This is your loli for tonight

This is your loli for tonight

What kind of magic can it do?

None, she has no magical powers

Then what purpose does she have?

Can i have her glassess friend?

She can sweep your floor with her broom.

She has the power to make your peepee feel good.

>worst loli of the decade
No thank you.

A truly worthless loli

Is she any good at it?

>Is she any good at it?
She'd probably end up making the place dirtier than before

Then what the fuck is the point of this loli?

To be an annoying little shit

Can I choose this one?

Nah, I would rather have the tomboy.

Atleast she's cute.

No, only rich guys get this loli

You dont pick your loli, they pick you.

Can I have this one instead?

That's not even a loli
Jesus Christ you fags are stupid

My loli has a penis, is she broken?

i can fix her for you.

What does a loli's head feel like?

Like a normal head, but smaller.

>tfw a loli will never pick you as her very own
Even if this was a thing, a lot of us probably wouldn't get picked at all.

>all this talk about how useless Akko is
Shame on you

she can make my wand disappear

lolis and shotas are both much better with silly hats

That's an interesting way to sweep the floor. At least she is having fun.

>Then what the fuck is the point of this loli?
1 free night of bullying and shitposting.

My loli pouts if we don't have sex once a day.

Here's my schedule of events for tonight.

5 pm (official start of night as outlined in OP)
>pick up loli
>drive through McDonald's and get chocolate milkshakes, food (burgers or nuggies, depending on loli's taste. I will be getting 3 McDoubles and a large order of fries)
>head home

5:30 - 6:30 pm
>introductions, home and bedroom tour
>create small bed for loli to sleep on
>finish eating food and put away leftovers
>get loli unpacked and comfortable

6:30 - 8 pm
>turn on a movie, let loli pick one but if she can't decide within 20 minutes I'll just pick one
>loli will sit on the couch with me
>watch movie and drink what's left of the milk shakes. Popping popcorn is optional but recommended (I'll explain this before we start the movie)

8 pm - 9 pm
>free time
>loli can work on coloring books, stickers, general arts and crafts
>I will be cleaning up the house and assisting her in creating some art
>we will finish this time block by framing and putting the art up around my house
>will instruct loli on signing and dating her artwork for future endeavors (I will claim ownership of any artwork done in my home with my art supplies, however)

9:10 - morning
>loli bed time, she will be instructed to brush her teeth, hair, and put on pajamas if she hasn't changed yet
>she will be instructed to go to sleep on her bed which was shown to her earlier
>if she doesn't want to sleep, I will read a book of her choosing to her for 1 hr max
>if she can't decide on a book within 15 minutes, I will pick one
>after optional reading time, it will be lights out
>loli will be given a buzzer which can be used 3 times per night to page me if she needs anything (after 3 times I will take the pager and not return it)
>upon morning, loli will be instructed to shower and change into new clothes. She will be assisted in packing her bags as well
>parting words will be spoken in the car as I bring her back to the predetermined drop-off location
>I will give her my business card for later

>you have to eat ALL the eggs

your are beyond drunk, literally anything else

the pouts are kinda cute too though, how problematic

? it was just a prank m8

That's a good plan but you made a fatal mistake when you missed out on the opportunity to brush the loli's hair for her.

That could be worked into the schedule, probably between 9 and morning. After the shower would be best.