>be russian
>get poor and cucked by the cleptocracy
>be european
>get raped by ahmed and cucked by the government
>be american
>get shot and called a racist, get into debt you won't pay in 3 lives
>be african
>die of aids
>be australian
>suffer a painful death from a spider bite
World is a harsh place
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You can't get shot if you shoot first
>be american
>get shot
not disappointed
what about South Korea
Should have worked clapping in there.
Yunyun is for bullying
>get cucked out of good looking kids even if you're not racemixing because 50% of young korean women have had plastic surgery
>be asian
>get cucked by corporatocracy
Literally a petri dish for America to do large scale psyop experiments. Literally ran by cultists.
Be south American enjoy a land without niggers ir pc culture while also fucking qt latinas
That would be every country my user...
Wait, don't tell me you didn't realize that South Africa, Sweden, Poland and many others are just political social experiments?
Nah I know, the dumb fucking weeb only asked about SK though.
>be ukrainian
>live in yurope and africa at the same time and place
I don't recommend.
0 ass
Do some Squats, girl
South africa is an attempt at a social experiment, but its a work in progress. Sweden is an rich society that collapsed on its own excess, a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah. Poland is largely resistant to external social forces, although that doesnt mean that those forces arent trying.
>be South Korean
>hang myself
>Czechia
>Slovenia
>Japan
Are there any other countries where you won't feel like in a third world cunt?
Poland is an ally to orthodox Jews and a (?) target / enemy of globalist Jews
American Jews (soros shills) shit talked Poland and Hungary. One month later Israel denounced Soros. 3 months later Israel announced pursuing closer ties with V4
Feels like we are all just a pawns in some grand Jewish civil war
If Poland told NATO to fuck off and allied itself with it's arch-nemesis Russia, then it would become a major European power.
However, if it continues on its current course, it will eventually clash with Russia and several million Slavs will die over nothing.
>be chinese
> the greatest rising superpower the world has ever seen
You mean
>be chinese
>government uses you like cattle
I don't like plastic.
Poland doesn't need to expand east. It just needs to outlast Germany's collapse and it will be a power.
Reminder: Megumin is best girl
>Be Icelandic
>Lose almost 40% of your pay to taxes
>Roads still don’t get fixed
At this point in not sure whether death is my greatest enemy or my greatest friend
>be south korean
>have no ass
>be american
>be so niggerized that only big monkey asses turn you on
this desu
>be turk
>watch your nation get fucked harder everyday by it's own president
(I'm a senior,we were supposed to have a really important exam this year,I prepped 2 years for it. They removed it at the start of this year,said they are going to replace it something "less-stress-inducing. They said the exact same shit 4 years ago)
> be south korean
> governed by a feminist religious cult
>be Latvia
>be a bitch to someone at any time in the world
>meguniggers unironically exist
>posting useless goddess
Reminder:
PAEDOPHILIA
IS
AGAINST
THE
FUCKING
LAW
GO HANG YOURSELF DUMB ANIME POSTERS
>aquafag
Unironically kill yourself.
>14
>pedophilia
ok
I like where this thread is going
Are you implying that our love for Megumin is sexual?
I like where you'll going after death.
Megumin is a miracle of the universe.
speaking of australia
meguman is a armpits whore and only good for her armpits
aqua is pure
wtf is armpit whore?
This. Megumin is not for lewds but rather for cuddles and kisses!
orwellian shithole, look at its laws about porn
That's where you're wrong, kiddo. Megumin is literally the only perfect thing in this universe. Aqua is a dumb filthy slut.
>be italian
>so low test you think any ass larger than pancake is sheboon tier
Aqua is a drunk spoiled useless bitch goddess who is too much of a slut to even wear panties
Life is suffering
stop bullying aqua
she is the ONLY chance kono shitstorm has for a other season
read the mango nigger
You Poles should feel fortunate that being targets of conquers so often has made your culture resistant to white guilt.
She does wear panties though.
>get nuked
It's gonna get another season and Megumin will be the reason why. And is she different in the manga or something?
>South Africa is a work in progress
On the contrary my burger friend. South Africa is what happens when you let the chimps run the zoo.
We're in limbo, but at least I have my waifu here.
Can I get a quick rundown on this? I thought the goods kept their women in line?
she has the pantsu in the manga
longer skirt to
maybe kazuma and meguman love arc could be a anime season or movie but megumin a whore in it and implied lets the penis in her by kazuma
good thing aqua is pure
>be Chechen
>star in porn for a living
>be Japanese
>work to death
*gooks
>be swiss
>die of boredom because nothing ever happens in this country
>posting on an anime forum
>get into debt
No one forced retarded burgers to sign up for a credit card and buy a bunch of stupid shit that they cannot afford. Faggots that willingly dig themselves into a financial hole deserve it.
idk i want to cuddle and kiss her as well as use her limp body as an onahole
>be NZers
>surrounded by chinese
posting in epic loli thread
>South Africa it's a work in progress
Sure user and Zimbabwe was the much needed answer for how it will never work.
Why is she so based?
I think OP is referring to fat lazy libs who destroy their bodies with drugs and then whine that they can't afford insurance because they don't have jobs
delet
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bemp for emgunim
>>be european
>>get raped by ahmed and cucked by the government
it doesn't count as rape if you accept it
hihihi
Naisu bampu!
bumb
she nic girl
she fren
i liek mu ch
no girl is cuter than megumin
eks plokson!!!!!
I want to sniff Megumin's loli butt!
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The hivemind is smart. Israeli Jews just gain sympathy from us goyim so we don;t shoah their globalist Jews
>Be shitposter
>Perpetuate poorly grounded stereotypes for the lulz
>be south korean
>get your women and kids raped by US marine niggers.
Heil Victory
Heil Megumin
Why is she so perfect?
>be a jew
>be part of the most hated minority in the world.
Its even worse when you research why people hate you and then you realize its actually our fault.
I want to explode inside Megumin if you catch my drift
HEIL
this desu
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
You can't get raped if you rape first
Megumin doesn't brap, baka! she is too pure! r-right?
this fucking thread
She does, but her braps are pure!
Crimson devil arch wizards don't pee, so I find it unlikely that she braaps.
>you will never diddle megumin when she goes limp and loses control of her bodily functions after using explosion magic
why live
Aside from Megumin, the upcoming race war and an eventual new classic Sanic game are the only things that still keep me going.
stay stronk, polan