sauna down. I built it from trees I felled on the Back 40, cut by hand and with stones I dug from a dry riverbed all by myself.
Austin Baker
Based.
Pics of sauna?
Sebastian Fisher
Sorry, serkku. Never bothered to take any photos and it's all the way out by Kaleva, so this thread would be archived by the time I went and took some.
Owen Brown
DO YOU FINNS
WHO WHO THIS MAN IS?
Isaac Carter
>143364099
know**
Logan Fisher
>He is sissy man
>He is no Kauppinen
Oliver Hill
THIS IS REAL! I LIVE IN LAPPEENRANTA (near russian border) AND I HEAR NUCLEAR WEAPON LOADIND SOUNGS OUT OF MY TAP!! SEND HELP, NATO!!
Carson Young
SAVE LENNU!!!
Jaxon Stewart
lads I'm getting worried, think I heard sirens going off
is it happening?
Elijah Reed
Yes, he is mrjuha82
Brody Jenkins
You'll be alright, you guys are born in saunas.
It will be breeze.
Aaron Wood
William Sullivan
Ruskies burn to death, Finns just take off their t-shirt and say, "Perkele, I hate dry saunas."
Bentley Lopez
War is terrible
Gavin Fisher
...
Henry Morris
Kek
Luke Diaz
don't worry finland, im on my way
Isaiah Butler
is he a legend on the finnish message boards?
Grayson Lee
...
Grayson Cox
cool story bro
Leo Roberts
He is very intellectual shitposter.
Alexander Morales
i have his address. order him shit
Levi Hughes
Finland is not NATO member. Ask your cucked friends in Sweden for help, or maybe you should go to sweden and get blacked.
Jonathan Wright
Are you kidding? It's the way to Valhalla.
I'm fucking stoked
Asher Peterson
Burn in hell fin niggers
Dominic Collins
I stumbled upon this while infiltrating the russian defense perimeters, still unsure about it!
Landon Gomez
lol it was me.
I'm HotFyah
Oliver Harris
>driving fins out with fire
das rite
Michael Baker
>Valhalla.
>Fenno-Swede detected.
I hope Tuonen piika meets me to take me to Tuonela.
Grayson Flores
Oi vittu mets põleb!!
Eli Gomez
This isn't the end, it's not even the beginning of the end but it could be the end of the Finnish.
Kayden Davis
Ära muretse!
Sebastian Ward
EBIN
Blake Cruz
I hope the metsäpeura are safe.
:'(
Matthew Young
FINLAND NO!!!!!!!!
Ryder Ortiz
Lennu for president
Owen Gutierrez
My theory is Lennu is an alien (the species that brought Finns to Earth, because we all know Finns are AyyLMAOs) and he is controlling Sauli to build up Finland for the takeover of the world.
Brandon Richardson
Lennu pulls fine Finnish bitches.