Just found this new sticker on my brother's laptop, what can I do?

Just found this new sticker on my brother's laptop, what can I do?

and yes, he's gay.

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engage in sensible discussion without memes or being full Sup Forums.

Silly libs, Apple is by far the most fascist tech brand, both ethically and aesthetically.

Beat him with it.

Show him how real fascists sent gays to concentration camps.

kill him

plant a virus on it. Yes Macs can get viruses.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KeRanger
youtube.com/watch?v=Qd_c-ZFcUSs

That would prove that fascists are bad guys?!

>simple..
Sage

bumped

Is your brother John Green by any chance?
Are you Hank?

Donate it to a homeless person to protest capitalism.

Accept the fact he has different political opinions than you and is entitled to such, especially since he is family and you'd be a fucking right cunt to make a big deal about it.

Ask him if he thinks killing people you disagree with is moral.

denounce from family

I bet you live somewhere by Milan judging by that cuckiness

change the last word to "Faggots"

fuck his deliciosa boipucci, amico

Italian asses are hairy, baguette

Ignore and mock behind his back.

>Show him how real fascists sent gays to concentration camps.

This, sit on his face and gas him.

the first time i saw a dude wearing make up was in italy
havent been there in a while but i saw a lot of feminine guys
just sayin
no h8

fuck him straight.

>This machine kills commies

Write that on a hammer, then smash it

beat him to death with the laptop while singing beat it by Micheal Jackson

Why would an Italian have a sticker in English like that? Is English taught as a second language there?

Convert to Islam, stone him to death. Mashallah, brother.

Yes since elementary school to high school

Some (few) university courses are also taught in English to lure Erasmus students

they teach English instead of Latin now

the virgin passive-aggression

Call him a fascist first, it gets thrown around easy enough these days. Problem solved.

tell him that fags are an abomination and that he'll get HIV and prolapsed rectum

This. No huwhiter tech than apple desu senpai

>BIGOT
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I'd disown my son if he came out as antifa.

Beat that motherfucker within an inch of his life.

what about trans-antifa?

>and yes, he's gay
Surprising, most fags I know are far right

Beat the fuck out of him

Give me his email adress and dick pics

Sit him down, and have a sincere talk with him. Tell him you are concerned that he is falling into a bad crowd, and that he might get hurt or go to jail. If he isn't receptive to your argument then, let your parents know.

Go google and search how to fuck OSX like deleting system 32 in windows

Chew a piece of gum and jam it into the sd slot

chop his dick off

Install linux

Clearly he didn't get molested hard enough.

turn the laptop into the police for evidence

rape him

Wow turns out fascists really are a bunch of insecure and violent faggots.

Cover it up with this

>Italian
>kills fascists
Burst into his room in a blackshirt uniform and beat his ass

Surprisingly the right answer comes from a leaf
Beat him with the computer actually
That's a retarded sticker to have on anything but a car

Make that faggot listen to Commander Rockwell and make him understand that queers are the worst traitors of them all. Then beat him straight.

Sage I guess

>He's gay
>Sit on his face
I think he would enjoy that desu

you know what you have to do

Install malware of course.

Pull it apart while plugged and jerk off on the motherboard and tell him
>see? it didn't kill me

Stupid virtue-signalling gimmick. It's a way to do minimal actual effort but still lord it over the "un-woke". It like those stupid "livestrong" rubber bracelets (that you pay for) to show off your virtue.

At least it isn't as permanent as a trendy tattoo.

Ask him what his favorite Woody Guthrie song is.

He just needs a good hard dicking from a strong man. Since he has the mind of a woman his opinions will change to reflect the one dominating him.

>ctrl-f gento
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I hate you Sup Forums

install gentoo and then watch him squirm.

Put another sticker saying "This machine is definition of capitalism"

It sounds weird, but this.

OP, the sooner your brother finds a strong man to take charge of him, the better. If you have any red pilled gay friends, try and get them to hang out together.

Destroy the laptop and say you were only acting in self defense.

Giving him the anal treatment.

What's a friend?

Take apart a trashed, but real computer until you get the little deu denim w/e magnet out of the hard drive.
Woopity fuckin doopity that strong assed little magnet all over your brothers computer.
Console your brother and assure him his macbook breaking is just god's will for his faggotry.
Woopity fuckin doopity the magnet over the mac some more.

Grab the rope and don the white sheets.

Destroy it. When he asks why, tell him it attacked you and you were just defending yourself. Pol will vouch for you being a gud boi.

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Dammit user you stole my answer.
Backup answer: krazy glue a giant black dildo to it.

OP print out a sticker that says

"this machine is produced by a capitalist supercorperation that violates human rights to such extent they have to install suicide nets in the stairways of the factory"

and slap that thing on there

Severly reprimand him for owning a Mac.
Congragulate him for his political stance.

>uses apple
>thinks he's left
should be enough material to btfo him

>macbook

that machine kills brain cells

Simple. Sit down with him and have a civil conversation. Tell him what a true fascist is and explain to him that his definition is warped. Ask him if he really thinks its ok to kill people with a different opinion. And if he takes nothing out of that conversation then you can just realize you are both incompatible

Tear it off and call him a faggot

how is this politics related ?

>he's gay
OFC he's gay, he bought a Mac.

Go to sell it.

When he chimps out and ask him why, tell him that property is a bourgeois construct and doesn't exist.

Tell him to move to Spain

asks you*

oh pls op pls

mashable.com/2012/02/22/foxconn/#kNv4LMPKpmqt

Show him videos of ISIS killing gays and the 911 call from the Florida fagocaust. Remind him that the leftist alliance of trannies, jews, and radical muslims will result in the persecution of homosexuals when they crush the useful idiots.

Replace with a less cringy commie quote

Antifa is not s difference of political views it's a direct threat to OP.

You know that's a post op ladyboy right?

>owns a mbp
>he's gay
you don't say

Smash his face in with it. "Just to see if it kills him"

Beat the commie out of him.

Mix bleach and ammonia in his bedroom.

>post op
Ew, what a waste of good girlcock

THIS
also you've donated the money to antifa

been seeing these stickers on cars in LA

"this car kills fascists"
etc

lol so this

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give it to the first black guy you see and then tell your brother u did it cause blm demands were sensible and you wanted to repent for your brothers white priveledge and when he rejects your explanation call him a fascist

Reparations nigga

This