Would you?

Would you?

>weight
>normal

What did she mean by this?

> childhood dream has always been to be someone's cute bride
Fuck, i have a sweet spot for this things. So yes, i would

Sorry, this is not how most dating site profiles look like.

Its all either whores or retards.

does she get raped, because
>there is no way... She wouldn't take the bait!!
doesn't sound very good to me

Is it normal to list annual income on a dating profile, or is this a Japanese quirk?

It's a Japanese thing.

tbqh I want to see a documentary about this whole marriage hunting thing.

They have dedicated companies to pair up marriage partners and everything.

where is this from?

Nah, that's a pretty accurate reflection of the japanese web. It's pretty much stuck in the late 90s/early 00s with super basic designs, tables all over the fucking place, frames (yes I said frames), site maps, very simple CSS and only a tiny dab of Javascript. Because Japanese sites have to work on keitais and XP-era machines, most are still optimized for 1024x768 and below too.

Source: lived there.

>frames (yes I said frames)

Hey I still use frames here on Sup Forums

I mean the content. There is no way girl like that would be on dating site.

Its either fake or she is bullshitting.

I prefer easy going girls with a sense of humor

Well yeah. All Japanese women are greedy whores. We knew this. Its why there are so many Japanese men went 2D and are giving us this glorious 2D utopia.

That's good. Late 90s was the golden age of personal websites. Maximum quantity of information in a clear way without any huge scripts and tracking. The average size of a webpage today is 2mb. I bet it's nowhere near that on the Japanese web.

the Honey Blonde Expanded Universe

I mostly agree… the modern western web is way too heavy and the web as it was circa ~2000 is about the weight it should be (seriously, fuck gigaton-weight "web apps"), but late 90s-early 00s web wasn't terribly pretty. Early 00s with a mild aesthetic bump would be great

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Yandere Yankee when?

I've never seen someone with such taste. But im a man of Deredere myself

>the Honey Blonde Expanded Universe
WHAT DOES THIS MEANNNNNNNNNNNN

>Futastubashi University
>Futastubashi
>Futa
I ain't falling for that trick again

s-she wouldn't cheat on me, r-right?

It's Futatsubashi though which literally means "two bridges". Nothing to do with futas.

>Dating website that lists your income and occupation

Seems like something that's normal in Japan.

Tomo's mother is only 28?

but if you and your futa waifu are rubbing cocks together it's like two bridges

found it. Did I do good guys?

I guess it's for actually looking for marriage partner, not just casual fling.

christmas cake thread?

Yes!

Would I? Oh hell yes!
Semi the only one here that knew where this was from?

sauce?

>2 star humor

no thanks

Probably average for a nip. I don't think catfishing is a thing there

post original so I can show my patrician taste

Sauce? yandex or google isn't helping.

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wasn't expecting to actually get it, thanks for the spoon feeding

After 2 and a half years

Kill yourself

How do you even grade yourself? What's stopping everyone from putting 5 stars for everything?

Even for a fictional social network, it makes no sense.

I'm waiting on a few more things before I can end myself, sorry

I don't know, tell the fucking truth? It will be pretty obvious when you rated yourself a 5 in cheerfulness but are actually a depressed boring fuck

;_;

It's that series about MC who is software engineer and all his childhood friends suddenly show up an complete to marry him after forming a "marriage pact" (set of rules). Girl pictures is teacher and not plot relevant.

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>3.5 million yen a year
No thanks. I don't want to live in poverty.

Fuck I almost forgot about the teacher in Iinazuke Kyoutei

Why doesn't this list her purity status? I thought those things were important in Japan.

Looks good

Meanwhile the typical American female's dating profile:
>23 years old
>they look 35
>moderately overweight to full on obese
>tattoos, usually retarded slut shit
>2 children by another man
>shitty job usually in food service or retail
>demands the man be at least 6 feet tall and make at least $50k a year (they may or may not word it nicely)
>long list of "interests" that you know are bullshit
>"got all the partying out of my system now I'm ready to settle down"

There are separate dating sites for pure maidens and used goods.

God dammit. It's so annoying recognizing the art but forgetting the artist's name. I need some help here.

hello r9k

Fucking christ I'm getting flashbacks.

Hey now, he never said he wanted to go on a women killing spree :^]

>Last chapter uploaded May 31, 2016
Shit, it feels kind of lonely since Sup Forums doesn't seem to care about the series too much.

see

Except it's terrible for information. Look at japan's shitty text-heavy wikis for game information versus the intelligent searchable databases that westerners make. There's no contest. Japan cannot into sensible websites and organizing content at all, it's always just "append the next block of useless text below the last one, 50 clicks of plain blue links deep"

Source: live here :^)

So is her profile on the pure site or?

if there's one thing milf/christmas cake doujins is telling me is that the issue of trust and loyalty

your wife is probably sucking dicks while you're not around ;_;

Between her, Tomo's mother, and his nudist boss, this series really likes to introduce older women then have them never appear again.

That means nothing to me and it certainly isn't the name of the work.

I can assure you my waifu is pure.

Literally just search Honey Blonde and you'll find your author.

Even though this is Sup Forums level /r9k/ shit.

Is it bad to say he's almost right on the money? I've watched a coworker flick through Tinder. Man, what the fuck.

Like looking for a needle in a haystack. Good luck out there.

Online dating is hell. I gave it up years ago. You will indeed see a lot of that type of shit, it's not purely a meme.

It's not Fukudahda though. I've seen OPs art style before and it's definitely not this.

I want to make tinder just to see if the /r9k/ memes are true.
It sounds too uncanny

I don't see why anyone would sanely try online dating. I mean, watching my coworker flip through Tinder scared the shit out of me.
>20
>single
>pregnant
>hobbies: shopping, socializing, partying, like to meet new people
>if you own crocs or cargo shorts don't bother

Fucking really? And the whole time I watched I counted 13 more women he flipped through that were 24 and under and had one or more kids. It was sad.

>if you own crocs or cargo shorts don't bother
Everything else is pretty awful, but that's a pretty good viewpoint.

I don't know what to tell you because OP's image is from a manga drawn by Fukudahda.

No, it isn't.

The name is right there, and it is the artist

>my coworker
This is an anonymous imageboard. You don't need to pretend.

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It's fucking Shiwasu. I have no idea how that name managed to escape me for so long. Fuck you and your bullshit roundabout lies.

What's wrong with cargo shorts?
I can assure you, user, that I do not have a Tinder.

I'm sorry user but you may be retarded

I'm not falling for more of your tricks.

>3.5 million yen
I'm in

You realize that's pretty much nothing right?

That's probably more than user has ever had, don't ruin this for him

She only makes 34k a year as a teacher? How cheap is Japan?

While not him its a little below double my yearly salary.

It's more than I'll ever make in my country

That's $35k a year
With a college education

She's definitely making a schoolteacher's salary. (MUH UNIONS)

Step aside plebs

You get paid 15k a year?

18k ;_;

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RIP.

>Humor
>2 stars

Trash.

Tomo's mom did appear occationally not just one time. Except right now she has different hairstyle and some wrinkles on her face.

Wataru's mom also came to visit too. And she's not happy with the "Fiancée Pact" stuff.

What this Manga name?

In the filename of this.

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>using nipple to censore pussy
Move over Yabuki. We have new god.