Left side or right side?

Left side or right side?

All the girls on the left are good, but the right has THE best girl: Hanekawa.

There's too much of an even distribution of good/shit girls on each side, I can't decide.

Left, sorry Bee, but Monkey, Snail and Bat on one side is too strong for me.

Tri-rori > Your shit taste > Everyone else.

>Best girls on the left + Snake
>Meh on the right
Fuck, this is pretty rough.

Left has 4 of the best girls, but also absolutely worst. Right has 5 good girls, but overall not as good as the 4 on left. But right has no shit.

It's like choosing between a top meal, prepared by a great chef, which just so happens to contain an ingredient you hate, or just good homecooked food.

It's a tough choice, Sup Forumsnon.

Left easily.

>Left side is literally the cuck side
>Right side there are only two real human females and you would be picking Araragi
Abstain.

I can't pick one. You can't make me choose away Karen and Hanekawa damnit.

You're a disgusting faggot.

Left has more flat than bust. Right has two god tier busts and two good.

Right, because Ougi + 4 great onaholes

>Ougi and Fire Sisters on one side
>Crab and Bat on the other
THIS IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

>Right has sisters
>Left has Shinobu
Fuck me

Left, but replace Snake with Doll.

>Left
Right has Doll, Bee and Spooky, but I can't say no to Snail, Monkey and Crab. Having Bat is nice too.

What? You're picking 2 Araragis

Left has 2 lolis.
Right has one loli.
Left wins.

Shinobu alone is alright for me

It's kinda sad, because both sides are reddit, but right is even more reddit.

Give us a contest that we can actually compete in without the 'tism kicking in.

Switch bird with monkey and I'll take the right.

>Left has 4 of the best girls, but also absolutely worst
Don't talk about Crab in such a cruel fashion, user. The poor girl has feelings too.

Where's Sodachi?

Seems like you're just a nigger to me.

This is impossible because 2 of the literal best girls are on the left while right has the rest of the best girls.

Can't you see that trashcan over there?

Crab is 4th best girl and Snake is absolute garbage.

I'm not, sorry.

Left

No girl at right side is best than a girl in left side

No, I can't see your mother in OP's pic.

You just know that isn't true.
And if you don't, you're in denial.
Snap out of it, user.

Right if I'm Araragi and left if I'm me.

Well, you certainly post like one, nigger.

I choose goddess Hanekawa

Holy shit easiest decision of my life, GIVE ME THE DOLL,

I also love the little little sister, but even her flame fades in comparison to BEST girl

You can only choose her by breaking the rules.

She is a cute CUTE

Right side has more best girls, but left side has Monkey

So I choose the left.

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While I don't fully agree with you, I'd like to compliment you on your patrician taste.

This.

Excellent tatse user. They truly are amazing if they can even make up for snake being there.

>mahou shoujo Doll
>Cat, who after Tiger is best bro
>built-for-rough-sex sisters
>spooky adventures with Ougi
Shame about no Hachikuji but otherwise it's not even up for debate

Thank you senpai.

i'd choose redditgahara t.bh

Left because snail.

To be fair, that's a koyomimonogatari art, and she wasn't introduced yet when it was written. She might have gotten a chapter with a silly math mystery otherwise.

Wow rude.

There's the Zokuowari harem option, I guess
>loving imouto Sodachi
>adult Hachikuji
>Tooe
>crossdressing Koyomi

Why choose?

Also
>650x394
Can't let you have that, user. Here is an upgrade with all my love.

>snake and monkey on the left

Right it is then.

Left side has great girls, but right side has the promise of a spooky sleevejob.
Right side for me.

Goddamn I would pick far right just because I need to know how interesting the sex would be.

How did you get that high res version you fox

Post spooky.

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Left has Monkey and Snail, the two best. It also has shitty Snake, but those twos' bestness cancels out how bad she is.

Warning: Too Spooky

Redditgahara best girl tbqh

Pretty much
You clearly haven't picked up enough of the clues dropped in the anime, when the rest of Owarimonogatari gets animated you'll understand.

>left side
>senjougahara,toppest of all waifus
>2 hot lolis
>1 cockhungry 13 year old
>1 bitch i dont know

>right side
>ugly eyebrow
>boring catwhore
>2 annoying sisters
>1 bitch i dont know

guess which side i will pick

Holy shit, overall left side is better, but right side has Bee and Doll who I have gotten more fond of over time, Cat when she has her tiger stripe hair is good as well, but left side has Monkey, Snail, AND best girl, AKA Bat, I can't say no, I can overlook Nadeko for them.

switch monkey and phoenix then i'd go right for sure

This

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