I'm going to post this everyday until you like it

I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.

But user, I Already Like It.

FAKER.

FAKER.

What happened to the real one? Did he stop?

He's in a better place now.

Be careful when eating fish.

What do you mean? I've always posted it.

It has finally happened. I warned you. The sakurafish.pg contains a hidden memetic subliminal code which slowly changes your brain cells to those of Sakurafish. The more time you see the image the more the code's efficiency to your brain is. As soon as Sakurafish bites the dust his brain will release a φ-type waveform that will transfer his consciousness to the human who's brain has been affected the most by the sakurafish code. By posting it everyday he will make sure he lives forever. It's too late now! The first transferred occurred. You could be next.

I thought I wanted to do it once.

But he did it once.

I am indifferent to it?

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I am still the fin of my fish. Maybe.

Unban when?

No, I'm literally superior to SakuraFish.

But you didn't post it yesterday.

Oh it's you. Never mind. Fuck off.

No, she hates it.

I HATE IT
But I love you all, even OP

>implying

Sakura falls in love with Shiro.

Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at each of her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.

>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?

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>Becoming a carp

No, I don't think it's possible

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I will soon turn you all into fish
with the power of MAGIC!

This is bullshit, where's the real sakurafish

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It's been years and I still don't like it.

I STILL HATE IT

eaten by bears

We will all become the fish
We will all become the fish
We will all become the fish
We will all become the fish
We will all become the fish

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w-wait...

That was a BOY before she laid her hands on him!

SHE'S A WITCH!!!

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*every day

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