Brit/pol/ - BLAIR Edition

>Who are the Scottish Dawn neo-Nazi group?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-41440467

>10 Things to Know About Henry Bolton
order-order.com/2017/09/29/10-things-know-henry-bolton

> Tory party conference to get ‘biggest ever’ armed security detail
rt.com/uk/405051-conservative-conference-manchester-protest

>First same sex Anglican church wedding takes place in Edinburgh
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-41441611

>NHS is not fit for the 21st century hospital chief inspector warns
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/29/nhs-not-fit-21st-century-hospital-chief-inspector-warns

>Complaints against Lavinia Woodward judge are dismissed
news.sky.com/story/judge-who-spared-oxford-student-lavinia-woodward-from-jail-for-stabbing-boyfriend-investigated-11058748

>Two ex-members of the IRA could finally face prosecution
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4933950/Two-ex-members-IRA-finally-face-prosecution.html

>Big Ben tower repair costs double to £61m
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41444415

>The first 100 days of Corbyn
spectator.co.uk/2017/09/the-first-100-days-of-corbyn

>As things stand, which political party do you support?
strawpoll.me/14041801/

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>tfw bro-tier girl at work wants me bad
My resolve is starting to break down lads

D E V O N

let me tell you something about sodomy user, one of these days you're going to blow out your shitter, the doc will cut you open and spool out your sausage casing with a fishing rod and sow you up with butcher's twine like a pork roast. You think that's where it ends? Ha you wish! Because your intestines got sent to the dog food factory you have to get colostomy bag, and that's the end of your social life because you're literally full of shit and nobody wants to hang out with a guy that carries a bag of his own shit around with him. "Hey user" they'll say, "nice fanny pack, can you give me some gum or mints or whatever you've got in there?" But you won't be able to give them gum or mints, you'll have to open it and hand them a big slimy pile of shit, is that what you want? But that's not the worst of it! Because you're the shit guy people will start expecting you to take care of all of their other stinky shit, like they'll drop off baby skunks and garbage at your house and you'll have to take it, because what else are you going to do shit guy? Not take people's shit? Why would anyone hang out with your smelly shit carrying ass if you weren't going to take their shit for them?

Of course you could always fuck the poop hole while you search for houses near the sewage plant you sick bastard

This is a great statue

>nuance
Oh, is that what it's called when you say one thing but mean the complete opposite?

Soon we get to see how fatter Kryton is season.

No, good try, though.

>psst, hey kid, want some chlorinated chicken?

Glaze my beard with your warm cum.

Foreskin fetishist 100%

What a great set of parties.

Let's do it all again, here we go.

You said >I believe that communists, socialists, undesirable demographics and democrats should be physically removed from the country

Let me ask once again. Is throwing your ideological opposition out of the country very Libertarian?

Depends how it's done. If it's done solely through individual exclusion of certain demographics from private property, then yes, it continues to follow libertarian ideology. I don't care if you think it's unfair.
If I want the government to do it, then it is not libertarian.

If you click "show more parties" it includes those not in your district.

Just reading up on this Catalonia stuff, will be funny as fuck if this splits the EU.

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I'm hoping for some comfy riots tbqh

Hush.

I warned you that dressing like terrorists would get SD blacklisted

>socialist youth
if only they'd do something about the rest of the socialist youth too

You said
>physically removed from the country
But now you're saying you basically just want to refuse to allow your ideological opposition in your garden or your shop. They're two very different things, so which is it? Do you want to physically remove them or do you want to inconvenience them until they move away?

Where's your compass lad?

what do you think "libertarianism" is exactly? because it is a diverse array of ideologies

for example

Hoppe identifies as a culturally conservative libertarian. His remarks on the rights of property owners to establish private covenant communities, from which homosexuals and political dissidents may be "physically removed," has provoked controversy among both the libertarian community and Hoppe's colleagues at UNLV Business School.[9][10] Hoppe also garners controversy due to his support for enforcement of immigration laws, which critics argue is at odds with libertarianism and anarchism.[11]

I am too tbqh. The Spanish government said the vote wouldn't be recognised and police are barricading polling stations to stop people voting so some sort of shit is bound to kick off this weekend.

>what do you think "libertarianism" is exactly?
a mental illness

Physically remove them from one's own property should they not leave voluntarily, and provide other inconveniences to them such as higher security insurance payments.

Catalonia has its own police force I think, wonder what they would do then?

I presume that the green box is where I stand. Can't tell though.

Throwing "communists, socialists, undesirable demographics and democrat" out of the country is not really reflective of a person who holds liberty up high.

But you said country, not personal (private) property. So you started of as wanting to throw them out of the country and now you just want to tell them to get off your lawn? Damn, you didn't give an inch did you?

Sister and her chad boyfriend are round. Everyone in my family keeps taking jabs at me 'my son doesn't even get out of bed' 'my son is on benefits'

Dad: 'Have you had enough breakfast son?'
Me: 'Yeah I think i've got everything I need'
Dad: 'Did you hear that everyone, he's getting all philosophical at the breakfast table.'

Suicide when?

Instead of killing yourself why not get a job?

get a job and stop bumming off your parents.

in your opinion maybe, and we are quickly learning that your opinion on libertarianism is irrelevant tripe, since your only understanding of what libertarianism is is some nebulous idea like "someone who holds liberty up high". what IS liberty? what does it MEAN to hold liberty up high?

I believe that the consequences will be their eventual removal from the area that is anarcho-capitalist, or at least an expulsion to the very edges of the area if the rest of the world is covered by North Korea type states.
I never once claimed that I want the government to systematically remove people with conflicting ideologies. I believe that there will be a tenancy for this to occur over time as people are free to use their property as they see fit provided that they do not infringe upon the physical integrity of another person's property.
In the same way, I would say "I want capital to be placed into the hands of those most fit to use it for profit". Now, you could, of course, interpret this as me saying that I want the government to immediately seize all of the country's capital and give it out as they see fit. Obviously this is not what I am advocating, but saying that this ought to occur and will tend to occur.

I'm at the point now where if you said something so stupid and simple to my face i'd probably try and fight you. You think I haven't been trying to get a job you absolute fucking mongs. You think it doesn't drain the absolute soul out of me that I can't.

Try getting out of bed and not getting benefits before you suicide lad

What sort of work are you looking for? Location?

>I'm at the point now where if you said something so stupid and simple to my face i'd probably try and fight you

I think I've spotted the autism that's obstructed you from employment thus far.

Should've destroyed your dad with some slam poetry, then called him a cuck

Are you underaged or stem trained? Most don't have the luxury of applying for specific jobs or specific fields. I apply for absolutely everything and anything.

spaccer

I'm not sure why it says that I want to be compassionate towards criminals. I don't think that this is very true at all. It's likely because I dislike the current prison system as I believe it to be economically inefficient and unjust to have punishment paid for by force through taxation on the victim.

Your dad sounds like a dick tbqh

It's the timbre of my voice, my height and my bad looks which prevent me from getting even a retarded stand in a supermarket job. I had OkCupid for 2 years and only matched with a tranny and a fat ugly single mother.

kek

Literally hundreds of jerbs out there - granted they are not exec level but who give a shit. Better working in a bar or on the checkout than staying in bed all day and wanking to badly drawn oriental pictures of children

All I can do is smile and make nice like 'mmmm' because making a scene would make things worse. I hate passive bullying it's faggy as fuck.

>i'd probably try and fight you
Calm down big man, I'm not here to get hurt.

>what IS liberty?
What a pointless question, it's quite clearly defined and not up for interpretation. Fucking hell.

Stop making ever bigger excuses, it's just silly. You, like I, want to throw Commies and the like out of our countries. You want to march them to the edge of the territory and kick the fuckers out, you made this very clear in your first reply here . So why the fuck have you spent about an hour retreating from your initial position, to the point where you're now talk some nonsense about how Commies will basically be squeezed out of areas over time because shop keepers will refuse service to them or some shit.

I'm gonna ring the Samaratins and see what shit tier basic bitch advice they have for me.

Neither, I finished uni in 2010 at the heigh of the recession where there were fuck all graduate jobs.

I started work in a pub doing odd shifts, got a job for a small local IT company where I used to work at the weekends, then joined a bigger IT company, got made team leader then manager.

Then I got poached by the client I was working with, now end up doing 3 days a week in London then work at home on Monday and Friday.

just b urself

If you're already sponging of your parents why not ask if they'd find you to do an entry level accounting qualification like AAT or CIMA cert BA? Both can be pretty cheap and you should be able to whip through in a few months if you're unemployed.

Straight away you'd show you're trying something and if you're not a total mong who can't learn it should open up a lot of potential roles when you pass.

How old are you? How tall are you? What's wrong with your voice?

Sort your diet and go to the gym; it does wonders for depression. Healthy body healthy mind.

Start building models

We believe that different means will best achieve this end. That is all. Hoppe's "Private Production of Defence" is a good and short essay on my stance on this issue, if you care to read it.
I spent an hour discussing this with you as you characterised my opinions to be something that they are not. I repeat, I do not want the government to have the power to remove people from their own properties based on the fact that they are democrats.

yeah it does, but i didnt want to do an extra year really. just rather do a summer internship or try to get a placement that way, so I can still get experience but not have to do another year if ygm.

Thats the dream and i'm happy you made it.

>I started work in a pub doing odd shifts
Can't even get pub work. Applied for many.

Too brainlet to do maths.

21, 5,6, I sound like i'm about 12 and I just look low test as fuck

>just lift bro
I already do and have done for years and it has done fuck all for me

Owen?

lol just go to the gym and grow nibba?

>I do not want the government to have the power to remove people from their own properties based on the fact that they are democrats.
Government or not, you want to "physically remove them" from your country. You said it, not me.

>I already do and have done for years and it has done fuck all for me
FIght. You seem to enjoy threatening people online that can't actually do anything about it, so why not take that autism in to a ring and fight for real? Good for raising your t.

Fags.

I box too. I'm really really shit at it because i'm too stupid to throw combinations.

>Left hook, right jab, left hook
>*stand for 3 seconds while brain computes what he said*

If you haven't seen any results from lifting it's definitely your diet that's at fault. You need plenty of protein and enough calories per day to gain weight.

Read the sticky

youtube.com/watch?v=3ZJQAOpgo7Q

comfy. *sips tea*

how fucking hard is right,left, uppercut? you're not a filthy southpaw are you?

>Two ex-members of the IRA could finally face prosecution

Please don't send my dad to jail lads ;-;

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PRINCESS

Well, you initially characterised my opinion to be that I wanted the government to do such a thing. Obviously that isn't true. I also never said how quickly I want such a thing to be done. I believe that the exclusion and removal will be the consequence of systematic market processes, in the same way that capital is systematically excluded from and removed from entrepreneurs who make a loss.

I have seen results but it means precisely nothing when you're 5 foot 6 and sound like the kid from home alone.
>bro Napoleon was 5'6 bro
his iq was in the quadruple digits and he still gets the piss taken out of him hundreds of years later for his height

kys

kys

Orthodox i'm better at sparring than training because other people are even more retarded than me

ok

I think you're chatting bollocks, I don't think you exercise at all.

Well, there's a big difference between "physically removed" and "pressured to move". You initially said the first one but are now saying the second one. This is why I think you're chatting shit.

Care work. Either in a nursing home or as a HCA in a hospital.

About 75% of the people who apply for those jobs are retards or barely speak English and there's always a high turnover of staff so always lots of jobs going.

This is a bit of an odd thought but I was watching some Iron Maiden concert videos the other night for nostalgic reasons.

Begins with Churchill's speech, then 'Aces High'.
Play the Trooper, about the charge of the light brigade, runs on in a redcoat with a massive union jack which he waves around for the duration.

Crowd goes wild throughout. In Soviet Russia. In South America. In Africa. Across Europe. In Asia.

Iron Maiden are a British band who sometimes write songs about British stuff, like you'd expect, its what the crowd is there for.

Made me realise the only people offended by Britishness are British people.

>tumblr
>taking kuroneko's face in vain

KYS

I've applied for literally about 20 care jobs because it's big where i am. Got 3 phone calls and all of them needed a years experience with proof.

I don't give a fuck what you think

Yup.

He might legitimately be low test. Probably is shit lifestyle and diet like you say, but low test does cause lack of motivation etc.

Get your gp to check whore moans levels lad. Say you feel no motivation, tired, mood swings and weak they should look at your test levels of you tell them that.

I don't have custom filenames on this computer, my bad.

so spar with a semi-pro. He'll teach you where you're going wrong. You're only as good as the opponents you've faced user. Some chav who plays those punch machines is no use user. That and train like an mma fighter. It really fixes your core and stance.

Show us a picture of yourself then. Mask out your face in paint, just let us see your body. If you truly do box and lift then you'll be in decent shape, and you'll prove me wrong.

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I'll do this.

take your phone and go home, you are not wanted here

Well, of course, if they had their own little hole in the floor that was theirs and they didn't need access to any other resources then they would not be removed. They would be physically removed from certain institutions which they now have access to, however, should they continue to try to use them.

Dance monkey, dance monkey, post photos of your manlet self so we can all make memes and laugh, dance monkey, dance monkey

My depressed short-dyed-haired (female) commie racemixer housemate attended the Labour Party Conference this week and won't stop going on about how much she loves Ed Miliband

what up my dudes

hi honk

Shouldn't come on a political board talking about how you're a retarded, girl voiced, manlet without a job if you didn't want to have the piss taken out of you. Now post tits or fuck off.

Fuck off sperg

Well you lads don't give retarded advice to virtue signal.

pussy loves milliband

how do you do ancapbro

Does she live in 2015 aswell?

i'm doing well, thank you. i hope you're not feeling down right now either. do you have any great plans for the day? i know that i don't. but that's okay.