See this

>see this

what do?

>Seduce
>Get her in bed
>Apply poison outside of condom when she isn't looking
>Kill her while fucking
>Win the game
EZ

Soft serve? No thanks.

>implying i can make a choice that wasn't already staged by Yuno

Any way i would be happy, at least i know i'm important to someone either to love me or to kill me.

Win the game. Duh. Then I can just jump into another universe where the game never happens and live happily.

Cum in one of them, swap them around a few times and make her choose.
Joke's on her; I came in both but I spent the last few years building up an immunity to semen.

>animeonly fags

They didn't use a condom. She was trying to get pregnant because she thought it would be cool to have a son of that little bitch faggot.

Free ice cream? Dafuq not

Stick dick in crazy

>used goods
Walk away.

Eat ice cream. Seriously why is this a question.

She'll sense and eventually notice the poison.

Yanderes usually only go after beta males who can't fight back

Ill be fine

probably

Take the ice cream. I fucking love ice cream

Why is Crona wearing anything but his usual black?

Step 1 isn't important in this case

Ignore.

Wonder why her seiyuu doesn't get more roles.

Look at her with a perplexed expression.

Accept ice cream, hold hands.

>eat the ice cream
>wake up groggy later, tied to a chair
>get humiliated and tortured to death
>she becomes god and goes back in time to do it again

10/10 would get murdered by an infinite number of times.

Reminds me of an attemped murder case where a women applied poison to her vagina so her boyfriend would ingest it during oral sex.

I knew I was right to not have sex ever

RIP AND TEAR
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS

Im lactose intolerant

YES

Yanderes are built for crazy, lustful insanity-inducing sex.

There is literally nothing wrong with sticking your dick in something this crazy.

>take the icecream with my right hand
>quickly put my hand on her lower back and push her towards myself
>kiss her sloppily and kinda violent (tons of repressed lust)
>accidentally drop the icecream
>then I'll grab her hand and move somewhere private

I haven't watched Mirai Nikki (it's been in my backlog for a loooong while), but I guess what will suprise a yandere the most is you showing your affection for her.

>take ice cream
>crack up a bunch of eggs onto it
>hand it back to her and say "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat these"

That's still not going to save yourself from being castrated, murdered, and chopped up into little suitcase-sized bits.

As long as I can delay it, it's fine.

Full counter.

Ignore her and find the superior Yuno.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

She was already in front of you.

>your waifu offers you ice cream