HAHAHAHAAAHAAAHAHAHHAAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
catches breath*
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAA
Don't worry lads, nature is gonna take care of all those bummers for us. We don't have to lift a finger.
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PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE
an "outbreak" suggests it's contagious. the gay is contagious
Checked
They can no longer keep it a secret anymore
>tfw you tryin to shit but you got anal cancer...
>they received in themselves the due penalty of their error which was meet
teating anal tissue
filled with poop & STDs
sitting on synthetic plastic dildos for hours
what could go wrong
Traps and the gay men who love them BTFO
Penis in Vagina confirmed only safe sects.
Hmmmm
How does anal sex cause cancer?
Aids
>Nature
Who created Nature user? God didn't stop despising degeneracy after he destroyed sodom and gomorrah.
This is like all of those creepy boomer men who are getting throat cancer because they went down on women with that one STI
HPV. It causes cervical cancer in women and throat cancer for people who suck a lot of dick.
BEING GAY IS NORMAL SEXUALITY FUCK YOU FACISTS
I have warts. Does this mean that if I cum in a girls ass it will increase her likelihood of anal cancer?
chronic inflammatory states (brought about by regular acts of sodomy) can cause DNA damage leading to cancer
It's not just gays.
The best medical minds think it is due to millenials constantly sucking on a bottle of water.
Allahs wrath is upon the kuffars.
Lel
pretty sure.
I don't have warts but apparently I have a 50% chance of carrying HPV based on that article. Almost makes me want to stop fucking my wife in the ass.
perfectly normal perfectly healthy
YOU BIGOTS
enjoy your rotten rectum
what about pegging tho
This tbqh senpai
>see above comment
it will stay a fantasy then, it isn't worth giving a man cancer over
-tfw the ass cancer meme came true
Fucking Kek! George Carlin was right! The Earth IS a self-correcting system!
Don't worry it's mostly nigs, spics and fags.
Most of "our" societal problems have nothing to do with heterosexual whites.
Day Of The Rope....you'll be normal forever...we guarantee it.
Sodomy kills you? Who woulda guessed that anal tissue cells aren't meant to bleed and heal over every week.
So loose butthole.
We don't even have to gas the sodomites, they're killing themselves without our aid.
So, anal cancer its lgbt thing?
I mean what about all those porn actors like Nina Hartley and Sasha Grey who took kilometres of cock down their butholes, especially Nina who've been doing it for decades.
>We don't even have to
You can't even
You're nothing but stupid attention whore
Shhhh, there there, it'll all be over soon my dear commie.
I'd laugh too, but i can't find it in me
My Grand-pa died of ass cancer, and my Grand-ma from breast cancer. Both of them went to Acapulco and loved to eat seafood
It's really a shame when people are trying to force their degeneracy as normal, or you are the one in the wrong. Bunch of fucking hypocrites can't even see the unhealthy science behind it, and fucks up a lot of kids in the way
Homosexuality is transmitted genetically, now?
Me and my bf aren't aids ridden fags, so its a non issue.
We also don't hardcore fist each other.
I get that there are alot of degenerate fags, but why lump us all together?
You must be lost, the gas chamber is the other way.
The judgement of GOD is upon you.
because you take dicks in your ass
didn't even read the article.
Never change Sup Forums
>don't "hardcore" fist each other
But you do still? lol just lol
Have a (You) for nailing it
Better hope the Anal Avenger doesn't find this thread or you'll never get him to shut up.
>putting your dick
>in a hole that spews shit
Nope, nothing wrong with that, carry on fag
ass is for shitting
dupa jest do srania
*breathes in*
>Putting your piss stick in her piss axe wound
Poofters Piss up each other's shithols after sex to clean it.
This. Most other explanations are bullshit.
>nailing it
faggot get out
>tfw i was aggressively fingering my ass in the shower earlier
am i going to die lads?
At least that's what its there for.
If your boyfriend pops a baby out of his ass I will withdraw my statement.
Major major keks in this article
I don't understand why you guys hate gays they help science progress with their multitude of self created issues.
Yes.
I'll
Keep that in mind for when liquid quick drying cement enemas really take off at parties
It says it only happens to people with AIDS so non-gays that like playing with their boipucci are safe.
all fags are, by definition, deviant degenerates
Check out this explanation on a form of esophageal cancer caused by acid reflux.
medicinenet.com
Any part of your insides that get inflamed or stressed can create the foundations for various forms of cancer or terminal diseases.
Anuses are not meant for miles of gay cock. Just like your throat is not meant to be constantly exposed to stomach acid.
TL;DR see
Fuck off with this shit it was already posted about.
I never see anything useful come out of people who are obsessed with pleasing themselves.
>Alan Turing is not an argument.
You never masturbate or have non vaginal forms of sex then? Thats not "what its for" either by your logic.
This same logic can be applied to so many things. Anal sex and bj's aren't healthy, but neither is candy, or tv, or games, or drinking, etc.
Its one thing to go over board and become a degenerate slut, a fatty, or an addict. The polar opposite puritan life style is just as bad.
He's not wrong though.
t. Exhibit A that gay is a mental disease.
>Finger my bum a lot
>If I have a prostate I might as well use it
>Now i might get cancer
Aw man
or who eat pussy, throat cancer on rise too. all this is porn induced behavior.
This image is just begging for some text underneath it.
You'll know the kind.
Ohhh, I do masturbate, but I'm staying celibate and single until I meet a woman that hasn't been tainted by the obsession with pleasure.
I had lots of gfs when I was in my teens, but never enjoyed bjs, never enjoyed anal and now that I'm nearing 30 I've stopped watching tv and eating junk.
I don't drink alcohol and also sold my car after taking up cycling.
I've taken a good hard look at my elders and multiple cultural lifestyles to see where these folks end up.
Embracing hedonism may be enjoyable for the short term, but in addition to building a 'tolerance' to pleasure, I notice, folks like you don't live very long and are generally a disruption to scientific and social progress.
There ARE exceptions to this, not all gays are useless or die young, but I'm guessing my career choice of gastrology is going to have me running into a lot of folks like yourself who just can't understand why their bowels are riddled with cancer at age 40.
The puritan lifestyle is the goal of life.
>"mission complete. they bought the memes."
Nature Disagrees with you, Why don't you take the hint?
>Faggot trying to make vaginal as bad as anal sex
Fucking lol
"...Something, something mass probing program is coming along nicely... The humanoid test subjects are looking moderately stimulated.."
let me tell you something about sodomy user, one of these days you're going to blow out your shitter, the doc will cut you open and spool out your sausage casing with a fishing rod and sow you up with butcher's twine like a pork roast. You think that's where it ends? Ha you wish! Because your intestines got sent to the dog food factory you have to get colostomy bag, and that's the end of your social life because you're literally full of shit and nobody wants to hang out with a guy that carries a bag of his own shit around with him. "Hey user" they'll say, "nice fanny pack, can you give me some gum or mints or whatever you've got in there?" But you won't be able to give them gum or mints, you'll have to open it and hand them a big slimy pile of shit, is that what you want? But that's not the worst of it! Because you're the shit guy people will start expecting you to take care of all of their other stinky shit, like they'll drop off baby skunks and garbage at your house and you'll have to take it, because what else are you going to do shit guy? Not take people's shit? Why would anyone hang out with your smelly shit carrying ass if you weren't going to take their shit for them?
Of course you could always fuck the poop hole while you search for houses near the sewage plant you sick bastard
kek
BURN IN HELL SODOMITE
Hahahaha you'll die alone virgin.
ah dude that's pretty gay
hahaha jesus christ
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>TINY PERCENTAGE
>NORMAL
uhmmm
*shits himself*
sorry sweaty
*gets ass cancer*
huhuhuhu
*changes diapers
hunty please
*gets pozzed*
didn'chu know
*develops lisp*
us gays be like
*demands to use women's bathrooms*
hunty we sayin
*attempts suicide*
homosexuality be
*spreads aids*
NATOORAL AN SHIEET
Ignoring the whole gay thing, I just completely disagree. Your life sounds like trash. Go to work, come home, sleep, repeat. Thats an awful life.
I'm studying law and hope to get a decent job, but my whole life could never revolve around work.
And fundamentally we all die eventually of something. I could renounce everything thats bad for me and I'll still die. Hell, I'd never want to live past 70 anyway.
I've had special classes warning us about HPV(or whatever it's called) at school. Why can't Americans have something like that?
>speak to me in baby language and use baby pronouns or i'll have your job, give into my self-inflicted delusion im a credit to the american workforce
>The answer to stopping the anal cancer epidemic is very simple. It is so simple that almost anybody can do it, and if it is followed it guarantees almost 100% that one will never get anal cancer. The answer? STOP SODOMIZING EACH OTHER.
Implying that colorectal cancer isn't one of the most widespread malignancies in the modern world. Burger education strikes again
we do, but mentally ill people are... well... mentally ill.
Actually, I just got re-acquainted with a gril I met in freshman college
>Christian values
>half Korean half german
>admitted to me last night that she's never been kissed
>finishing doctorates in oncology
I think I've found a winner, but I'm gonna have to try and downplay the fact that I drug my dick around in highschool
because you're the excuse to bring this all upon us
The only way out of this is to start following gods law and kill all gays.
youtube.com
lmao I'm so glad I'm only top
>synthetic plastic dildos
As opposed to "natural plastic dildo"?
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ehehehe
truth, thank you
It's not about living forever, user, its about leaving behind a legacy for the people you leave behind when you die.
I dropped my hedonistic ways after high school, got serious and am almost set to work at the hospital, possibly setting up a private practice in the future.
It may seem boring, but I am working towards helping people AND providing for my children if/when I have them. What's wrong with that? I'm sorry if that sounds "boring" to you, but in a cruel and indifferent universe where your intestinal lining can betray you whether youre a sodomite or not, I prefer to work towards the human dream of easing peoples burdens.
Also, why are you so bad at defending your lifestyle choices if you're going to practice law? Surely you aren't a psychopath who just wants to profit off of people's misery...surely....