>Be white college student with aesthetic Nazi facial features and haircut
>interview at huge plant for major company Thursday
>part-time job on night shift while in school
>come dressed in shirt and tie like a normal person would when applying for job
>wait outside plant for interviewer
>holding leather binder with resume, etc. inside
>about 30 other people there too
>literally only white guy (bad area in primarily hispanic city)
>only one dressed nice, other applicants wearing gym shorts or baseball caps
>older white guy comes up to me, hands me papers
>”okay, so here are the papers you should hand out to them before the interview. Make sure they put their name, number, and email on them”
>everyone can hear him
>literally never met me before
>starts walking away, I still have papers
>”oh, sorry, I’m with-”
>doesnt hear me
>everyone stares at me
>black girl does that tongue-cheek noise they make
>tfw no joking my way out of this one
>*chuckling*
>”so I guess Im handing this out, put your name, number, and email on them”
>”if anyone needs a pen, I have extras”
>*unzip leather binder*
>they line up to borrow a pen
>never got my pens back
ITT: Times You Were the Only White Person
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haha never happened to me sorry
Never?
>>Cashing-in on your white privileges
Do you get the job?
Literally every day
>Got hired by a Chinese law firm because they "wanted a white Jewish guy"
>All my coworkers are Chinese
>All my clients are Chinese
>Get free $1000+ dinners/drinks because in their culture, the oldest and richest person at the table has to pay for everyone, you pretend to fight over the check but always let them win
>Free cigarettes because manager smokes like a chimney
>Cannot imagine how bad it would be would be if my situation was with blacks or mexicans instead
>I am the face of white privilige
today orientation:
>room with 20 new hires
>only white person again
>dressed less casual this time, collared shirt
>*go through slideshows, fill out paperwork, etc*
>"okay anons, last thing we're gonna do before you start is meet with union"
>in comes two mexicans and a black guy in gym shorts and t-shirtss
>"ayy we're your union reps, homes"
>*20 minute slideshow on how I should pay 10% of my already shit pay to work a part-time job*
>need to establish my role as something other than "that white guy" they saw day before
>*rep points at me*
>”is there anyone else in here who is not a minority or person of color?”
>kind of triggered not gonna lie
>attention-deprived me sees an opportunity to make my fellow blue collar workers laugh like the warehouse workers do in 'The Office'
>"I guess that makes me the minority here, haha”
>look around for laughs
>nothing, just silence and glares
>realize this was a swing and a miss
>"haha. maybe not for him, but for everyone else, the union will protect you so you wont be discriminated against for your race, gender, sexual orientation, age, or religion"
>everyone laughs
>seriously need to recover from that missed joke last time and secure my role as the funny guy on the first day like they do in prison movies
>"so do I get a discount on my dues then?"
>audible "ughhh" from LaKeisha
>strike two
>*rep holding back shank*
>“haha, no. everyone pays the same dues and receives the same wage regardless of their race, gender, or anything else”
>*me in stereotypical white guy voice and mannerisms in failed attempt to be funny*
>"well, that sucks”
>some chuckles but all-around disgust with me
>*people ask questions about whether the union benefits will cover their kids health, daycare, legal services, 40-year olds asking about retirement/401k/pension, etc.*
>”are there any other questions?”
>”ya, do you guys offer discounts at stores? Im saving up for a new computer”
>”yes, we offer that too”
>tfw establish myself as the white devil
obviously
see,
>be in eastern shore town
>trying to get some puss
>few girls brought back to the house
>4 girls and 5 guys there
>I go outside to smoke
>turbo kike, half black girl, and some jungle chink out there
>they say to me "you're friend is out of control he said retard and nigger with a hard r
>feign concern
>tell them he's military give him a break
>pretend that I don't give a fuck about politics
>"you didn't vote for Trump did you?"
>me: "no I don't vote"
Ended up banging the half nig that night
>mfw
>maybe not for him, but for everyone else, the union will protect you
Sue them
he meant it in a minority-protection sense. sounds worse than it was.
>>"I guess that makes me the minority here, haha”
I would have laughed if I were there, user.
That actually happens to ya'll? Fuck man.
Might've happened when I was in that shithole containment city known as Oslo, but I'm too young to remember.
What kind of Dane uses yall? Do they teach you that in esl classes?
> on basketball courts after school in high school
> had wet jumpshot, if let open, would nail every shot.
> nicknamed "white jesus"
When I was dragged to go see The Color Purple some years ago with my family. I swore I was the only white person there. God alone knows what they were saying about me, but it's not worth worrying about now.
>Be me
>worked the last 4 years part time with mostly Dominicans and a couple of Nigerians.
>Guess who finished school and got a better paying job in that time?
Everytime I get on the bus.
>be naive degenerate college normie
>pot dealer invites me to a party
>get there and it's all black in a fair ghetto area
>pretty high tho and enjoying myself anyways the black guys are pretty funny to watch
>host is actually a cute weebish mixed girl
>were actually flirting back and forth
>suddenly freaks out
>she can't find her wallet
>suddenly goes hood "which one of yous niggas took my wallet!!"
>all eyes on me
>they search me
>nothing... they search the house a bit, no luck but shit calms down
>flop down on the couch and feel something
>little green velcro wallet in the crease between the cushions
>find the girl outside smoking and give it to her and explain, she hugs me
>she opens the wallet
>"I had forty dollars in here wtf!!!"
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>thinking Sup Forums is white
When I went to London
>be in college
>in deep south texas
>downtown college
>no one is white
>feel out of place
>be a white 'minority' in a city where the population is 30% white
>people have the nerve to claim themselves as oppressed
my old sales job. everyone else was black
>get in company van
>drive to popeyes for lunch
>the negroes huddle around the van as i am about to head inside
>african immigrant supervisors yells at me to come back
>wut
>user if you wants tah roll wit us you need to fall in line bro
>they hand me a blunt
>this happens literally every day
>most of my paychecks go to weed
>hotbox for 1 month straight with 3 other negroes and a thick sheeboon lesbian
>quit around month 3
>owe the bank $30 and they closed my account, almost a year later still havent paid it off
>just buy amazon gift cards when i want to shop online
it was fun for the most part but there were times when i felt my life was at risk. i got used to my supervisor driving while smoking at the same time. to this day i have no idea how we avoided getting pulled over
Oooh poor thing...
I've always lived the opposite situation & you know what? If you behave like the ambassador of your ethnic group, there won't be any problem.
I've never been the only white, but have you ever been one of only a few whites in a room?
Suddenly the whites become your best friends, your eyes lock and you'll give them an eye roll or a white people frown thing, and you both know that together, you are annoyed by all the shitskins. Really makes you feel like white people really are secretly all racist.
Change white to black and you've got modern day dindus.
>be me
>driving through the most ghetto part of Turin, it's full of nignogs and arabs
>get a call from my dad
>he's had a car crash, is stranded in some bullshit small town and doesn't have his credit card
>asks me to send him money with western union since there's a bar that has it
>go to atm, pull 500€, ask the first italian-looking person where I can find a western union
>"there's one right around the corner man"
>go round the corner
>enter the shop
>there's like 40 of the niggest nigs I've ever seen in it
>not a single italian, hell not even sand people.they're all fucking black as coal
>i'm gonna get robbed and raped am I not
>they're actually pretty nice even if I can't identify who the fuck the store owner is supposed to be
>do the WU thing and GTFO
Well, that was extremely disconcerting if uneventful.
As a child most of my friends were Mexican girls
Going into the city in Sydney.
I went to Paris once.
>be in college
>love smoking weed
>make friends with my arab drug dealer
>start hanging out at his place
>cool parties on the weekends, great music, tons of weed
>he has all of his black and turkish friends over
>we all get along, think I'm cool for a white dude
>don't sperg out and talk about politics
>always have a great time
>make lots of new cool friends
life is all about blending in and making things easier for yourself. thats the true red pill. all of this white power shit is for the birds. why go through the effort? just enjoy life guys you wouldnt be so mad all the time
>haha who gives a fuck about anything just live life bro i dont care if shitskins take over my country haha dude weed lmao 420 blaze it
This is why you don't smoke weed.
>just be a degenerate tard goy
>fry our brain with drugs, goy, all the cool kids do it
>here, why don't you go make friends with Tyrone? And bring some white girls with you so they can make friends too!
>trust me goy you'll have a better life if you do this
>smoking weed
Duuuuuuuuuuuude!!!!!
>go to apply at a security company in Edmonton
>I'm a fit young white male, wear a tie and am professional appearing
>all the other applicants are migrants, niggers, chinks, Indians, muzzies etc
>talk with them and they barely speak English
>part of the process was giving you a test at beginning to see if you know English
>it was like a 3rd grader could perfect it
>stuff like circle the word 'the' in the sentence above on the test
>one nigger came to the interview dressed in full nigger purple african tribal costume and doesn't even speak English
>Human Resources doing the hiring are all typical white women in their late 20's who are social justice type
>they give all the jobs to the migrants including dumb tribal nigger
I fucking hate this country.
I heard that the shadier Chinese organizations will hire a white guy just to attend meetings with clients only to add legitimacy to a less-than-legitimate organization.
The Chinese are the worst schemers
i had a chinese girlfriend and we went out with her chinese friends to chinese restruants and crap
lol how are you all so bitter? Who denies you in high school? What was her name user. Life will get better I promise
life is better if you just relax, maaaaaaaaan *ruins the lives of all future white American progeny in exchange for not feeling temporarily uncomfortable*
>adopted by nigger family?
if those are your peers, goes to show you're quite the fuck up yourself
>he will never know what it feels to work in an office full of whites
The area around my 4-year university is majority black
>decide to make a grocery run early Sunday morning before the bums and con artists wake up from their slumbers
>only white guy in the grocery store
>buy like 5 things, go to the 10 items or fewer line
You see where this is going, right?
>start placing my items on the belt
>little black girl runs up and puts a can of soup ahead of me
>put a few more things on
>her mom swoops in, shoves all of my items back UP the belt and empties her cart with more than 10 items in it
There's no way that I could have gotten out of that situation with losing more respect. Nobody would have really had my back in that place.
I imagine the mom teaching her daughter to be rude to whitey because if he fights back, it'll still always be his fault. Probably wouldn't have happened if I wasn't white.
>he couldn't get in a better college
you're exactly where you belong
Try being the only white person in morocco
went to my Indian friend's birthday party, literally everyone else was Indian, had fun tho
>be me
>be white
>work with only whites
Life is good mang.
what's it like?
>nothing, just silence and glares
A beautiful greentext.
>temp job
>site has a cafeteria
>say fuck it, and sit with all blacks
>Laquisha says her dad hired someone to do some shit around their house and it was all mexicans
>not one of them was black
>table reaches general consensus Mexicans be fucking everything up.
>white devil not blamed this time
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lol you're a faggot.
You are a fucking bitch
>Be me, 13-14 years old
>Dad is doctor
>We're out to eat, dad mentions that a friend / patient of his has passed away, and he remembers that the receiving for his funeral is that night, in like 20 minutes
>I have to go since there isn't time to drop me off
>end up at black funeral home, at receiving for black man
>everyone there is old, black, in black people church clothes, staring at the white guy and his son in jeans and t-shirts
>it's super awkward but there's no interaction
Another story with dad:
>Be about 21, visiting San Francisco on a free trip with my dad, who is attending a medical convention there
>go check out Chinatown
>catch bus out of the area when we're done
>bus is full of ancient fucking Chinese people who all look and smell like they just finished a day in the rice paddies 400 years ago, back in the homeland
>somehow feel even weirder and more out of place than I did at the black receiving
man fuck that. you should of punted the little nigger and told her mom off. don't be a pussy dude.
lol you fucking faggot. you don't have to sperg out just be like hey i was already here. grow some fucking balls.
Thanks for the insightful comment
that on e time I went to jail
>black girl does that tongue-cheek noise they make
Please elaborate on this.
you're in their country faggot. jesus christ you're retarded.
Growing up in the 90s.
>live in PG County, Maryland
>dude, like, why don't you like just some some weed and chill, dude
'cause I ain't a fucking lowlife no-future tard, that's why.
Plant? Hispanics? Are you a South Texas user?
>go to Cahuita for vacation
>go reef fishing in dugout with no pole only log with string wrapped around
>catch lots of fish sometimes 3 at a time
>touch wild monkeys and eat almonds off tree
>go to bar that night
>numerous euro milf single women around
>see black man with flashlight in pocket
>user is advised by local that it is not flashlight
>see young male military looking types not usa
>advised that they are isrealis
>stop asking questions
>watch euro milfs get blacked and booze
>wonder why isreali military vacations there
>go home with good memories of black people time
Your eurocuck women are coming to here to get blacked. And no niggers here.
>be in primary school in my own neighbourhood with parents who seemingly didn't care
I know some people had much, much worse childhoods, but there's something about going to a coal field where the only other white people around are either in a different class, or teachers.
Didn't help all the teachers were women either.
Anything for the little nigger, did you know he dindu nuffin?
Teach told me that all the time whenever I showed up with a black eye after lunch.
>get invited to a house party by my mexican coworker
>says theres gonna be tons of fine bitches
>decided what the fuck, need to get drunk anyways
>go to the address, its literally in the middle of a ghetto
>show up, i am clearly the only white guy in a basement full of 60-70 nogs and about 15-20 spics
>wearing a yellow jimi hendrix shirt
>at least three nogs automatically ask me "who u is" implying what gang am i in, because yellow is a gang color here
>look for my friend, apparently he left or didnt even show up
>start looking around for beers
>find a fat black bitch sitting on a case of bud light
>"how much for one of those"
>fat black bitch cant understand my proper english, goes HUH
>ask again, same response
>"nevermind"
>go to the laundry room to have a smoke
>its guarded by two nigs who call it DA VIP ROOM MAYNE and i gotta pay 3 bucks to get in
>figure what the fuck i'll pay him 3 bucks just to see whats going on back here
>its literally 10 nogs in a circle freestyle rapping to a beat played on a phone
>i walk in and they all stop and stare at me
>"WHO LET DA WHITE BOY IN"
>they all crack up
>i leave
>go to my car
>start thinking very deeply about taking the ruger that's in my trunk and going back in there to kill every single black demon i see
>decide not to because i have a kid and i wanna see him grow up
>go home
Your story offers nothing but confirmation that you are indeed a fucking bitch.
I forgot this other one:
>Be me, in Seattle, 2008, near Pike's Place Market
>Step in to McDonalds to piss
>The employees are all flaming gay asian teens, the "customers" are all homeless nigs.
>As I walk out the door, I survey the scene one last time and say "fuckin' America, man" and leave.
> be visiting New York City
> by the only white person
Mfw
>worst schemers
Can you really say they're bad if the schemes work though?
>Banging half nigger
>Survivng Day of the Rope
Pick one please
>you should of punted the little nigger
Yeah, that would have really helped me pay for my groceries and leave.
>told her mom off
>just be like hey i was already here
Do you think she would have listened to me and said "oh, sorry, you were going to buy those?"
Realistically, I would have just started moving her groceries after mine. Eh, this was back in college before Obama increased racial tensions.
Right lol who the fuck does this guy think he is
That's interesting because when I visited Seattle I was amazed by how white it was compared to other American cities.
I am not going to green text my stories. I travel alot for fun and adventure. There are many times I have been in Asia and Africa as the only white person. Never had a problem, crush local pussy, and generally enjoy a good repor with the locals. But always in the back of my mind NEVER RELAX
Chink love!
This kind of shit only happens in here at universities
Normally people just want to fuck each other regardless of race
Moral of the story is that your faggot ass should be raising that white boy instead of attempting to get drunk with niggers.
you should have beaten your dad's bitch ass
Where the fuck do you go to college?
t. San Antonio
Even Goyimfornia isn't even that SJW. Affirmative action in its essence is reverse racis.
Excellent, we need to push this angle. Either blacks help us keep the Mexicans out of here, or the Mexicans take the jobs blacks could be doing. It's the blacks choice.
Whoa, tough guy on the internet right here!
I saw so many Asian people there, and all the white men seemed to be gay. Far fewer blacks than any other major US city that I can remember, and I've been to most of them.
>black people having jobs
seriously?
Define how their schemes work though?
Are they doing some level of business? Sure.
Are their schemes well known? Yes.
Are they doing better than if they were doing business honestly? Maybe not.
Except you're not white. Jew.
>never got my pens back
cuck
Kinda sad that this has become the new normal. People grow up with these animals, and don't realize that it wasn't like that just a generation ago.
People under 30 or even 40 have never experienced the US as a country where being white was the norm.
San Antonio user here, family lives in Beeville, ranches in beeville and Hebbronville
user pls...
>Dude just hit the blunt and forget all about politics maaaaan
went to a job interview for a testing/job interview. it was for SBC back then its now AT&T. the room was packed. alot of blacks.... the SBC employee said "if i call your name you can stay because it means you passed, if not you can try again later on".. it was me and some nerdy white guy and white girl.. i never ended up getting the job. my sister who worked for them at the time told me it was due too trying to hire "different aspects" or whatever she said it was bs.. we both know why.. the test was basic High School stuff too.. my dad straight up told me.. its because your white and they are trying to diversify... true story. my dad still brings up this event till this day in anger.. that was back in 2003
It was the employee cafeteria; we were all working there. Blacks work. Niggers don't.
I'm not trying to be a dick but your story is really sad and shows a completely impotent man.
>aesthetic Nazi face
I bet you where just some fat balding dude who wore pantera shirts all the time screaming I don't give a fuck
>start new job at company earlier in the year
>moved from a urban area to a heavily rural area (fucking corn fields everywhere)
>be one of only two non white workers in my department of about 30+
>only hispanic
>everyone else is between 15-35 years older than me and white
>genuinely feel welcomed and encouraged by everyone. Any ethic remarks are joking around saying im in the Cartel and will smoke people who get on my bad side
>tfw I love my job and want to stay here forever
>Affirmative action in its essence is reverse racis.
there's nothing reverse about it
Indian bitches love white guys, you're in
I put the source where you got that pic.