Is it true that it is really hard to properly please women...

Is it true that it is really hard to properly please women? Maybe the reason that they are seeking sex so much is because their orgasm is really good but also really hard to get? Men usually can just jack off and be done with it, entering a clear state of mind or fall asleep right after.

women are incapable of doing the most mundane tasks on their own, including pleasing their moist slot

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Good question. Why don't we post more anime images? That will surely seal our role as the masculine gender.

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Im somewhat /fit/, good looking dapper chap, i am employed (but dont make much money) and am going to school to be an auto-mechanic.
In person i have no problem with women. But i!m only 5'10, so i did an experiment on tinder.
All the girls on there are fucking hideous man, but if youre not 6 foot or over they just arent interested. Its amazing how unrelentingly shallow they are

sauce?

Only Beta males and manlets can't please a women.

sure thing

sadly, I don't know

>In person i have no problem with women

so women get off just as easily as men?

use your tongue, besides foreplay it's also good for lubrification
if you're insecure about cumming too early be on top so you can control your pace
eye contact rarely works, specially if you both are drunk you'll look like retards

that's some fucked up logic but could be. it's not true that it's hard to please women.
my gf cums every time we have sex but i've heard from others that they never had an orgasm as a woman
some women are really orgasmic, some women don't feel anything pleasing about a dick in them, they know there's a dick in them but it's like a hand on their head or something to them

Well, I've heard stories of women faking orgasm. What's a sure way to tell if they actually come?

It's pretty easy for me, my dick isn't abnormally large either. It's just a matter of time (lasting) and technique. You're a drill not a jackhammer

I meant i have no problem getting their phone numbers or with women in general, but when i go online, 2 inch height difference is killer.
In person i can tell them im 6ft and theyre none the wiser.
Girls ive dated all loved me, i have great sex. But then you go on tinder and if youre below 6ft youre screwed. On paper its everything to them, but in person it doesnt matter.
As for them ejaculating, there seems to be a huge psychological component. You can fuck her hard, but she wont cum, suddenly you pull her hair and slap her ass and she squirts everywhere.
I think its a mental thing, but with guys its purely physical

well when my gf cums, she can't control her voice, she collapses onto me and is really, really sensitive right afterwards, when i slowly move my dick inside of her after she cums her body reacts, i can't really describe it. also she gets more wet during the orgasm, not piss but natural pussy lube

Depends on the girl OP
The more crazy they are the wetter they get

and yes, the stories of women faking orgasms are true. a friend of my girlfriend once told us that she faked orgasms almost everytime just to end the sex earlier because her bf wanted her to cum and got off that way quicker.

I see, interesting to know. But then wouldn't that mean that for some women, their pursuit of sex is purely psychological?

would making a few strokes then pause a bit and repeat work?

> women orgasm is real hard to get
top kek, got anymore excerpts from the "Diary of a Mad Virgin"?

>would making a few strokes then pause a bit and repeat work?
no my friend, not at all. you don't have to be super hard pounding, it's more of a marathon. the key to female orgasms seems to be a kind of static rhythm. just go steadily and after 5 minutes max she should cum. but don't forget the things besides fucking, like weak chokes, slaps and hairpulling, dirty talk only if you know what you are doing
mostly it's a total cock blocker

> I just got my first gf, here's my expert advice
I love 4chins

I've tried but I can't cum. I honestly believe it's all fake.

so she didn't want to have sex and only do it because of her bf? That could be frustrating.

Yep. Thats why they are so unrelenting with their standards. For women, the man attached to the dick ABSOLUTELY matters. His money, height, strength, appearance, status, humor, confidence..

But with men, sex is all about the physical stimulus itself. Most of us would lay any ugly bitch, just cause shes got a pussy, and thats enough.

So how old are you fags? This reminds me on discussions when we was like 14 yo

Seriously? You just touch her clit and she's done

I think it depends on the woman. Only had one that came after 2 minutes of slow fucking. I had to stop for a little to see what was happening. Not as hot as I thought like in porn.

Been there. You don't really don't figure it out until you do. Then it kinda makes sense and is easier.

is you telling me that having unrealistic standards can diminish or seriously harm emotional outcomes regarding real life stimuli?
never one thought so much could think such things. wow!

Well, at least it seems that pleasing a woman sexually isn't as high maintenance work as getting her in the first place.

My wife needs minimum 45 minutes of foreplay and 20-30 minutes of dicking to have a good orgasm. That shit is work.

my advice is true though, also have had sex with 3 women so far and i'm actually happy with that

yeah exactly. she said she doesn't get why people like sex at all. maybe her bf is a dicklet

How often do you have sex with her? And is it like this everytime?

Just try to imagine being raped and degraded. Does the trick for most women

I can feel my wife's walls squeeze inward like they're trying to push outward when she cums. She used to squirt too, she stopped after a hysterectomy but she still has powerful orgasms. If I'm not 100% erect when she does, she's like to eject me.

ITT: idiots who can't into cum.
No one cares about you're disfunction.
Tell the lazy cunt to scratch her clit while your fucking. Problem solved.

>inb4 moved to /bant/

sounds pretty troublesome
i'm just going to masturbate to anime the rest of my life instead

The pauses work only if you're doing to build tension. Sex for women is all in their head. If you can control the tension from the very beginning without touching actual erogenous zones, by the time you get to work you won't have to try at all and she will have the hardest orgasm of her life.

Filthy degenerate heathen

its really obvious to tell if shes actually cumming or not

she will lose control of her vagina muscles and they will start gripping your dick for dear life.

if shes white, she will also be very flushed

At least every other day and that's the average I'd say if she's going to have a really good orgasm.

Rename account "Goodait"

You will have aids by Christmas.

Oh wait, You wanted a Long Lasting realationship and asking Sup Forums about what we think? -)

online dating is online prostitution, they only want the absolute 10/10 best looking males
its for hookups
clubs/bars/concerts are where you get stds
bookstores/coffee shops is where you meet feminists
dating is kind of like finding a job now, you need to do networking, you need mutual friends to meet women, its the only way now