ITT we write anime/manga plots for maximum money

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Fuck you Nasu, I am not giving you more shitty Servant ideas.

Genderbent historical figures but instead of fighting each other with magic they drink tea and do vaguely related shit in their high school club

KanColle, only instead of dealing with any military shit, it's just a harem show with as much lewdness as can be allowed.

Haruhi season 3.

It's a generic sol with strange things sometimes happening and there will be similarities and hidden things throughout every episode. Viewers will think there's a connection between all this random shit but it's really just to generate hype and get people to talk about it

No lolis.

Trap lolis

A brazilian becomes rubber and spends the next 20 years failing at pirating and fighting the same battle over and over again.

Kids will eat that shit up like a starving animal.

This.

Also a show about two teenagers with cellphones trying to find love.

Make another idolshit. Make it as fantasy as possible (i.e. exact opposite of WUG). Idols have fun and eat cake everyday; no singing/dancing practice or diet restrictions needed.

Make one girl for each fetish. Do shitty mobile game tie-ins, bundle concert tickets with BDs.

What are you? Gay?

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>KanColle, only instead of dealing with any military shit, it's just a harem show with as much lewdness as can be allowed.
>Kancollefags don't even like WW2 ships
Kancolle was a mistake.

Kancolle but planes and tanks. Also make it slightly more serious with an actual commander/general present and having actual impact/having a real character.

A ginger dies and revives, and gets a job with the underworld. Through a series of asspulls he becomes the most powerful character in the universe.

Give fancy, catchy Japanese names to every attack. Character design should be easy to cosplay. Sell tons of merch to idiots.

Tags:
Battle Shounen, SoL, loli, revenge, comfy, depressing, upbeat, highschool, magic

MC is a normal highschool kid, but when he transfers to a new school in a southern island because of his fathers job, things don't seem right.

His entire class is girls, even the teachers. So are all the neighbors. So are the bus drivers, police, cashiers, etc etc.

Turns out that the island is inhabited only by women, and the fathers job is to fuck the women.

As the only boy in his school, and one of the only men in a hundred mile radius, he is the centre of a massive harem, the likes of which no one has ever seen before.

As a running gag mens facilities don't exist, and so for phys ed, using the washroom, and public bathing, he is forced into being around women.

The porn is really the only good thing about it.

Battle-harem where a trap NTRs the MC and fucks his harem in the pussy.
Then he also fucks MC in the boipucci.

Anime about Japanese imageboards.

Don't forget the part where he only wants to have sex with exactly one particular girl, but that girl is indifferent towards him.

He spends the entire series trying to get her attention. Meanwhile, legions of other girls try to land on his dick.

A brazilian falls in love with Hiroyuki. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with Hiroyuki's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls Hiroyuki, and is overjoyed to find out that Hiroyuki has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to Hiroyuki, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the Hiroyuki he called is not the same Hiroyuki he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the Hiroyuki's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of Sup Forums

Edgy, now Alpha MC that defeated evil lord and has a 7 girls harem gets switched with his beta harem MC counter part in glorious nippon.

nah if he shows any favortism it would just anger the fans. The trick is to make him as neiutral as possible while his dad tries to hook him up with every girl

Jeetquan Chinkberg steals the sacred penny of shilling from the loo of his great great stepfather, Chris. Using the penny of shilling, Jeetquan forges a mighty weapon that looks oddly like a turd shaped sword with an apple logo. He embarks on a quest to shill his stolen chinkshit on every street.

>Alpha harem MC
No self insert, no money.

Edgy children's card games + collecting vaguely cute monsters.

Sell both cards and mon plush toys!

The MC is a mad scientist who has just started to break through on his research to turn women into lolis. Follow his adventures as he completes his research, engineers it into a virus and strategically deploys it, all while finding love with his many lab assistants.

Japanese kid transfers to American School.
>Guns
>Burgers
>Politician Caricatures
>Tig Ol' American Bitties
>Flat Imuoto that gets Btfo'd by Bro Neighbor.
>ss jokes

Obviously it follows the beta who gets transported to the fantasy world.

or to make him have gynophobia

nah if he's too reluctant, it'll just make the fans unable to relate. He needs to have sensible concerns about the nonsensical world he's in

A loser NEET gets transported into a fantasy world that has HP bars and skill points and what not.

Instead of trying to parody anything, we do everything with a straight face.

Something in an alternate universe with time loops and people dying all the time and put a lot of waifus in there and kill them one by one.

Anime about making money.

A guy accidentally becomes a wizard and summons a girl with a big sword.

He is forced to join a wizard pissing contest. Most of the other wizards are girls. Their summons are also mostly girls.

As they fight, reveal more and more OP attacks and introduce powerlevels.

An ordinary Japanese highschooler gets transported to a fantasy world.

This fantasy world has MAGICAL GIANT ROBOTS no this is not escaflowne

He is swept up in a game of courtly intrigue and political infighting between three fantasy global superpowers and a succession war between three potential heirs to one empire's throne. He discovers that he is amazing at piloting the magical giant robots and must help his beautiful teenage love interest become Empress of the World while simultaneously helping all his nubile female co-pilots win battles.

Basically, Code Geass and a typical Isekai have a disgustingly marketable love child.

MC gets stuck in a pokemon red & green (JAP) knockoff game.

It's just as buggy, and the MC spends his time abusing the shit out of it, catching glitch monsters that have specs he's predetermined, getting on a bike he doesn't have, changing where doors lead, etc etc

So, FSN?

FSN with even more girls. Kirei is a girl. Kiritsugu is a girl, so is Shinji, etc.

The only males should be irrelevant.

post yfw you realize that most people on Sup Forums are brazilians

i really needed this laugh

That would actually be mildly interesting.

No I think OPfags are somalians. Now that's immersion.

Haremshit died in 2005. It's idolage now

Ten brothers who look pretty much alike.

The sit around and banter, get in speedos, start a male idol group, and do generally bishie things.

They are chibis most of the time, except when we want to sell merch, then we draw them in full model.

>idols
Haremshit is still being made more often that idolshit.

Idolatry

None of which sells as good.

And take note: most idolshit are anime originals. But the last anime original harem was aired in 2008 (Tokimeki memorial: Only love) and that shit flopped hard

Mad Max: Fury Road, only with lolis.

100 episodes of it.

>muh sales
Love live is a fad and it will die faster than Kancolle.

A teenage boy has to stand in when his dad, who is a producer, is hospitalized.

He now has to manage the idol activities of a harem of girls under his dad's company. All the girls compete for his attention and try even harder at idoling. As a result his company does better. Dad thinks his son has talent and lets him be permanently in charge.

There, now we have merged haremshit and idolshit.

Tell that to the Sunshine Albums that got sold out so quickly and the anime hasn't aired yet

WWII happens except it has magic in it, and Japan defeats the USN and US occupying half of the country.

Cute American girls love Nippon cock and welcome them. American men are haters, evil backstabbers with no virtues what so ever.

Nips would buy this shit.

MC wins a very special contest and is offered 2 billion yen if he can make it through high school without kissing a girl.

His plans to win easily by being a 2D-obsessed loner are foiled by RABU, in the form of an energetic and ever-growing harem.

Basically Atelier series x Idol Pretender
>MC is an arrogant genius prodigy alchemist with tendency to burn bridges
>Royally screws up and accidentally turns himself into a cute girl
>Also blows up most of his workshop in the process
>With no assets left he has to go to a loan shark for startup money and rely on his childhood friend's help
>Childhood friend is an oneesan type with a streak for bullying and cute things
>Story about her slowly breaking MC's pride and mind down to typical Atelier girl levels via accidents and shenanigans that force MC into that role
>Some healing and ECONOMICS on the side to complement the gradual mindbreak into a little girl

MC gets tripped in an MMO world where they are forced to participate in deadly card games against half-naked bishounen.

A standard harem.

But instead, every girl is an aggressive sex starved rapist-in-training.

Your choice of:
- The girls play dodgeball with MC's virginity, with varying levels of success (non-hentai route)

- MC gives in and he becomes a human dildo to satisfy a class of girls (full blown hentai route)

Prisma Seiba

Idols are valued for their purity. Harems valued sexual liberation.

You can't combine harem and idols as they are like oil and water

>Idols
>Pure

I have some bad news for you.

What?
All idols are forbidden from having sexual relationships with anyone. Doing so results into getting fired immediately

Anyone **except the old men with the money funding their activities.

It's an open secret that some companies use their idols to perform sexual favors for certain elites, although my understanding is that it mostly happens in South Korea.

>romcom
>Harima likes Toko since middle school
>Harima is the straight-A student but has social anxiety problems with girls
>Toko is a passive aggressive student who means well. She's usually quiet and shows apathy towards anything
>he confesses to her at the first day of their second year in high school
>she gets all flustered and tells him she'll think about it
>Harima gets all bothered that he was politely rejected
>his bros cheer him up and bring him over the shopping arcade to relax
>they run into some peddler who is selling them a trinket that can grant wishes
>Harima's friends prod him to buy one as a joke
>before he sleeps at home he humors himself and prays to the trinket that he wants to win Toko's heart over and exaggerates he'll love her beyond boundaries of anything in the world
>He wakes up the next day and his entire world is suddenly filled with many Tokos
>a Pirate Toko, a mech-pilot Toko, a MMORPG lady knight Toko, a yandere Toko, tsundere Toko, an elf Toko, delinquent Toko, cowgirl Toko, etc.
>Harima realizes that he just wished every version of Toko from alternate universes, timelines and realities
>now Harima has to juggle a life where he has to deal with all these AU Tokos trying to fight for his love while all Harima wants is for Toko Prime to respond to his confession (which she might want to do except she's being strong-armed by her alternate selves)

Common sense tell me that if that's true, the fans will burn the studio down

Like I said.
>muh sales
Idol anime are not conventional anime. They're basically advertisment for the Songs that the VA sings in the anime. Calling now the age of idols is dumb since the show by itself doesn't actually have any merit that warrants any sales.

How was that any different from the LN and VN adaptations that festered the entire industry 10 years ago?

Idolshit fans aren't really bright people.

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just take any cheap manga artist and write in a longwinded contest where they need to have bits of info from every chapter, with a big prize
the maincharacter of the manga will then say they will present the winner with 400 thousand yen
if anyone ever manages to win they draw a picture of the mc holding 400 thousand yen trying to hand it to someone, with the next page being them complaining that it is very heavy and they should take it
then the next page being that since they dont seem to want it they are keeping it instead, they ojousama laugh and the manga is then axed the moment sales start going down.

Bright enough to smell impurities in the dieties they worship. Much more towards any sign of man musk.

There is smut and Aoi Yuuki still voices her.

One day it suddenly starts raining everywhere like the biblical flood and sea levels start rising and shit. So every country has to build a boat to escape.
But there's also zombies from those that got left behind. And the zombies can swim.

>tfw I have some crazy Ideas but too afraid to write it down

Being a no skill faggot also hurts a lot.

Lurk more, newfag.

Tokimeki Memorial is not an anime original since it was based on a dating sim.

Do you even know what anime original means.

It means no prior existing source material so no spoilers or summaries of routes like what happened in tokimeki.

Google it, although 100% of the results will be from South Korea.

>too afraid to write it down

What the fuck are you doing in this anonymous board then.

uhh...yeah?
Tokimeki memorial: Only Love has no connection from the orginal series and has no prior existing material either. It's nothing more than an attempted spin off of the classic 1990's game that revolutionized the VN world

But it flopped hard

Everything sounds good and fine in your head, but written they are shit.

Also I don't have incentive to write for shit or talk some ideas with someone since forever,maybe because of this

Takes place in a fantasy world overrun by monsters. The only form of magic available to the outnumbered humans is in the form of singing to boost the physical powers of another individual so they can fight the fantasy monsters. This is done in pairs of two, one signer one fighter.

Give all the singers Grade A singing VAs and make bank off the character CDs.

>thinking the goys care about anything except money

Loli Gundams.

Imagine.

So just animated MS Girls?

Not loli enough.
LOLIER.

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>KanColle
yes

> only instead of dealing with any military shit, it's just a harem show with as much lewdness as can be allowed

huh? no, fuck you.

Thats not a loli user, just a flat chest girl.

Thats not a flat chest girl user, just a boy.

>American SOL either Texas or Washington state

Gundam x Macross x Idolm@ster x Tales of crossover

When idols who are also hired as an escort mercenary group for the macross fleet Solaris crash land on an underdeveloped planet
They find that it is somehow only filled with cute boys and bishounen men.
Soon tensions rise between the two factions as they must struggle to control energy resources on the planet.
Will find a way to coexist peacefully before all out war breaks out?
>idols side uses VFs
>boys use mobile suits
>planet has some fantasy elements to it and the main resource is a rare energy crystal found in certain areas
>yuri money
>fujo money
>idolfag money
>Gundamfag money
>Tales of game adaption money

is self-insert really that important?

I got a basic outline.

So there is this high fantasy world with anime to Lovecraftian tier monsters.

Long ago a war between the Lovecraftian Monsters and the several races of the world lead to the creation of dangerous beings. The dangerous creations killed a vast majority of the Lovecraftian horrors, but all of them got sealed away after going too far and almost caused the world to collapse.

Thousands of years later, a young mage girl who wants to be recognized as a powerful arc mage of her magical city-state breaks into a holy site in order to obtain a powerful sealed monster in it. She has assistance from her thief friend who stole the contract materials for the summoning.

The sealed monster is the Mc who is a hardened immortal knight, one of those dangerous creations who was sealed away. Mc decides to treat mage girl and thief as their daughterus and protect them as they all go on magical adventures with suffering.

Cute idol girls pilots mosquito a like mecha and they need to fight and extract mana from giants. Directed by Fukuda.

Giants have mana blood?

Why do they need mana blood? I can get behind this a little, do the giants used something to kill mecha mosquito's aside from hands and what not?

Newfriend, it's been the Golden Age of Idol Anime since 2013.

Love Live x Aikatsu x Idolmaster crossover.

Unite the Three.

Well, mana is used as energy resource. Girls needs its to power and expand nests where they live - its also to powerup mechas. Not sure what giants can use aside from hands. They can use whatever they have around.

Ketchup Ninja.

Final question.

Will best girl die in final episode? Will their nest get destroyed?