How does one actually get a waifu?

How does one actually get a waifu?

It seems really hard to choose and then stay devoted when there are so many cuties out there?

You'll know it when you see her.

>this meme again

It just kind of happens.

>not believing in polygamy

Getting a waifu is just an old meme. Nobody can actually love a drawing. People just fooling about it.

>How does one actually get a waifu?


you don't get a waifu user. you waifu finds you. she looks at the camera and then you suddenly know. she picked you

Can a waifu unpick you?

What is the legal repercussion of divorcing an old and busted waifu for a new hotness?

Because that happens frequently.

she wont. your waifu is loyal to you. all she asks that you be loyal to her too.

of course you can be a cheating bastard and attempt to "have" other waifus but then again you can kill always yourself.

Okay just checking.

Legally, nothing
Morally, suicide

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>Nobody can actually love a drawing
You're underestimating people's Sup Forumsutism.

she picks you user
it might never happen but when it does you'll know it
>all these anons thinking waifuism isn't real
I genuinely feel sorry for them
they may never know a love as strong as the one I feel

First you acquire autism then it comes naturally.

love isn't real

if you think you can do this you never actually had a waifu in the first place and you are most likely incapable of emotions as deep as the love a man feels for his waifu.
you are like a bird or a lizard.

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And I genuinely feel sorry for you, so I guess we're even.

>implying he's wrong

>watch show
>hey she's cute

That's your new waifu.

>being an edgy teenager

>not understanding science

Dumb robot

my mom says she loves my dad though and I believe her

I didn't pick Tomoko tomoko pick me.

Basically it's a joke until you realize you are serous.

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You pick the meme girl of the season and shitpost on Sup Forums.

How can a Japanese be this brown?

>mfw found my daughteru before a waifu

Or a woman

brown sugar

>daughteru
Stop that shit

Okinawan

How can a girl be this cute?

She's a tanned Azusa, that's all

keyword: tanned

This desu. And Anko is a still more loli Azusa.
Bravo, KyoAni.

I was the same as him until I met Mami, I would basically have an infatuation with any given character that would last 3-5 months and I would lose interest. Almost 2 years with her now though.

You don't choose your waifu. She chooses you.

She's mine.

It's about as real as waifu laifu

When will we get more Azusa?

Can a cartoon be a waifu?

Most people say they dont but mainly because they are ugly compared to anime.

if so, what is wrong with liking ugly?

Yeah, as I said love is not real, if you actually interacted with people you see that the only real things are lust, money, and abuse.

this is why normies cheat or change partners all the time.

To be honest, it isn't all about appearance, right?
It's also the perfectly imperfect personality in some characters that make them really appealing which in turn can make you fall in love with them.

You dont "get" a waifu

you're waifu finds you and chooses you.

What about ugly or "unconventional" looks?

Hibike S2, Trombone Azusa

>pick and choose waifu

Waifu is a term that can apply to any medium. Vidya, anime and manga, cartoons and comics. Whatever goes, as long as it's not 3DPD (CGI doesn't fall into this category, obviously) and you love her.

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I don't have a waifu and anyone saying otherwise is lying

Lust is a construct just like love
Now you're just being bitter

Lust is not a construct, is an impulse like hunger and fear.

So my grandparents were married 5 decades until epilepsy and Alzheimer's slowly destroyed my grandfather and my grandmother nursed him for years on his death bed because of lust and money?

>responding to robots

Look, you shouldn't ask others about what is right or acceptable when it comes to love but if you want to post cartoon girls just go to Sup Forums.

Some birds keep the same partner for all their life, so they're worse than birds.

I know it may be quite abstract for you, but think about how you would get a wife in real life.

Noa is perfect tomboy

Garbage is attracted garbage it seems

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Love is not real, is not degy, is a fact. Is another lie made by people to justify wanting to fuck other people.

Love between a man and a fictional woman is the only real form of love.