Be Hitler

>Be Hitler
>Start a war to gain more land
>Lose land instead
>Now most hated person in world
Has there ever been a more epic fail in history?

my life

>Be Raphi
>Be an (((Angel)))
>Do nothing but tease innocent debirus
>Be worst girl in series

Yeah OP you answered your own question

>Be churchil
>start a war to protect poland
>give poland to stalin instead
>now most beloved person in the world
has there ever been a more epic success in history?

>brazyl
yeah probably right

Sure got as all with that, I never thought about it before, single-handedly you have brought down this whole board. I am sure I do not speak alone when I pronounce that we, will, all, now retreat into our neet-caves and reconsider and postulate the whole meaning of, perhaps the fabric of this communication medium, that has been known as the internet. You have truly made me think, and for that I truly thank you.

t. Satania

>be Hillary
That about sums it up.

Raph was great

>Has there ever been a more epic fail in history?

Big if true

>Has there ever been a more epic fail in history?
Yes.
USSR.
Maos China.
Pol Pot.
Che's Cuba.
Fidel's Cuba.
I could go on and on and on but you get the point. Every one of these were objectively and factually more epic fails than hitler's germany could ever hope to be.

>Fidel
>failure

americans just cant take a lose, lmfao

just native amerikans

and the continent of afrikka

>USSR
>more of a failure than the people they beat
This is your brain on American education.

I have a cute highschool relationship with Raphi and when we have sex she pretends to be my mum and breast feeds me

Nigger, the kids in Cuba have Doctorate degrees and can't even find jobs being auto mechanics, because there are no jobs. I'd call that a loss. Don't pretend you've ever, ever been to Cuba. The people there are dirt-poor and miserable.
Who did they beat? The USSR has been dead for decades now, meanwhile America is still going strong. Hmmm. Really makes you think.

fafnir is best dragon

>This is what Australians actually believe

nope. Hitler would have had a good career as a comedian. Instead he chose misery

Step aside

Not even close kek

More like

>Be hitler
>Go to war against the world with japan and italy
>Almost win

Cuba is poor but they're much, much better off than most poor countries.

They were doomed when Hitler invaded the Soviet Union.

YEAH
YOUR EXISTENCE!

The death tolls of civilians say very different. Next.
>Cuba is dirt poor and there are no jobs
>but there are places like Yemen so that makes Cuba a communist success!
Liberal logic, everyone.

>The irony is that communism in practice, even after decades of total control, did not improve the lot of the average person, but usually made their living conditions worse than before the revolution. It is not by chance that the greatest famines have occurred within the Soviet Union (about 5,000,000 dead during 1921-23 and 7,000,000 from 1932-3) and communist China (about 27,000,000 dead from 1959-61). In total almost 55,000,000 people died in various communist famines and associated diseases, a little over 10,000,000 of them from democidal famine. This is as though the total population of Turkey, Iran, or Thailand had been completely wiped out. And that something like 35,000,000 people fled communist countries as refugees, as though the countries of Argentina or Columbia had been totally emptied of all their people, was an unparalleled vote against the utopian pretensions of Marxism-Leninism.
>But communists could not be wrong (sarcasm). After all, their knowledge was scientific, based on historical materialism, an understanding of the dialectical process in nature and human society, and a materialist (and thus realistic) view of nature. Marx has shown empirically where society has been and why, and he and his interpreters proved that it was "destined for a communist end"[sarcasm].

>Has there ever been a more epic fail in history?
the united "greatest country on earth" states unable to beat a bunch of rice farmers in the vietnam war, maybe

they were doomed when cuckmurricans listened to the jew papers instead of based Charles Lindbergh