Why is Leafa so perfect?

Why is Leafa so perfect?

'Cause elf bitches will do anything for cock.

She's not real. She's a game character.

>cow tits
>perfect

LEFA EN TU CARA CHATA

Suguha > Leafa

>Boring chink imouto
>Beautiful blonde elf knight
Yeah, Suguha is so much better

>busty
>blonde
>long hair

Who are you quoting?

My thoughts, fuckboy.

u cant quote your thougts summerfag, let me show you how its done
>implying
hehehe see you later kiddo

She is not real. Even in her own canon.

>SAO.

Leafa is the reason I stayed user. I gave up on all the other parts

She's 2D. Kazuto never wanted to fuck 3D.

>implying 3D > 2D

>Leafa
>not cute Klein

shit taste

>not Kazuto
Please

The moment you enter the game she becomes 3D though.

>implying VR still isn't 2D

>Kayaba
Shit, that reminds me that the Aincrad arc could've been good if not for that retarded ending.

>So I trapped literally thousands, killing at least 2000 of them
>Why? Well... I guess that doesn't matter!
>Also I committed suicide.
And somehow, Rapey McRape-elf is depicted as the worse hero. Because he wants to rape one girl he's suddenly worse than a literal mass murderer. The second arc was shit beyond redemption but the Aincrad arc could've been something, man!

>implying elf-raper isn't worse
Kayaba at least had the decency to have an interest in Kazuto. The other one had far worse taste in women.

If you mean that vision in each eye is 2D, then real life is also 2D.

>implying it isn't a 2D world they're in
Next you're going to say that Idolmaster has 3D girls or something. 3D models don't imply 3D.

Then that makes Suguha also 2D and invalidates your first claim.

>Then that makes Suguha also 2D and invalidates your first claim
>Suguha
>Kazuto's 3D sister/cousin
>Leafa
>2D game character
Kazuto going for his cousin would be the equivalent of one of us going for 3D.