/srbg/-Serbia General

Welcome to /srbg/-this general is for everything Serbia related.


Discord-dis*ord.gg/u3c9PSr
Pastebin-pastebin.com/CH0E92Lu


UPCOMING ELECTIONS:
Belgrade-Mayor and city council elections, early 2018(exact date still not known)


TASKS:
>Ignore shills
especially Russian Albo, mixed leaf and ustasha hue
>Ignore Bulgarians
to stop shitting up of the thread into bulgaria vs fyrom shitposting
>Spread memes
>Come up with ideas
>Discuss politics


MSM NEWS SOURCES(IN SERBIAN):
>b92.net
>rs.n1info.com
>politika.rs
>rts.rs
>novosti.rs
>blic.rs
>telegraf.rs


TRADITIONAL SERBIAN PATRIOTIC SONGS
>Бoжe Пpaвдe(God of Justice)-Serbian National Anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=Wy-Tfhcx-2k
>Bocтaни Cepбијe(Arise, Serbia)-National Anthem of Serbia 1804-1813
youtube.com/watch?v=5-vGAN7SVec
>Oј, Cpбијo, милa мaти(Hey, Serbia, dear mother)-National Anthem from 1941-1944
youtube.com/watch?v=bDFZi8f7HeQ
>Mapш нa Дpинy(The Drina March)-Military March from WW1
youtube.com/watch?v=36XMo-O5uy0
>Taмo дaлeкo(Far away)-Patriotic song from WW1
youtube.com/watch?v=njTmtSXtS_I
>Ca Кocoвa зopa cвићe(The dawn is rising from Kosovo)-Patriotic song about Kosovo
youtube.com/watch?v=w_ZMouBnEjU
>Хpиcтe Бoжe(Christ, God)-Former anthem of the Unit of Special Operations and traditional song
youtube.com/watch?v=VCnTqnxUNEE
>Oнaмo, нaмo(Out there)-People's anthem of Montenegro up to 1918
youtube.com/watch?v=74aKZNbtV68


NEWS:
>Đilas and Mali talk subway and pressing Belgrade issues
blic.rs/vesti/politika/djilas-i-mali-o-metrou-u-beogradu-sta-je-zlocin-prema-gradanima-a-sta-besmisao/35g7s27
>Tutin-in anti smuggler raid young man killed by police
rts.rs/page/stories/ci/story/134/hronika/2888669/tutin-u-akciji-policije-protiv-svercera-ubijen-mladic.html
>SNS candidate for Belgrade mayor to be a woman?
b92.net/info/vesti/index.php?yyyy=2017&mm=09&dd=30&nav_category=11&nav_id=1309058

Other urls found in this thread:

i.imgur.com/BxQb8A9.jpg
vocaroo.com/i/s01BqNZ09kek
youtube.com/watch?v=bVLma25g6Pk
vocaroo.com/i/s1Bew7iZmTja
youtube.com/watch?v=j7SdilW13D4
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusade_of_Varna
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Pasha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokollu_Mehmed_Pasha
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konstantin_Mihailović
getosrbija.wordpress.com/2013/01/03/ekskluzivno-operacija-mojsije-srbija-postaje-novi-izrael/
politika.rs/sr/clanak/376019/Srbija-kao-obecana-zemlja-za-izraelske-turiste
twitter.com/AnonBabble

h-hey Serb b-bros

KO SO VO JE

>serbia
>pol
This is really cringe, fuck off to Sup Forums or something Vojislave.
What are we going to discuss here?Our country is so shit that immigrants want to pass our country as soon as possible.

>Serbs remove kebab
>Serbian language has over 3000 Turkish loanwords

What did komshi mean by this?

SR CE SR BI JE
"no need to discuss politics of your country or talk about what should be done to fix them!BAD GOY"

Reminder that op is a cancerous shill for the progressive party.
Reminder to never join any discord posted on Sup Forums and to never leave comments on low comment youtube videos posted on Sup Forums.
Reminder that you should get ass cancer op and die in pain.
Reminder that op is a newfag that doesn't know what generals are used for on Sup Forums.

sage

Reminder that the only person who can get ass cancer is you because your ass hurts so much whenever you see any of these threads, you need to say the exact same shit.

Дocaдaн cи

well we did some sort of stabby stabby in the back and remove them from the premises in the end

Who let the bots out? AV! AV! AV!

We were their vassals for 400 years. All things considered, they haven't influenced us that much. We have far more loanwords from German than we do from Turkish.

so we can scream KARAT ĆU VAS BARJAKOM OSMANLIJE GRĐE NEGO KISMET SARACENE at our enemies

o shit waddup

D O S A D A N
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>le epic serbia wuz kebab remover meme xd

>posts debunked pseudo-history
hmm, really makes ya think
i.imgur.com/BxQb8A9.jpg

>le epic Croatia wuz a real nation in middle-ages meme xd

let me help you

it wouldn't upload for me for being too big. aparently it started working, so great.

Pseudo history i always laugh when people laugh when people post Wiki articles with like 100k or more soldiers in the 1500's,while the Battle of Mohac,which determined the entire fate of Hungary,a nation at the time bigger than most Balkan states combined had 30k Hungarians and 55k Turks.

Anyway arguing where this is pretty pointless,there is no singular "kebab remover",every nation fought them because they where annoying.

vocaroo.com/i/s01BqNZ09kek

youtube.com/watch?v=bVLma25g6Pk
>le croatia is different and german and shieet

"kingdom of Croatia"

>find a somewhat nicer grave
>wow this guy must have been a KANG
>We Wuz Kangs

Haute ville

vocaroo.com/i/s1Bew7iZmTja

pls stop

>muh wikipydia doesnt mention croats at all, it was actually all serbs
>all fights that were fought in serb lands had no croat soldiers, wuz all serbz!
>muh croatia wasnt independent=irrelevant
>"we" won against the turks and destroyed them
you guys are pathetic
you only have few good points against the pic because it was made by a retard with barely more intelligence than the guy who made the response pic

>doesn't actually counter any argument, just tries to minimize the importance of arguments by mocking them
croats never change.

>>muh wikipydia doesnt mention croats at all, it was actually all serbs
the debunking pic doesn't even say that, so not an argument

>>all fights that were fought in serb lands had no croat soldiers, wuz all serbz!
>implying all the 50 croats had to be mentioned in liberating of SERBIAN lands

>>muh croatia wasnt independent=irrelevant
as relevant as any other conquered nation within austro-hungarian empire who ALSO fought numerous times against the enemy (see: winged hussars)

>>"we" won against the turks and destroyed them
ultimately, yes

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>winged hussars
*i meant hussars only, which were originally a serbian calvary

>nezavisna drzava hrvatska
>zavisna od njemacke i italije

ubij hrvata da siptar nema brata

>the debunking pic doesn't even say that, so not an argument
read your pic again

so show me the part where it says that you weren't mentioned anywhere

quote or gtfo

youtube.com/watch?v=j7SdilW13D4
fuck off

fucking retards asking to be spoonfed
look at the wars fought against the ottomans part
>doesnt mention croatia at all
>very little to do with croatia

>15 european kingodms vs Ottoman empire
>still got btfod
honestly Sokolovic should've just finished the job

you mean this battle from the pic: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crusade_of_Varna

which actually doesn't mention you at all kek

but that entire segment is completely true. it's very easy to check.

>battle
*crusade

you weren't mentioned in the whole crusade campaign

My favorite battle is where Stefan Lazarevic btfod all the Crusader cucks all in one charge

Looks pretty niggerish to me.

Probably the black dick obscuring your vision, get that checked out, lad.

My favorite dude did Srebrnica before it was cool.

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wew

I also like Omar he haves some pretty cool battles under his belt
>also killing hercegovnas before it was cool

forgot link
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omar_Pasha

>Lazarevic

Why is a Turk satrap worth mentioning?
Why the butthurt towards crusaders?

You sound like a Turk

I was imitating poos.

He knew well what to do with Mountain Niggers,truly a revolutionary men.
Also with a quick Google search it seems the only war Ottomans won against the Russians was the war he participated in,granted they had British and French support too.
Lmao @ at them.

Because Crusaders would off forced us to convert into heresy,whille the Turks let us be Christian and continue living with our culture.

Also Lazarevic is pretty badas even Timur got scared of him at battle of Ankara.Also he cucked the Bulgarians multiple times so thats pretty funny

DESIGNATED

He cucked everything South of Sava kek.

t. schizma fag

How does one move to Serbia?
Jut kidding I would never trade my 1st world lifestyle for your shitty third world mud pit shithole.

Filtering these threads from here on out, bye forever.

SHITTING

gasi ovo memovanje sta ce nam general

nemoj tako, tek se otvara lokal

з a ш т o д a н e

TRAIN STATIONS

Whille Sokolovic cucked everything west of Drina and north of Danube
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokollu_Mehmed_Pasha

Reminder that "croats" and "serbs" in this thread are hired by (((them))) to start a new war.
Don't fall for their memes.
Ko nas bre zavadi.

THEY WILL NOT DIVIDE US

AMERICKI JEVREJI!

this

Truly the Balkan would not be known for what it is without as at every corner.
>Kurvat
>BRE
That's cultural appropriation,pay up.

> culture degenerated by tasteless and downright insulting reality shows
> women aspiring to one up one another in instagram whore thotery
> main export - decadent nightlife
> Vice headquarters
> gay parades
> lesbodyke prime minister
> government employed sociopath criminals considered heros and halfway saints by 99% of the nation
> whore wife of one such criminals literal mother figure and idol for 99% of the nation
> most important, historic, religious part of the clay soon to be sold off
> government approved shiptar criminal subhuman got approved for prime minister position of the forementioned clay

Muh Based Serbia

>be Serbian Jannisary
>get released after a lost battle because your enemies feel bad for you
>return back to the Ottomans and do it all over again
>His next writings were about the campaign to take Bosnia in 1463. He details the sieges involved in that campaign, and as it comes to a close he and a garrison of janissaries are left to hold the fortress at Zvecaj. By this time he seems to have had a considerable rank. His force was not able to withstand a siege led by Matthias Corvinus of Hungary, and Mihailović was one of the prisoners taken. After his identity and ethnicity was discovered, he was repatriated back to his own country.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konstantin_Mihailović

shut up faggot lover

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konstantin_Mihailović
I don't understand though,was he sent back to the Ottoman empire or was he was he sent back to Serbia a 2nd time?

getosrbija.wordpress.com/2013/01/03/ekskluzivno-operacija-mojsije-srbija-postaje-novi-izrael/

>getosrbija.wordpress.com/2013/01/03/ekskluzivno-operacija-mojsije-srbija-postaje-novi-izrael/

VREME JE STIGLO.

well Ottoman Empire was our homeland back then I guess,but it's still pretty funny for me.

politika.rs/sr/clanak/376019/Srbija-kao-obecana-zemlja-za-izraelske-turiste

realy makes methink

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yeah,but in 1463 Serbia existed as a vassal part of Hungary under the Brankovics,so it would seem pretty weird to me if they just let him go back to Turkey to be soldier again,and he mentions he wrote the book for Christians in 1490,so i assume they brought him back to Vojvodina kek.

> most famous Serb intellectual
> 555 333 under sword
> unironically claim Serbs are jewish tribe

Gotta feel great being a Serb.

Let's all discuss who wuz the real kangz.
This is a really important discussion to have right now.

Meanwhile, both countries are turning into shitholes more and more.

Nothing positive seems to be approaching the Balkans.
The future seems dark.
Think about that.

When was life on the Balkans not dark?

Whatever you say mountanegro.

>compiling about gay parades while his nation generally is more acceptive towards them (see : )
>complaining about not lustrating our govnerment while literal ptsd-driven idiots control his
>complaining about glorification of war criminals while his whole nation cheers to literal ethnic cleansing campaign and other criminals from 90s and ww2
>complaining about us listening to wife of an executed criminal who literally didn't do nothing while his nation listens to their greatest signer of all time - a literal ustasha sympathizer
stop projecting hrvoje

Ok what the fuck you would've done??
go to Vojvodina and always be known as a Jannisary or go back to the Ottomans where you already have a high millitary rank.
refer to this post Mario

*complaining about gay parades
damn i fucked it up
as for the last point my sentence shall be:
*complaining about us listening to wife (who literally didn't do nothing) of an executed criminal

fuck

But muh based Serbians.
So you're basically just roaches who got offered a better deal by Russians? Nice.

I don't think he had a choice,and like i said publishing a book for the Christians,while a Janissary seem pretty impossible.Do you think they would just tell him:"Oh a book about our entire society?hell yeah lad,just hop across the boarder and publish it but be sure to come back".
But yeah he probably wanted to go back.

I'm just being real,just because Serbian vassals cucked Europe doesn't mean you have to be angry at us :^).

If the Vatican helped us when we asked them we wouldn't have gone to such drastic measures

Never and it's not getting any better.
People like to talk shit for fun, but it's not getting them anywhere.

Which mad cucktholic are you?None of this would have happened without you sacking Constantinople.
Martin Luther was the best goy in history,Catholics die,God laughs.

so what should we discuss about m8, give us some interesting topic

>serbniggers think they deserve their own general on Sup Forums
TOP KEK
Nobody gives a fuck
THIS IS AN ANGLO GERMANIC BOARD
Take this shitty general to Sup Forums where it belongs
NOBODY CARES ABOUT NON ANGLOS

>so what should we discuss about m8, give us some interesting topic
Nikola Jokic is the best center player in the entire NBA league and you can't prove me wrong.

>serbniggers think they deserve their own general on Sup Forums
TOP KEK
Nobody gives a fuck
THIS IS AN ANGLO GERMANIC BOARD
Take this shitty general to Sup Forums where it belongs
NOBODY CARES ABOUT NON ANGLOS

>chink larps as anglo

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>muh germanistan
>muh anglokike
*BEEP BEEP* STEP ASIDE FAGS! REAL HOLY EMPIRE COMING THROUGH! *BEEP* MANDATE OF HEAVEN! *BEEP*

> Croatia passes a law proclaiming you are not a family unity unless "man + woman + one child"
> Croatia passes a law against abortion
> Croatia threw thousands of jews into the ditch
> Croatia has couple of miles of shoreline and few nice beaches and islands

Feels bad being this cucked. :(