BREAKING: Happening in Philadelphia

We are following breaking news from Philadelphia. There are multiple reports of loud, automatic gunfire in the city center downtown.

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in philly now nothing is happening

proofs

it's some sort of shitty polish heritage day

k, keep me posted

Source or fuck off cunt.

>philly
part and parcel bro

North philly reporting in. Can confirm the same

holy shit i miss playing Cruisin' USA in the movie theater lobby that was a fun game

>be american
>go outside
>start clapping
>get shot
>tip 25%

Confirm can not happen

6 thousand people have died in this attack

>implying you have to go outside to get shot

So just a typical Sunday morning, amirite?

High murder rates are part and parcel of living with niggers

Just learn to tolerate robbery and rape goyim

I'm from philly and i just saw a dozen black helicopters fly by.
We are being told to stay inside and not to look at the bright lights. I'm scared guys.

That would really spice things up

Philly is full of niggers. This is unremarkable. Not a habbening

>Philadelphia
probably just niggers nigging

NE reporting in, wish there was a center city happening

>he doesn't tip his mass shooter

the happening economy doesn't pay a living wage

jersey reporting in gunfire everywhere its happening

I like your three sets of teo digitd, friend

How do they know it's automatic gunfire, it could just be somebody pulling the trigger really fast

Two digits* i need to stop drunkposting

Every single day this faggot posts the same form a disinfo

grenades going off in my street,
keep the dogs inside.

boy

I was stuck with the bastardized n64 version

*need to stop posting

>city center
nothing to see here part and parcel

LMAO those Americans and their """freedom""" amirite : — DDDDD

Fake. Gay.

HOLY SHIT A NUKE JUST WENT OFF DOWNTOWN ITS HABBENING

:)

In philly now, an aircraft carrier just knocked on my apartment door and told me to evacuate. My neighbors, who are battle tanks BTW, were rushing out of their apartments when I looking down the hallway. I heard them mention something about "initiating Operation Armageddon".

WHAT'S GOING ON

I wish

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>nazi
You need to stop breathing.

don't be so smug, you have exactly the same problem but it usually involves 155mm artillery

i had cruisin' world on n64 that was pretty fun but nothing like sitting in an uncomfortable plastic racecar chair with a steering wheel looking at a big CRT screen

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Guys I'm in alpha company 23rd battalion we were just told to mobilize. I'm scared whats going on.

Fuck yoi commie fucker go succ putins dick you fucking GOYIM. Go inject yourself with krokodil or kill somone with a hanmer and film it. Fuckin go drink some vodka to death bitchboi you sad sack of shit. You're like the irish but you wait for the potato to ferment before you shove it down your throat, then complain about a lack of food. Like holy fuck how the hell are russians even real peopel

The city of murderous thugs.

Probably just some unannounced military drill designed to get the public more comfortable with the idea of martial law.

They flew a Blackhawk over my house a few years ago and you could hear loud simulated gunfire all over my neighborhood. They put out a joke of an apology later. They really quite enjoy intimidating the common folk.

>6000 niggers dead

That would literally reinvigorate the city. Businesses, previously afraid of their shit getting stolen, will move in and thrive on the rebuilding society.

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>philly
Just niggers killing niggers.

Why are so many of you faggots with me in NE philly?

I really hope its just the same 7 people in every thread.

Guys I'm in the Hamaoka nuclear power generating station and everything just started to glow bright blue. They made an announcement on the PA that everything is OK so I'm not worried. It's just getting a little hard to type because the glow is getting brighter and it's coming through the walls now

kek

Bella Vista fag here, all quiet

I'm hearing gun shots and explosions, shits getting crazy anons. I'm in West Philadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my days.

FUCJING MAKE ME RICENIGGER.

YOUR ANCESTORS WERE HONOURAEY ARYANS BUT YOURE PROBABLY JUST SOME FAT AMERICAN WEABOO WHO WANTED TO GO TO LAND OF THE ANIME TITTIES ONLY TO DISCOVER ASIAN BITCHES ARE REPULSED BY YOU AND YOUR SCENT OF MAYONAISE. THAT OR YOU're AN ACTUAL JAP WHICH IS EVEN MORE PATHETIC, HAVE YOU KILLED YOURSELF TODAY? HOW'RE THOSE USED PANTY MACHINES TREATING YOU? WANNA KNOW WHAT's REAL NICE? FACIAL HAIR AND MORE THAN 6 INCHES OF COCK, BUT YOU WOULDNT KNOW YOU POST NUCLEAR ABOMINATION

this happens everyday where i live

who cares

My slant-eyed negro, you're okay.

downtown philly here - just got shot in the leg, it's going down guys!

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Sounds like an auto to me, but its not.
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Do you live in the fucjing thunderdomne

In West Philadelphia, born and raised
On the playground is where I shat most of my clays
Chilling out max and relaxing all cool
And then shooting some niggers sitting on a stool
When a couple of kikes that were up to no good
Started making shekels in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my bomb got scared, it said
"you're moving with your aunty, now fuck off bellend"

missile launched i repeat missile launched,
just flew over my house

I live in NYC

there's a shooting in rockaway like every fucking day and no one bats an eye

holy shit i live in philly and i just heard a bunch of helicopters fly over my house

i think it's happening

This was a larp post lads, carry on!

Hahahaha

I'm doing my weekly run to the rocky statue and there are sirens absolutely blaring everywhere, i am so fucking scared

NEVER CHANGE MAN, WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

>North Philly
They killin cats out here

Thanjs, baguettebro

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Jesus christ that sounds LITERALLY dystopian why the fuck have all the white not just fuckinf left like nigga just grt ot of there who givds a fuckabout a big city man that shit is just full of (((bankers))) and nogs anyways. Move to the midwest or something man, buy some cheap land and liveself sustainably so when SHTF
You are sadfe

Kek

You don't cook a frog by throwing it into boiling water.
You put the frog in the water before you turn up the heat, and when you do, do so slowly.

hahahahah

I guess you really showed me, or something

oh shit checked

Arizona here

Luke is scrambling jets west and tanks in 30 minutes

>You don't cook a frog by throwing it into boiling water.
>You put the frog in the water before you turn up the heat, and when you do, do so slowly.

you take the frog, and you bite it.
that's how you cook a frog.

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>Flag
Do you even try?

i'm poisonous, i'm safe.

See
The samurai knows the way of cookshido

Philadelphia born and raised

On the playground was where I spent most of my beating kuffars

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Chillin' out maxin' smoking shisha all cool

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And all shooting some bullets outside of the school

Checked

laught more than i should've

I know that feel
I do it sometimes but i guess thats all we can do at this point....

i actually enjoy the ride
it can only go soo deep before they can not coerce us anymore into inaction...

If you kill yourself they win.

>automatic gunfire

Yeah about that ... probably not.

Almost sounds like... firecrackers.

gun shot itself, it was automatic.

>'live' in Canadistan
>go outside
>mowed over by truck of peace

this

dont be a dick to the happening bringers.