She sees your dick

She sees your dick.
> "so cute!"

what do?

PANIC

>cute dick
Dicks can't be cute, there is no such thing as a cute dick.

>Get a boost a confidence while also feeling extremely uncomfortable
>Usher her out of the room and slam the door
>Get dressed
>Go out and hug her

Yes they can be! I wish I had a cute penis

She sees your dick.
> "oh jeez"

what do?

Sounds about right.

I've actually had that happen

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She sees your dick.
>"Uwaaa, so small"

I think we can all agree on this one

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Cry.

easy, my dick is only small because it's kept in a tightly zipped package. *unzips dick*

>so tiny.

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Cry

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Remove her shirt and say the same thing

She sees your dick.
> "You need to go see a doctor, that's not normal."

What do?

I'm okay with just watching.

Wow, rude.

It glows!

Stop trying to keep it flaccid and make it grow.

>not liking having a cute penis
>letting her brush your pubic hair and put it into cute twintails and putting a cute pinku ribbon around your cute penis
>having a tea party with her friends and your cute penis and taking a sip of warm tea with your penis
>then having a kigurumi pajama party where you put bear ears over your penis since your foreskin is already a hood

It is of my strong opinion that if a dick is considered "cute" it may not always be the case that it is also small.

"oh jeez" in a pleasantly surprised way or a vexed way?

Say I'm sorry

That's for you to find out

>She sees your penis.

Don't tempt me.

>She sees your pretty penis

This, it's about it being straight, uniform, without spots, bumps or hairs

This is what I always get, feels alright man

she sees your dick
wat do?

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> have a ara gf
> have a cute penis
> gf gets off from teasing your penis and watching you squirm.

Life is perfect

/thread.

Well I just found a new fetish.

"Thanks."
Like a human would respond.

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Y-y-you too!

This actually happened to me

Normalfags literally can't stop blogposting.

"Thanks, I've been working on keeping it nice looking"

>"y-yours is pretty cute too"

Get aroused.

Let me guess, PPP, user?

Mabushi

I think flaccid penises are cute
I always say so to my boyfriend.

A woman has never seen my dick.

She sees your dick.
>"Eww, it STINKS!"

Neither of anybody else here

A lot of women have seen my dick, but that's just because I live in a country where exhibitionism is commonplace and customary.

I see my wiener everyday and talk to it.

>She sees your dick.
> "so cute!"
>what do?

That's a green light for rough sex.

penetrate ass

"That happened to me!" is not blog posting. Not exactly a great kind of post either, but don't call it what it's not.

>she sees your dick

>"Wanna see how cute it can get?"

I've been told that I have a "Beauiful Cock"

Fuck off

cute dick it's a polite way to say small dick

w-why's that senpai?

Traps usually have a cute dicks desu

>big dick problems

Nope Phimosis

Is that from Yukinya?

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>Why

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No femanons you fucking attention whore.

The order is all wrong.

>He thinks boys can't date boys

Cute willies are invariably small but let it be known that not all small ones are cute.

Michelangelo's David has a cute penis.

Actually is not

I want to suck off a virgin user who's ashamed of his cute penis. He'd be scared and on the verge of tears because no one had shown him any sexual attention before and he had already accepted his fate as an eternal virgin. He'd also probably cum prematurely just because it felt so good and in his nervous excitement he just couldn't help but shoot his load down my throat after only a minute of me teasingly licking and sucking him. Of course he would profusely apologize and burst into tears and I'd comfort him and tell him how it was okay and we can do more when he feels up to it. Then I'd cuddle him and he'd relax in my arms feeling happy and loved.

great let's meet

>tfw I fit this description and would love all this
h-hi

frick off i asked her first

>her
I was kinda hoping it was a boy.

woah, then in that case keep it

Stop it user, you're making me feel bad

>she sees your dick

This is what anime does to people.

Anime causes people to have cutesex?

That's it, I love anime now.

No, it causes grown men to be disgusting anime posting degenerates that deserve nothing other than being choked out.

I never specified my gender nor was I attention whoring
I'm a girl

You just did you absolute fucking imbecile. The next time you think you have something worthwhile to say, cut your tongue out and toss it out the window you completely worthless fucking slut.

ylyl

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>Sekimen Shoujo is still the only micropenis shaming artist
Why?

I hadn't before, you just assumed
now calm down retard

too close to home to most of the artists

The fuck man. That's hot.

>quotation marks and greentext
Can you retarded newshits fuck off, please.

You're not in nu-/jp/, gramps.

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Get with the times.
A feminine dick is a cute dick.