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Beers with John Podesta

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>BREAKING NEWS:
>Police raid OP's house and find 3000 penises in his closet

>What was his end game?

4000 Penises.

Duuude thats fucked up.

#obssesed

OVER 3000!?!

You tell me friend.

ONE WORD
DICK ROCKET

lol too much meth

Obviously trying to ward off feminists

VEAL SCALOPPENIS

>world news daily report

literally fake news

>half the federal agents are women
They'll probably insist on counseling and days off after having to handle jars of dicks.

I don't see a problem, they won't be needing them anymore :^)

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Pretty sure this a horribly-aged Randy Marsh.

Well this proves there is no such thing as ghosts, if downs syndrome Buffalo Bill isn't being haunted nobody is.

>What was his end game?
Anal transcendence.

I opened the thread hoping to see this.

By looking at him you wouldn't believe that guy was a creep.

Are they going to charge him with 3000+ counts of whatever the legal term is? Desecration of human remains or something I believe. Surely he won't go to life in prison but life in the nuthouse.

That guy looks like he would have 3,000 penises.

IT'S A ROCKETSHIP.... MADE OUT OF DICKS!

If I know cops like I think I do there were probably only 1000 or so and they went with an estimate based on weight before they finished drying

The worst human centipede ever.

[internally impressed]

He was trying to break your mom's record for number of dicks taken

>literally sucking a bag of dicks

>There were shelves everywhere, filled with hundreds of glass jars. Each of them contained a penis floating in formalin

oh pppft, just a thousand penises? hardly even a crime is it. we basically all have a thousand amputated penises at home. this is fake news.

his end game was probably to stuff people he didnt like with dicks when they die. maybe a family member who talked shit during a family reunion

Is this officially the first person ever arrested for Cockmancy?

Sup Forums has over 9000 penises
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and all of them are raping children

>even those based on real people

OP story confirmed true.

Dickship to dickplanet.

Trying to craft the perfect penis.