You are not an American if:
>You are Catholic
>You are Jewish
>You are Muslim
>You are German
>You are Italian
>You are Eastern European
>You are Brown
>You are Yellow
>You are Mixed race
>Your family came after 1800
Only Godly Protestant men of the purest Anglo-Saxon stock are American.
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So, the Amish?
Because the rest are interbred with the undesirables.
>omission of the Irish.
Me and my ancestors would thank you, but I'm pretty sure you just forgot to list us.
Wait, just noticed Catholics.
So you didn't forget us after all.
We're all Americans now.
You are not American if
>Your family came here after the year 1000
i'll take what is the "14th amendment" for 200 points.
>Your family came after 1800
lol wtf
That makes zero sense.
>Badaba da bob
>pls send vagine
>It's another D&C thread
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>It's another D&C thread
>German
That is fucking dumb as shit, buddy. You retarded?