Make babies!

Make babies!

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why is Akatsuki punching Shiroe in the dick?

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why does that girl have a beard

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Special handjob technique.

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Use protection!

Fuck you made me remember this

If only the women in Danna were real I'd seriously consider it. but they're not so its a moot point.

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>body screaming at me to make babies
>just wanna work/fap/read manga plus the usual nogf reasons
Fuck you, hormones.

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no, fuck your lifestyle

don't you want to pump your wife full of semen so you can raise an adorable child

yes

Yes.
That's kind of the problem.

Been trying to do this for years but my monitor just ends up getting sticky..

Please don't post this picture ever again.
Its too depressing since its impossible.

don't let memes be dreams

Lately I've been having more and more dreams where I have kids, and they're probably the happiest dreams I've ever had. My brain is using propaganda to try to control me.

I would if I could.

And not have to take responsibility.

>ywn have a loving relationship with your waifu and go on to impregnate her and raise a happy and loving family together

When did this happen

how dare you
a leg lock is the greatest thing a woman can give to a man

My sides

>ywn rescue your waifu from the single mother lifestyle
>ywn financially support her and give her everything she has ever wanted
>ywn adopt your waifu's son and raise him as your own

It hurts to live lads

>ywn do any of those
Thank God

but raising a little shitlord isn't

>ywn

Come again?

>ywn financially support her and give her everything she has ever wanted

my waifu is the queen of a bankrupt empire so...

Then raise a good little boy.
Or a daughteru.

Yawn.
He's saying he's bored of his life doing all those things.

This desu
I can't wait to get a nice wife

This could be your daughters, Sup Forums

Centaurs are low tier monster girls.

Is there anything more fulfilling than a maternal life?

Thanks, I always forget the title of this until someone posts a page from it.

i'm almost 30. my mother keeps remind me that she wants to have grandkids already. i never even had a gf.

th-this is gonna be my greatest challenge yet

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dumb frogposter

13 years old!

Make babies, you say?

Isn't she like in her mid to late 20s? how is it early?

>30 years old
>Have an older sister
>She's married with kids
>Parents are content to have grandchildren
>They don't pester me for wife or kids

It's the only redeeming walue of that deranged bitch.

Her little body can't survive pregnancy

No.

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She'd only just met her bf then.

Do you ever wonder how may people would attend your funeral?

Can't. I'm a socially awkward cis-gendered white male. I can't even think about what it'd take to unfuck my chances of having a relationship, let alone children.

I'll just wait for the happening. Hopefully this planet will die from nuclear war in my lifetime.

Of course.

Impregnation is the only thing I can fap to now.

>age of first menstruation is declining

what does it mean?

Don't make me feel sad user

r-selection since the industrial revolution.

>newfag nigger visits Sup Forums for the first time: the post

Hopefully zero by the time I die, I wouldn't want to trouble anyone.

well thats not going to change with time.

I don't visit Sup Forums.

You're so humble, user

menstruation kicks off when the female body has sufficient resources to start the processes. people have been having access to more and better food.

True this.

He likes it rough.

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>29 in a bit over a month
>Mom bothers me for grandkids every single time I talk to her
>she has 3 blood grandchildren from my brother and sister and 3 other notgrandchildren she helps take care of from my step sister

She ain't getting shit out of me. Also all of my nieces and nephews are the devil so I'm sure my blood is tainted and any children I could have would be hypershits. I'm saving the world

Why don't you tell your mom to fuck off?

It may appear to edgy, or even rude, but sadly it's the only way for parents to stop bothering.

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You've never spoken to my mom. She's a broken record and uses circular or no logic at all to bring something back to whatever issue she's trying to push. We're also southern and she doesn't understand things that aren't what she enjoys personally.

This

So, did Yukarin finally killed herself already?

>and she doesn't understand things that aren't what she enjoys personally
There is only one solution user, give her the D

What anime is this from?

Because the father has it too.

>Mom says she'll pay for the child if I have one in a year
>She'll even help me raise him/her
>Almost 34, no GF ever

>Mom says she'll pay for the child if I have one
Holy shit, is she that desperate?

Ask her to pay for the mom too

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Sauce?

At least you aren't a shitskin. If you have children they'll make an impact on the world.

I really want an update like pic related for the Liru game

That's what happens when you feed your children with synthetic hormone-packed food.

Should've asked her where you're supposed to get one. Kidnapping?

You know what you must do

>She's a broken record and uses circular or no logic at all to bring something back to whatever issue she's trying to push.
>she doesn't understand things that aren't what she enjoys personally.

Sounds like a normal mom to me.
Anyway, just like I told you, tell her to fuck off.

She will have to understand that, it's your life, not hers, whether you have kids or not is not of her concern.

>falling for the kid meme

>talking back to you mother
>thinking it is ok to do this don't matter the age

WTF is wrong with you anons? Mothers are supposed to be annoying at times, but you must never disrepect them. Tell them to fuck off, it's your life? If you have a good mother, you won't have that life after you say this.

No girl would consent to doing that with me and I don't want to go to prison.

user, even if she's my mother there are still limits.

user, you do you. Your mother probably deserves it for not raising you properly in the first place.

>Mother tells me about how I was an easy kid to raise, didn't throw tantrums and wasn't loud or rude even when I was very young
>Also know first hand now that my nieces and nephew aren't hellraisers even at a young age

I've run out of excuses to give my mother aside from they're damn fucking expensive to raise and I don't have a gf.

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I'm gonna puke.