Mai waifu

Mai waifu

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>2016
>not having a waifu
are you even serious anymore ?

Good taste. I want to fuck that nun so hard.

you're waifu a shit

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taken from the lyrics of this song;
>I don't care what you say nigga, damn I love mai waifu

of course my drunk ass forgot the song itself
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>2031
Not hanging from a noose

I want to, but too lazy to tie a noose.
Plus, it's kinda suspicious to buy only long drinks and some rope from a store suddenly, innit ?

Well I like the idea that we're all dead and that the world ended long ago and that all this is just some kind of... weird illusion limbo thingy... That is if the world was real in the first place.

>Yeah committing suicide is hard work and im lazy

I'm too lazy, you have to put effort into hanging yourself, and I'm too lazy to.
Also, I believe that this life is hell, which is essential, because once you die, you can do anything to the life you're gonna be reborn into.
I really, really would want to be reborn into Honoka's arms, waking up in the other life, and just realizing, that she's right there, asking if I'm awake yet. I'd gently just pat her on the head, and start doing something, like going on a walk with her, playing games or just simply watch a movie or something.
Yes, I'm 100% serious about my theory of death.

>143555555
>555555
This IS the truth, this get confirmed it.
Imma hang myself asap, I'm coming for you, my love.

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>555555

Wasted get, youre a faggot

>Yes, I'm 100% serious about my theory of death
You mean 555555% serious.

I wanna know the true feeling of seeing a loli on the toilet having a fluid time, if you know what I mean. I bet my penis would get harder then the strongest material on earth

>six fives of the absolute
>theory of death
>sincerely pure date with Honk

The end is nigh.

you're reading the truth, my friend
I know, god isn't dead, as you can see here, my post got the approval of god, 555555
>faggot
>lowkey wants to fuck Honoka
sure senpai, whatever you say
well, why not actually ?
well, that's your choice, go for it, idgaf.
are you implying Honoka is bad ?
If that's the case, see pic

Look at all those 5s

>555555

Onii chan you hentai, why do you own so many 5s?

God confirmed my theory to be true.
That's why, user-kun.

God has a nice beard

Idk much, but he just confirmed the theory.
right, god ?

I mean he has a pretty nice beard, you gotta admit.

well, sure.
but most important of all, he actually made my theory true. that's the only thing that matters to me.

Im still waiting for the day when I can hear a little gi... urrrm I mean loli have an upset stomach on the toilet. DO YOU HEAR ME GOD!!! I KNOW YOU LURK IN THESE THREADS!!!

that's honestly really sick.
you don't get the afterlife, sick cunt.

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>41576572122568
not being immortal

you don't deserve the good rebirth with such filthy intentions.

While your waifu is shit we stolen it, you no longer have a waifu

>---001---
Being nothing but the final line in the void of the soon to be universe. Not having feels nor a soul, just a particle that will soon be more then it can imagine. Tho then again how can something without a soul imagine anything if its nothing but a spec in what is soon to be a world of life and death.

>honkfags

Be a good Russian orthodox christian and go to heaven instead

you're not getting the afterlife with Umi or anyone else, cunt.
nah senpai, actually I'm an agnostic.
but that get must be the sign of there being a god, and that glorious fucker likes anime lowkey.

You're not an agnostic.
If you were agnostic you'd not attribute meaning or purpose to the number of your posts.
In fact if you tought even slightly logically you'd not have a waifu nor would you attention whore on Sup Forums.
How much of a failure in life do you have to be to have this behaviour?
If you genuinely love your waifu, turn off the computer right now and start working on how to improve your life.

Fuck off, cunt.

No, I want you to seriously improve yourself for your waifu.
Learn an instrument, start exercising, learn a language, try a sport, go out and visit somewhere.
Do you care about Honoka? Then you should care about yourself, because she loves the way you are but would love you even more if you improved.

but shes just a drawing

>learn a language
So speaking Finnish and English is not enough ?
k.
>learn an instrument
nah, no need to.
>start exercising
might just stop eating like a pig less, but in the afterlife there's no such thing as being fat anyway, and as I mentioned, you can change whatever the fuck you want about the afterlife as a whole.
>try a sport
well, I do bike if I'm not getting a pizza or if my alcohol is in a glass bottle (e.g. Bacardi)
>go out and visit somewhere
I do visit the states like once a year. Arizona is nice.
>do you care about Honoka ?
Is that a serious question ?
>she loves the way you are but would love you even more if you improved
She knows very well, that THIS life is hell.
So it isn't a surprise or anything to her that I'm a bit (like 20kg) fat, depressed and have some mental and physical issues in THIS life.
the mental issue being something, I'm scared to go to the doctors, might be AvPD

I know... I just think she's cute

You have a problem, and that problem is being childish. Maybe you weren't beaten enough when you're younger, which is understandable since you're an Euro, but blogposting isn't gonna help.

But at least you're cute and I like you

>childish
might be, I don't know what mental issues I have.
might take some alcohol and then go to the doctor to find out, too scared to while sober.
And I was beaten, still get some flashbacks of the fucking leather belt and being starved, locked in a shed in my childhood home's backyard.
Beating does no good to a kid, unless you want your kid to be genuinely fucked in the head.

genuinely the best moment in a month.
also, the filename made me reminisce some nice things about Honoka.
thank you for making me happy in this hell.
thank you.

You don't have mental issues, you're just way too self centered. Everyone's a little weird, but part of life is learning how you can figure that out by yourself.
Have another Honk.

Nah, but seriously, I feel anxious talking to strangers, I'm socially awkward, and, I despise myself. I'm a pervert, a lazy fatass, and a lonely loser, who is in love with a fictional character, and gets scared when talking to others. Seriously, I want to die, just to repair my shit characteristics, and have a single fucking person, who loves me, respects me, doesn't make fun of me or do other horrible shit that I've had enough of in this world.
Not one word is false or exaggerated in that whole wall of text.

I have been in the same boat ever since I was born, and believe me
>I feel anxious talking to strangers, I'm socially awkward, and, I despise myself. I'm a pervert, a lazy fatass, and a lonely loser, who is in love with a fictional character, and gets scared when talking to others
all of these can be taken care of. by the time you defeat those inner monsters you'll be telling yourself how much of a pussy you were being, and what's best is that you could take care of them by yourself. except maybe being a pervert, and having a waifu is not exactly something bad.
>want to have a single fucking person, who loves me, respects me, doesn't make fun of me or do other horrible shit that I've had enough of in this world.
Isn't Honoka that person?
And if she isn't enough, you could work on yourself so you can become someone you can respect, and by doing so you'll be able to meet and talk to other people, who can respect and appreciate you as well.
And I speak this as someone who has a waifu himself, and is actually from the very series as your own.
Don't feel jealous though, it's not Honk
I'm not going to say what I did to get out of this situation you're in right now, because people are different and what worked for me maybe won't work for you, but what I can guarantee you is that nobody or anything will simply appear right in front of your eyes and help you get out of where you are. you need to have the courage to learn how to either solve your own problems and/or just deal with them. you have to act, stop being so passive and be active. you feel fat? lose weight. you feel lonely? talk to others. i don't know, i'm not that good with words but the point is that you first need to get off the ass of your chair and turn off your computer, and this is something that only you can do.

Thats a cute girl (male)

Fuck off.