For the last three months I have been in the US for work. As a moderately attractive white man, I have had a small number of sexual interactions with your American women.
When engaging in the act of giving oral pleasures to these women in question or engaging in certain intercourse positions I could not ignore the faint smell of feces protruding from their private areas. This startled me, I have had sex with a ethnically (except African or Latin-American) wide range of women, and with no other nationality but the US women I experienced this so frequently.
So far, I have made two observations.
* I carefully observed the post-defecation actions by these women. I was shocked to see that American women, without exception, wipe from back to front after defecation. Meaning that feces particles are spread to their vaginal area! This disgusting habit explained the foul smell and taste I experienced with engaging in cunnilingus.
* American shower-heads are often fixed into the wall, giving these women no chance to directly apply a strong stream of water on their private parts. The only tool they have to clean up after defecation is toilet paper, which is not adequate enough to do the job properly. This explains the smell of feces I experienced, when the woman and I decided to have me enter her from behind.
My questions to the American readers:
* Is there a reason why your women aren't taught how to properly conduct post-defecation cleaning? Wiping back to front is unhygienic and can lead to serious infections.
* Why isn't the use of wet tissues or bidets more prevalent when most of your shower heads are fixed into the wall? How do Americans clean their behinds properly?
Thank you.
Oliver Wright
You doing it all wrong
Kayden Powell
Why are you giving oral to a woman? Are you a dyke?
Connor Roberts
Lol in a few months you have watched multiple women wipe their asses? Maybe you are going after the wrong sorts of gals. Do they have all their teeth?
Ryder Cooper
Heads up, guys... a woman doesn't actually LIKE to be creampied. We do it because we want to make you come, and feel like it's a bonding experience maybe. But that cum has to go somewhere, and it's usually leaking into our panties or down our leg in a few hours, and it's nasty. All things being equal, we'd be happy with you having a great orgasm into a condom or with very little actual cum involved.
I personally will swallow my bf's load any day. Hell, I'll even do anal, since that will come out when I want it to. Having a leaking mess in my pussy, which I take very good care of, isn't something I look forward to at all.
Just ask your girlfriend. We usually solve it with just dealing with another tampon day.
Robert Perry
>pretending to be woman >actually convincing cuz reply does not pertain at all to the initial query
Nicholas Perry
Nobody cares. I wish I lived in a country where I could just beat my woman.
Luke Gonzalez
I didn’t make it that obvious all the time...
Jaxon Stewart
Holy shit
Jayden Campbell
This is pasta from 2 days ago you larping faggot
Luke Turner
>Why are you giving oral to a woman? Are you a dyke?
Giving oral to some cunt he met at a bar, are you out of your fucking mind? Enjoy genital herpes in your mouth.
Justin Ward
There are other countries were you still can! Saudi Arabia human rights 10/10
Sebastian Richardson
How do you wipe your ass sitting down? I always stand to wipe my ass
David Adams
>giving oral pleasures to these women fag
Evan Murphy
No. I like giving oral
Justin Wilson
taking a creampie is why women exist
John Anderson
baby wipes is the way to go
Liam Long
Who is the beauty in the pic?
Nathan Carter
Make sure to get checked for STDs
Isaac Wood
Canadian women love anal
Matthew Miller
>American "hygiene"
Eli Collins
You wouldn't believe how bad the smell of white US womens pussy is.
Angel Gonzalez
>does not know eating pussy is a thing >being beyond perma-virgin
Gabriel Ward
Where in canada are you babe?
Isaac Bailey
She/he is obviously an anal skank, so obviously in Sarnia